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{\an8}聯邦超級英雄事務處

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我和夥伴已經準備好了
只需要你幫我們打個通關

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不可以斷人手腳、刑求或放火燒人

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搞什麼啊?

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前情提要

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妳幫我們挽回了正面形象

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董事會希望妳擔任七巨頭的聯合隊長

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我只是個愛錯女人的男人

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{\an8}快訊:暴風女自殺身亡

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我非常期待讓大家看見真正的我

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我跟你們這些普通人不一樣

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我棒多了,我才是真正的英雄

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鐵鏽地帶的白人男性愛死你的那席話

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超屌

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他不過是下班走路回家

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{\an8}就被藍隼狠狠踹頭
連人行道都裂開了

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他們要你幫忙發聲

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我是麥可喬丹,不是麥爾坎X

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我可以讓心地善良的人加入七巨頭

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請你跟她保持距離,她現在是我的女友

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他真的瘋了

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只要我還是沃特執行長,他就無法胡鬧

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紐曼就是爆頭兇手
她還是史丹艾格的養女

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我還以為能夠用正當管道對抗沃特

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我們得照你的方法做

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–這東西你應該有興趣
–紅色BCL是什麼東西?

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應該是某種武器,據傳那就是

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害死士兵男孩的東西

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這是我們殺死護國超人的最佳機會

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–這是什麼?
–短效型化合物V,給你24小時的超能力

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–他的死因為何?
–去問中情局

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妳明明知道卻隻字不提

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你跟我保證過你會一直照顧我,我恨你

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我們倆去跟小妮娜聚聚

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這是個餿主意

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錯了,法國佬,這主意棒透了

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我們要前進俄羅斯

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《金唱片》

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歡迎收看《金唱片》

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{\an8}主持人瑪麗蓮麥考,來賓有歌手

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{\an8}金卡內斯、小河樂團

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{\an8}韋蘭德弗蘭斯與夫人
《金唱片》舞群

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以及特別來賓士兵男孩

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別抓狂好嗎?

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–你打化合物V
–我是用短效型

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藥效只有24小時

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你是從哪裡弄到的?

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在他們的網站上買的,害我硬了幾天

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別一直對我奸笑

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我只打了一劑,好嗎?

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火藥已經翹辮子
需要的訊息也都到手了,就這樣

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等等,你...

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你殺了火藥?

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用超能力?

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你有超能力?

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別談這件事了,好嗎?

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藥效退了,我現在很好

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等等,其他人知道嗎?

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他們不曉得

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如果被他們發現

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我就揍到你醒不過來

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你說得對,你看起來好得很

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《卡麥隆柯曼時間》

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{\an8}《紐約時報》
對你的生日直播節目評價極低

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{\an8}–他們的評語是...
–說吧

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{\an8}“看到一位強大的男子被激怒
感覺令人害怕”

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{\an8}我是真的被激怒了

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{\an8}我不想再看到這些

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{\an8}–主流媒體捏造的謊言
–同意

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{\an8}但最重要的問題是
攻擊我的幕後黑手到底是誰?

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{\an8}誰想讓我閉上嘴巴?

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{\an8}或許就是你提到的富翁
和有權有勢的人

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{\an8}你真的勇氣十足

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{\an8}謝謝

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{\an8}他們到底是誰?

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{\an8}大多數都是名不經傳的人物

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{\an8}但他們一直躲在幕後操作

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{\an8}他們才是真正具有影響力的人

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{\an8}不幸的是他們無處不在

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{\an8}甚至藏在沃特內部

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抱歉,燕麥奶賣光了

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–你來這裡做什麼?
–我不能想來就來嗎?

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你從來就不會這麼做

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你是在開玩笑吧

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我們不能追查護國超人
這是聯邦政府的政策

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我沒有說要追查他

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只是想提醒他誰才是當家之主

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今天早上妳有看到
他的卡麥隆柯曼專訪吧?

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他在挑戰我們的極限

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如果有人這麼做,妳就得給他們教訓

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就像父母管教小孩

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跟妳管教左伊一樣

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左伊不會讓我粉身碎骨

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別反應過度

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他在生日節目中大聲咆哮爆粗口

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妳就發表公開聲明

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嚴厲譴責,讓聯邦通信委員會罰點錢
只是小小的懲罰

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只是提醒他

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偶爾得自己收拾殘局

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他一定會氣死

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我一定會保護妳們

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包括左伊?

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尤其是左伊

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護國超人就像隻愛亂吠的小狗
但他不會咬人

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他還是會怕我

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我絕對不會讓妳和左伊出什麼事

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這點妳也知道吧?

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當然

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布萊頓海灘

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特維斯卡亞,蘇俄雜貨與熟食店

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黑袍糾察隊

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兩位好

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妳好

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想必妳就是妮娜

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威廉布奇

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塞爾蓋
你怎麼沒跟我說他是個大帥哥

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我正在做餃子,你可以嘗嘗

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我的廚藝當然比不上塞爾蓋

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他的砂鍋料理讓我高潮

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我還是有點不高興
你從我身邊奪走他

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我們這個家比較溫暖,對不對?

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請問你有何貴幹?

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我在追查一項武器

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我想妳一定不陌生

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妳在克里姆林宮的官員朋友
或許能幫上忙

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–謝謝你看得起我
–應該的

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聽說妳拍了幾部影片

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內容是幾位好賭的內政部官員
跟妳玩SM

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這些錢應該能還清雪莉的債務

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還加了十萬元貼補妳的辛勞

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中情局曉得你們給了我這堆真鈔嗎?

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是美國政府給的

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鈔票印了就有

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這筆錢的確可以貼補我的辛勞

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但是我受到的痛苦與折磨呢?

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還有我花費的時間和壓力

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我最近一直睡得很不好

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怎樣才能減輕妳的痛苦?

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–雪莉
–不行

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–不行...
–我只要她

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妳和我才剛剛建立交情

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別告訴我完全沒有轉圜餘地

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–屠夫先生...
–法國佬

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{\an8}我們是該向全世界宣布了

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星光和我正在交往

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主題標籤“護國–星光”

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–什麼時候播出?
–今天晚上

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“主題標籤‘護國–星光’”?

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–妳同意了嗎?
–修伊,這是你說的

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“不惜一切代價”,這就是...

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其中一項代價

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嘿

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妳一定能全身而退

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真的

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就讓我拯救妳一次

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修伊

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這次一定要成功

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會成功的

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成功什麼?

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我的沃特音響設置
抱歉,你是怎麼進來的?

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我有鑰匙

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我總得好好盯著我的女友

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對了,妳睡著後就像死了一樣

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你們真是的,我是在開玩笑

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放輕鬆一點,我只是在開玩笑

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走吧,我們已經遲到了

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《滾石雜誌》
封面拍攝、話題人物

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七巨頭還真夯

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修伊,別擔心

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我們只是螢幕上的情侶

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雖然我和梅芙一開始也是這麼搞

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後來就打得火熱

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我不是在開玩笑

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梅芙不需要用手就能將鋼管折彎

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她呢?

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床上功夫好嗎?

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如果你敢碰他或他的親友

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我就走人

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也帶走我的支持度

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女人啊,我只是在開玩笑

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你們的神經別繃得那麼緊

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星光,走吧,馬里奧在等我們

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我等一下打給你

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祝早日康復,護國超人

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沃特影業,七號攝影棚

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誰鳥藍隼?他跟你的薪資等級差多了

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他在特倫頓對黑人施暴
沃特應該也有責任

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是啊

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等一下,你是認真的?

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–我想跟他談談
–了解

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沃特非常注重社會正義

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–什麼時候?
–膏鐵俠

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“黑人的命也是命”
是我覺得最棒的主題標籤

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我的IG貼文都是一片黑

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看看你

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你的全新行頭真是帥呆了

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完全就是這整個活動的靈感來源

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保持沉默就是共犯

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我們先把這一段拍完
之後再來談藍隼

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–艾希莉,什麼時候?
–等一下

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開始推移鏡頭

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遵命!

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{\an8}加入對話

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{\an8}我們今天來提倡和平、愛與繁榮

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那些人要去哪?

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街頭那端有個抗議活動

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愛

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膏鐵俠,你要去哪?快要開拍了

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這很重要

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和平

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00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:39,339
我們必須互相傾聽

212
00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:43,013
{\an8}膏鐵俠高速能量飲料

213
00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:45,851
好...卡

214
00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:54,730
大概四、五天吧

215
00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:56,493
從健身器材摔下來躺一週,真慘

216
00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:59,395
我現在把止痛藥當成口香糖吃
但手臂還是很痛

217
00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:01,868
我真的沒幫上妳什麼忙,維琪

218
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:05,739
沒關係,你只要好好休息就會康復

219
00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:08,254
我正在這麼做,謝謝妳

220
00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:10,210
第一次坐私人飛機嗎?

221
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:12,708
這是我第一次出國

222
00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:16,302
我在妮娜手下工作5年,喬事23次

223
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:19,665
她從來沒送過我禮物
這是怎麼一回事?

224
00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:22,968
讓我們免費搭飛機還送護照?

225
00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:26,011
他是不是答應要交出雪莉?

226
00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,814
法國佬,王八蛋

227
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,978
我有那麼沒人性嗎?

228
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:32,351
好好享受

229
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:33,984
假裝你在拍《我家也有大明星》

230
00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:42,855
腦筋有問題的混蛋才會看那東西

231
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:55,246
我們可以談談嗎?

232
00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:57,172
–不行
–梅芙,拜託

233
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,889
我聽說妳停止訓練了

234
00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:08,272
是嗎?

235
00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:11,555
妳以後也會聽說
我幾乎每天都喝到宿醉

236
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,810
還跟一群人玩床上遊戲吧

237
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,111
我要他們怎麼想就怎麼想

238
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,437
聽我說

239
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:24,407
妳有沒有聽過“紅色BCL”?

240
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:29,658
妳是說那個能將護國超人
置於死地的武器?

241
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:31,541
前提是布奇能拿到?

242
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:32,793
妳也知道?

243
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,632
妳覺得是誰
送他們進這個無底洞的?

244
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:39,921
所以我一直進行訓練

245
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:44,295
還有這四個月來滴酒不沾

246
00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:47,511
或許我可以幫布奇
爭取一點時間讓他瞄準目標

247
00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:50,846
至少出手打他幾拳

248
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:53,063
好

249
00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:54,692
知道了

250
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:58,476
所以我們現在有兩個人
可以再找其他超級英雄

251
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,065
對

252
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:04,742
我相信妳和那位神勇的臭皮匠
一定會搞定這件事

253
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:05,818
這是我自己的問題

254
00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:09,195
–曾經和那混蛋交往的人是我
–梅芙

255
00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:13,582
妳不能跟他單挑,他會殺了妳

256
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:19,844
妳真的這麼不在乎自己的生命?

257
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:23,716
這是我自找的

258
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:25,439
好消息

259
00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:28,276
妮娜跟那些愛玩SM的官員聊過了

260
00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:29,823
也拿到了實驗室地址

261
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,163
很好,實驗室在哪裡?

262
00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:34,871
我們得幫她做點事
她才會給我們地址

263
00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:37,213
某個地方權貴讓她很不爽

264
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:40,785
我不要再幹這種事
更別提是為了妮娜

265
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:43,042
所以這差事棒呆了

266
00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:45,048
因為辛苦的人不是你

267
00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:47,166
是她

268
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:52,223
不好意思,能者多勞

269
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,556
妮娜已經幫妳安排好了

270
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,141
今晚妳要打扮成妓女

271
00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:59,892
妳只要進去殺了那傢伙

272
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:01,728
然後就閃人,小事一樁

273
00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:06,146
求求你,別讓她去

274
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:10,408
法國佬,不這麼做雪莉就會沒命

275
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,581
可惡,好心沒好報

276
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:18,834
你無權操控我

277
00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:25,295
我當然有權利

278
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:27,924
我再說一次

279
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:31,050
我說什麼

280
00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:34,683
你們就做什麼

281
00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:53,198
妳是不是
又要告訴我什麼可怕的事了?

282
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,459
聽我說

283
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,416
如果到最後...

284
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:07,588
如果我們必須跟他交手

285
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,170
你會幫我嗎?

286
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,840
–妳是說真的嗎?
–他最近的行為...

287
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:13,886
他天下無敵

288
00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:17,595
我們可能有方法
為了保護你,我就先不透露

289
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,807
但我們需要你的協助

290
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:24,436
現在有我還有梅芙
可能還需要四或五個人

291
00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:25,731
我們應該有機會贏

292
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,574
抱歉,艾力克斯,我不想添你的麻煩

293
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:32,992
但我不知道還能找誰

294
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:36,945
好,我加入

295
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:38,874
你要加入

296
00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:42,498
就這樣,你完全不考慮?

297
00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:43,667
不需要

298
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:47,752
我不懂為什麼你...

299
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,050
對我這麼好?

300
00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:52,916
應該很好懂吧?

301
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:56,391
安妮詹紐瑞,妳是我唯一愛過的女孩

302
00:18:58,012 --> 00:18:59,262
艾力克斯,對不起

303
00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:02,228
我跟修伊...

304
00:19:02,225 --> 00:19:03,685
我只是在開玩笑

305
00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:07,273
得了吧,妳還真以為我奶奶

306
00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:10,022
會讓我娶個超級白女?

307
00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:11,358
混蛋

308
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:13,149
對,我是混蛋,聽我說

309
00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:16,736
妳搬去紐約之後就變得非常堅強

310
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:19,204
我所認識的安妮...

311
00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:22,038
能看到人類善良的一面

312
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,706
我選擇幫助妳
因為這樣做才是正確的

313
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:30,714
僅此而已

314
00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:34,301
超音速,歡迎

315
00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:36,259
我們都很高興你加入七巨頭

316
00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:39,102
尤其是你的前女友星光

317
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,140
我們為你準備了一個小驚喜

318
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:49,395
這棟大樓賣的墨西哥捲餅餐超級棒

319
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:51,437
應該能讓你感受家鄉味

320
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,154
我不太會說西班牙語

321
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:58,203
這真的很好吃

322
00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:04,946
會議結束
我要用房間,你們先離開吧

323
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:08,078
護國超人,我有話想說

324
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:14,255
膏鐵俠,沒問題,這房間是你的了

325
00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:18,844
我想談談藍隼

326
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:21,682
–藍隼?
–特倫頓的事?

327
00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:24,427
有什麼問題?

328
00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:28,518
他一直在黑人社區巡邏但行為過當

329
00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:31,443
–這就是問題
–真的很過分

330
00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:34,148
星光,謝謝妳,的確

331
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:37,699
既然我們在示威活動時得重塑形象

332
00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:40,369
或許可以讓他坐冷板凳一陣子

333
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:43,277
這樣非裔美國人的支持率

334
00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:44,948
至少可回升六到七趴

335
00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:47,373
等等,讓他坐冷板凳?我們不是需要

336
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:50,121
更多超級英雄嗎?

337
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:53,132
你的粉絲有許多和藍隼重疊

338
00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:55,461
你不該支持對那些犯罪者
手下留情吧?

339
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,887
潛水王,你說得對

340
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,639
很好,這就是答案

341
00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:05,218
膏鐵俠,算你衰

342
00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:07,893
–我需要用房間,你們出去吧
–可惡

343
00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:20,147
什麼事?

344
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:24,284
維多莉亞紐曼今晚要舉辦記者會

345
00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:27,204
–所以呢?
–主題是你

346
00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:31,624
妳現在才得到消息?

347
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:33,078
一定是雞毛蒜皮的小事

348
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,670
過來一下

349
00:21:41,384 --> 00:21:44,224
妳是跟笨蛋上床才變腦殘嗎?

350
00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:48,265
這不是反問句

351
00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:49,810
回答我

352
00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:53,190
不是

353
00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:56,228
我不是因為跟笨蛋上床才變腦殘

354
00:21:56,232 --> 00:22:00,322
艾希莉,那就把份內工作做好
查查她在搞什麼鬼

355
00:22:00,403 --> 00:22:01,493
遵命

356
00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:07,834
潛水王?打擾一下
剛剛誰要你幫我回答了?

357
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,747
有人要你發表意見嗎?

358
00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:12,957
–我是這團隊的一員
–拜託你

359
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,004
護國超人的確值得尊敬

360
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:20,763
但你拍他馬屁的樣子實在很噁心

361
00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:23,934
我知道你為何生氣

362
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:27,220
你一定很難接受
護國超人親自挑選我回歸

363
00:22:27,305 --> 00:22:28,385
而你又快被踢走了

364
00:22:29,432 --> 00:22:32,102
到現在你才想找新定位?

365
00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:34,055
“新膏鐵俠”?

366
00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:36,612
如果鷹射手改名成鷹歌手
這樣有用嗎?

367
00:22:36,606 --> 00:22:39,606
對,沒有用,真是悲哀

368
00:22:39,609 --> 00:22:42,779
你就像艾希頓庫奇
跑去跟小丑魚嘿咻

369
00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:46,409
你根本是個笑話
而且還笨到不曉得自己笨

370
00:22:46,949 --> 00:22:51,409
是嗎?如果我告訴護國超人
暴風女的事是你搞的鬼呢?

371
00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:54,746
如果我告訴他37號航班的影片
是你在大西洋找到

372
00:22:54,749 --> 00:22:56,289
然後交給梅芙呢?

373
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,920
來呀,放馬過來

374
00:22:59,921 --> 00:23:01,171
我忘記你的腳廢了

375
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:07,047
–居然攻擊我的鰓,混蛋
–來啊

376
00:23:15,770 --> 00:23:18,190
你們兩位

377
00:23:23,361 --> 00:23:24,361
天啊

378
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:32,115
膏鐵俠,你就待在那
讓兩條廢腿休息一下吧

379
00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:38,626
–別去
–不

380
00:23:38,626 --> 00:23:40,546
–別去
–放開我

381
00:23:40,545 --> 00:23:42,915
你會後悔的,放輕鬆

382
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,422
去他的!

383
00:23:45,299 --> 00:23:47,589
–冷靜一下,放輕鬆
–滾開

384
00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:51,643
去他的

385
00:23:52,723 --> 00:23:54,233
–去他的護國...
–別說了

386
00:23:54,976 --> 00:23:56,226
萬一他聽見呢?

387
00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:04,112
我現在淪落到被潛水王欺負?

388
00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:05,610
他媽的潛水王

389
00:24:07,697 --> 00:24:09,737
護國超人挺他不挺我?

390
00:24:09,824 --> 00:24:12,204
枉費我對他這麼盡心盡力

391
00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:15,285
我不過跑得稍微慢一點,現在...

392
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,876
我就變成廢物了

393
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:27,836
如果...

394
00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:32,006
我們可以解決這個問題呢?

395
00:24:40,938 --> 00:24:42,438
你有什麼想法?

396
00:24:48,946 --> 00:24:51,776
祝早日康復,護國超人

397
00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:55,745
布奇,你是哪根筋不對勁?

398
00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:59,749
–你來告訴我吧
–你跟萊恩撂狠話

399
00:24:59,749 --> 00:25:02,709
現在又對紀美子那麼冷酷無情

400
00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:05,710
怎麼有人能夠這麼混蛋?

401
00:25:05,713 --> 00:25:06,843
練習就行

402
00:25:06,923 --> 00:25:09,633
是你主動邀我入隊

403
00:25:10,635 --> 00:25:13,295
而且我覺得服從命令
是應該的,但這...

404
00:25:13,804 --> 00:25:16,564
我不會再忍受你隨意傷人了

405
00:25:18,476 --> 00:25:20,186
記得我們相遇的情形嗎?

406
00:25:21,103 --> 00:25:22,273
很難忘記

407
00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:24,270
我和上校

408
00:25:24,941 --> 00:25:27,071
親自挑選想要的人

409
00:25:28,319 --> 00:25:29,569
薪俸被砍了一堆

410
00:25:30,154 --> 00:25:31,454
你有沒有想過

411
00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:35,158
我們為何挑選了一位
正在坐牢的海軍陸戰隊員?

412
00:25:35,952 --> 00:25:36,872
我想想看

413
00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:40,963
我一拳打暈種族歧視的指揮官
害他被送到加護病房

414
00:25:40,957 --> 00:25:42,577
你知道我很強壯

415
00:25:42,667 --> 00:25:44,247
還有你看過我的檔案

416
00:25:44,752 --> 00:25:46,422
所以你知道我很討厭沃特

417
00:25:47,171 --> 00:25:48,671
全部答錯

418
00:25:48,673 --> 00:25:51,513
這些事不會減分
我也不在意,但你答錯了

419
00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:55,351
我們找你的基礎訓練夥伴談過

420
00:25:55,346 --> 00:25:57,806
他們對那個人說

421
00:25:59,392 --> 00:26:03,352
是你讓那一排弟兄充滿凝聚力

422
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,940
是個天生的領袖

423
00:26:12,196 --> 00:26:13,606
你從來就沒有告訴我

424
00:26:13,698 --> 00:26:14,818
夥伴

425
00:26:16,158 --> 00:26:18,948
我知道我的個性很糟

426
00:26:20,371 --> 00:26:22,371
所以我們才選你進來

427
00:26:22,873 --> 00:26:25,383
因為無論我多麼嚴苛

428
00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:30,173
你都會照顧好他們

429
00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:33,718
現在我知道

430
00:26:34,427 --> 00:26:35,847
如果我想讓你留下

431
00:26:36,387 --> 00:26:38,887
就不能那麼混蛋了

432
00:26:39,849 --> 00:26:40,729
但我可以

433
00:26:44,562 --> 00:26:45,562
有點混蛋嗎?

434
00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:34,281
妳是伊琳娜?

435
00:27:35,446 --> 00:27:36,856
妳遲到了

436
00:28:16,070 --> 00:28:17,070
來吧

437
00:28:17,905 --> 00:28:18,815
各位小姐

438
00:28:20,658 --> 00:28:23,948
來挑選玩具吧

439
00:28:25,538 --> 00:28:29,248
這些可是違禁品

440
00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:40,550
護國超人的“星條旗肉捶”

441
00:28:40,553 --> 00:28:42,433
潛水王的“比目魚杵”

442
00:28:42,430 --> 00:28:44,600
黑俠的“無聲吶喊”

443
00:28:44,682 --> 00:28:46,272
選一支

444
00:28:46,809 --> 00:28:47,809
過來

445
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:49,557
過來

446
00:28:56,026 --> 00:28:58,396
脫掉衣服

447
00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:12,286
跪下,手碰地上

448
00:29:14,336 --> 00:29:15,666
妳的朋友就會...

449
00:31:13,289 --> 00:31:15,419
–感覺如何?
–我快吐了

450
00:31:15,833 --> 00:31:18,593
妳只要記住他罪有應得

451
00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:21,626
孩子,祝你好運

452
00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:28,345
大家好,感謝各位過來

453
00:31:28,429 --> 00:31:29,889
我是國會議員維多莉亞紐曼

454
00:31:29,972 --> 00:31:32,022
超級英雄事務處處長

455
00:31:32,016 --> 00:31:33,306
發生什麼事?

456
00:31:34,518 --> 00:31:35,978
–事務處去年一整年...
–該死

457
00:31:35,978 --> 00:31:39,358
...與沃特國際合作
並確保單一指導原則

458
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,780
事務處與沃特的最高層人士

459
00:31:43,444 --> 00:31:45,994
都不得凌駕於法律之上

460
00:31:51,285 --> 00:31:52,195
護國超人...

461
00:31:57,333 --> 00:32:01,173
身為吹哨者的他勇於揭弊
提供沃特執行長史丹艾格

462
00:32:01,170 --> 00:32:04,420
在任位期間所留下的犯罪證據

463
00:32:06,383 --> 00:32:11,473
接下來幾天
超級英雄事務處將調查關於艾格先生

464
00:32:11,472 --> 00:32:15,102
所有勒索、作偽證
與妨礙司法的相關指控

465
00:32:16,060 --> 00:32:20,770
沃特國際必須遵守
最嚴苛的道德與法律標準...

466
00:32:21,315 --> 00:32:22,265
你搞了什麼鬼?

467
00:32:23,567 --> 00:32:25,357
這件事我早就該做了

468
00:32:25,361 --> 00:32:27,111
這是一家超級英雄公司

469
00:32:27,738 --> 00:32:30,318
一直都是
這間公司屬於我們,不是他

470
00:32:30,991 --> 00:32:32,791
我只是讓公司步入正軌

471
00:32:33,911 --> 00:32:34,831
就這樣

472
00:32:38,165 --> 00:32:42,415
一直利用他做掩護鬧事的人

473
00:32:42,795 --> 00:32:44,585
也沒搞頭了

474
00:32:45,089 --> 00:32:46,549
嶄新的時代來臨了

475
00:32:49,176 --> 00:32:50,796
這就叫《七巨頭崛起》

476
00:33:06,068 --> 00:33:07,068
為什麼?

477
00:33:07,069 --> 00:33:09,199
這些年來,你並沒有保護我

478
00:33:09,196 --> 00:33:10,356
是我在保護你

479
00:33:12,032 --> 00:33:15,122
–我必須為左伊著想
–艾格先生,我們得走了

480
00:33:20,958 --> 00:33:23,628
從現在起,不是由蘇珊發號施令

481
00:33:23,711 --> 00:33:24,841
是我

482
00:33:25,295 --> 00:33:29,505
所有腳本
都必須讓我先過目,瞭解嗎?

483
00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:31,218
瞭解

484
00:33:31,218 --> 00:33:34,678
這腳本根本就是
一堆猴子寫出來的低級作品

485
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:37,060
對吧?真是糟糕

486
00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:41,305
是我寫的

487
00:33:44,064 --> 00:33:45,274
抱歉

488
00:33:45,274 --> 00:33:48,114
你是跟笨蛋上床才變腦殘嗎?

489
00:33:49,653 --> 00:33:51,073
這不是反問句

490
00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:53,284
回答我

491
00:33:57,786 --> 00:33:58,866
如果我說...

492
00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:01,168
是呢?

493
00:34:06,295 --> 00:34:07,915
那我就得好好懲罰你

494
00:34:10,466 --> 00:34:13,836
妳要如何懲罰我?

495
00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:32,204
我是跟笨蛋上床才變腦殘

496
00:34:38,327 --> 00:34:40,407
還順利嗎?

497
00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:48,254
妮娜一定會愛死

498
00:34:48,337 --> 00:34:49,627
妳看?我就說吧

499
00:34:50,297 --> 00:34:51,467
小事一樁

500
00:35:13,278 --> 00:35:15,698
我無法再忍受了

501
00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:20,580
那些女孩...

502
00:35:21,161 --> 00:35:22,791
她們朝妳開槍?

503
00:35:27,501 --> 00:35:29,041
她們只是嚇壞了

504
00:35:33,090 --> 00:35:35,550
我懂,所以我不怪她們

505
00:35:36,093 --> 00:35:38,353
她們被人口販子利用

506
00:35:38,595 --> 00:35:40,425
跟我一樣

507
00:35:42,766 --> 00:35:43,926
布奇

508
00:35:43,934 --> 00:35:45,604
利用我

509
00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:50,020
他不把我們當人看

510
00:35:54,361 --> 00:35:55,401
布奇

511
00:35:56,113 --> 00:35:57,453
光亮解放軍

512
00:35:57,865 --> 00:35:59,655
小妮娜

513
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,580
他們都一樣

514
00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:09,674
我們只有彼此

515
00:36:10,294 --> 00:36:11,844
只有你

516
00:36:11,837 --> 00:36:14,007
和我

517
00:36:21,763 --> 00:36:22,853
妳說得對

518
00:36:25,142 --> 00:36:26,852
或許我們該離開了

519
00:36:27,603 --> 00:36:28,443
真的嗎?

520
00:36:28,437 --> 00:36:29,517
真的

521
00:36:30,063 --> 00:36:30,903
什麼時候?

522
00:36:32,065 --> 00:36:35,485
布奇去吃大便吧

523
00:36:37,029 --> 00:36:39,319
但修伊和母奶需要我們

524
00:36:39,323 --> 00:36:41,033
我們先完成這項工作

525
00:36:43,660 --> 00:36:45,660
之後妳想去哪?

526
00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:51,745
馬賽

527
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,550
我們就去馬賽

528
00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:16,607
嘿

529
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:21,490
今天流量多?

530
00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:24,028
開個玩笑

531
00:37:25,953 --> 00:37:27,253
說實話

532
00:37:27,329 --> 00:37:29,159
妳是不是想把我爆頭?

533
00:37:31,375 --> 00:37:33,205
試試看會不會成功

534
00:37:37,172 --> 00:37:38,512
可以趕快談一談嗎?

535
00:37:39,091 --> 00:37:40,471
我累了一天

536
00:37:40,467 --> 00:37:41,507
的確

537
00:37:42,552 --> 00:37:45,472
從背後捅那老頭一刀
妳一定覺得過意不去

538
00:37:46,139 --> 00:37:49,059
我來讓妳覺得好過一點

539
00:37:49,893 --> 00:37:52,273
他本來也想用同一招陷害妳

540
00:37:53,772 --> 00:37:54,772
這是什麼?

541
00:37:55,649 --> 00:37:59,359
我在艾格的辦公室
拿到的敵對陣營調查檔案

542
00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:04,486
不然我怎麼會發現
妳和我們是同類?

543
00:38:04,825 --> 00:38:06,985
這是別人的檔案,不是他的

544
00:38:08,078 --> 00:38:10,368
就是

545
00:38:12,374 --> 00:38:13,714
他不把妳當成女兒

546
00:38:15,085 --> 00:38:16,165
而是一項武器

547
00:38:17,087 --> 00:38:17,917
他們一向如此

548
00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:19,755
沒有一個例外

549
00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:21,218
所有人都是

550
00:38:22,134 --> 00:38:26,684
重點是他們必須這麼做

551
00:38:27,389 --> 00:38:29,179
因為他們都心知肚明

552
00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:33,268
–在夜深人靜時...
–你拿來了嗎?

553
00:38:37,149 --> 00:38:38,439
說到做到

554
00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:44,069
原汁原味
總共有11種香草和香料

555
00:38:55,375 --> 00:38:56,415
維琪?

556
00:38:58,754 --> 00:39:00,764
我很高興妳選擇了同類

557
00:39:03,884 --> 00:39:04,894
這是明智之舉

558
00:39:49,346 --> 00:39:50,886
布奇,我可以...

559
00:39:52,933 --> 00:39:54,023
你在做什麼?

560
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:57,980
只是偶爾一次

561
00:39:58,605 --> 00:40:01,225
預防實驗室發生什麼狗屁倒灶的事

562
00:40:09,032 --> 00:40:10,242
我也想試試

563
00:40:12,619 --> 00:40:13,619
別傻了

564
00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:17,289
修伊,這東西會害死你
你這種人不該沾

565
00:40:17,374 --> 00:40:19,044
你是說魯蛇嗎?

566
00:40:20,085 --> 00:40:21,125
還是笨蛋?

567
00:40:21,545 --> 00:40:22,875
遲早有一天

568
00:40:23,505 --> 00:40:25,125
護國超人會找到萊恩

569
00:40:26,258 --> 00:40:29,758
只是時間早晚的問題,我必須這麼做

570
00:40:30,387 --> 00:40:31,257
你不需要

571
00:40:31,263 --> 00:40:32,973
安妮的處境也一樣危險

572
00:40:33,682 --> 00:40:37,192
護國超人差點在她面前
用雷射光把我劈成兩半

573
00:40:37,686 --> 00:40:41,266
我只能像過去一樣忍受

574
00:40:41,273 --> 00:40:43,533
然後我又得麻煩她救我

575
00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:48,815
布奇,求求你

576
00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:50,778
拜託

577
00:40:51,992 --> 00:40:55,502
因為我現在已經憤怒到喘不過氣

578
00:40:59,416 --> 00:41:00,456
修伊

579
00:41:03,420 --> 00:41:04,420
這東西...

580
00:41:06,089 --> 00:41:07,259
不會給你力量

581
00:41:08,675 --> 00:41:09,885
而是懲罰

582
00:41:10,844 --> 00:41:12,644
你不該受這種罪

583
00:41:15,849 --> 00:41:17,099
你就應該嗎?

584
00:41:25,108 --> 00:41:26,648
準備出發吧

585
00:41:32,407 --> 00:41:34,827
從這裡看出去的景色很壯觀

586
00:41:35,535 --> 00:41:36,655
這點我承認

587
00:41:38,538 --> 00:41:40,328
你應該飛到外太空瞧瞧

588
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,840
真是誇張

589
00:41:43,919 --> 00:41:45,379
你的血壓飆得有夠高

590
00:41:45,462 --> 00:41:50,632
你這輩子都毀了
就像約翰葛里遜的作品一樣

591
00:41:57,140 --> 00:42:00,810
對了,聽說你申請留職停薪

592
00:42:01,061 --> 00:42:05,191
通常這麼做都會演變成永久停職吧?

593
00:42:11,947 --> 00:42:14,067
–別怪維琪...
–我沒怪她

594
00:42:14,074 --> 00:42:18,124
我一直教導她做事要面面俱到

595
00:42:20,705 --> 00:42:23,205
我沒想到她學得比我好

596
00:42:23,917 --> 00:42:26,127
但我很好奇

597
00:42:26,586 --> 00:42:29,046
–你給了她什麼好處?
–尊敬

598
00:42:29,756 --> 00:42:31,256
你也該多少尊敬我一下

599
00:42:31,925 --> 00:42:33,425
尊敬你有什麼好處?

600
00:42:34,427 --> 00:42:35,797
除了填補

601
00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:40,984
你那顆永遠缺乏安全感的心?

602
00:42:44,646 --> 00:42:46,726
天啊,你知道嗎?

603
00:42:47,232 --> 00:42:49,192
我曾經很敬畏你

604
00:42:49,901 --> 00:42:53,701
但你現在的樣子,我實在...

605
00:42:53,697 --> 00:42:55,697
我真的無法理解

606
00:42:56,700 --> 00:42:59,120
說實在的,你甚至...

607
00:42:59,953 --> 00:43:03,713
連可悲都稱不上,你什麼都不是

608
00:43:03,707 --> 00:43:05,497
那麼你何必來這?

609
00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:08,550
把我當成你爹尋求認可?

610
00:43:09,796 --> 00:43:11,086
即使我是...

611
00:43:11,089 --> 00:43:13,009
你還需要我認可什麼?

612
00:43:13,008 --> 00:43:14,588
這家公司是你的了

613
00:43:14,968 --> 00:43:16,798
沒有人能與你抗衡

614
00:43:17,345 --> 00:43:22,515
但我認為你將來一定會後悔

615
00:43:22,976 --> 00:43:25,146
我幹嘛後悔?

616
00:43:25,145 --> 00:43:28,935
因為再也沒有人可以幫你擦屁股

617
00:43:29,774 --> 00:43:31,694
我想應該在不久之後

618
00:43:31,693 --> 00:43:33,653
全世界就會發現

619
00:43:33,737 --> 00:43:37,237
原來你只是個令人失望的可憐蟲

620
00:43:37,532 --> 00:43:40,202
你不值得我尊敬

621
00:43:40,702 --> 00:43:42,292
你不是上帝

622
00:43:42,287 --> 00:43:45,577
你只不過是個不良品

623
00:43:58,511 --> 00:43:59,641
我好害怕

624
00:44:00,555 --> 00:44:01,385
我知道

625
00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:07,812
他們在我小時候也是這麼做

626
00:44:08,897 --> 00:44:10,227
我沒有出什麼事

627
00:44:14,527 --> 00:44:15,777
妳不能拒絕

628
00:44:16,488 --> 00:44:19,448
這樣妳才會有強大的力量

629
00:44:19,449 --> 00:44:20,529
獲得安全

630
00:44:21,451 --> 00:44:22,701
永遠如此

631
00:44:23,370 --> 00:44:24,830
–好不好?
–好

632
00:44:25,997 --> 00:44:27,787
好,轉身趴在床上

633
00:44:52,399 --> 00:44:53,319
一針就好

634
00:45:05,036 --> 00:45:06,496
好了,過來

635
00:45:06,496 --> 00:45:07,786
好了

636
00:45:10,834 --> 00:45:11,964
沒事的

637
00:45:13,503 --> 00:45:14,803
沒事的

638
00:45:19,259 --> 00:45:20,589
一切都會沒事的

639
00:45:22,637 --> 00:45:24,887
好了,有我在

640
00:45:25,557 --> 00:45:27,017
沒事的

641
00:45:32,814 --> 00:45:35,114
布奇,妮娜根本沒幫上忙

642
00:45:35,108 --> 00:45:37,648
那不是實驗室,是軍營

643
00:45:37,652 --> 00:45:39,362
俄羅斯軍營

644
00:45:39,446 --> 00:45:41,156
跟搶快餐店一樣簡單

645
00:45:45,368 --> 00:45:48,998
快餐店的人才不會用AK–47
猛朝我們開槍

646
00:46:15,565 --> 00:46:16,975
這叫《赤色黎明》

647
00:46:31,206 --> 00:46:32,746
這叫《洛基4:天下無敵》

648
00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:36,924
快,我們得分秒必爭

649
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:39,380
誰知道那把槍的樣子?

650
00:46:39,464 --> 00:46:41,424
有未知才有驚喜

651
00:46:57,524 --> 00:46:58,654
那是什麼?

652
00:47:14,457 --> 00:47:16,077
嘿,這裡有東西

653
00:47:16,376 --> 00:47:17,376
看

654
00:47:18,253 --> 00:47:19,303
你們看

655
00:47:24,259 --> 00:47:26,219
上面寫什麼?

656
00:47:26,928 --> 00:47:28,678
牠的名字是“傑米”

657
00:47:29,681 --> 00:47:31,601
傑米,你好

658
00:47:32,767 --> 00:47:35,647
–傑米,你好嗎?
–好了,別再鬧牠

659
00:47:39,023 --> 00:47:39,863
傑米

660
00:47:40,733 --> 00:47:43,243
這隻帥氣的小沙鼠是誰啊?

661
00:47:44,821 --> 00:47:45,911
牠是倉鼠

662
00:47:48,324 --> 00:47:50,334
我女兒養過三隻

663
00:47:50,410 --> 00:47:51,660
要命

664
00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:53,623
牠打了化合物V

665
00:47:56,416 --> 00:47:58,836
我就叫你別鬧牠,可惡

666
00:47:58,835 --> 00:48:00,705
準備迎擊

667
00:48:43,338 --> 00:48:44,628
傑米,謝了

668
00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:49,586
我沒子彈了

669
00:49:09,864 --> 00:49:10,704
喂

670
00:49:13,034 --> 00:49:14,044
各位渾球,晚安

671
00:49:43,815 --> 00:49:44,815
母奶

672
00:49:51,656 --> 00:49:53,066
要命,對不起

673
00:49:53,491 --> 00:49:54,411
對不起

674
00:50:17,098 --> 00:50:18,768
小修伊露出來了

675
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,450
–布奇?
–把它裝回去

676
00:50:34,449 --> 00:50:38,449
你跟修伊都打了化合物V?
這麼想變成超級英雄?

677
00:50:38,453 --> 00:50:39,953
這是短效型

678
00:50:44,333 --> 00:50:47,423
她說你幹嘛故意打化合物V?

679
00:50:47,420 --> 00:50:49,340
藥效只有24小時,好嗎?

680
00:50:49,422 --> 00:50:51,802
遇到像這樣的緊急狀況
我就能撞開玻璃

681
00:50:51,883 --> 00:50:53,223
你也讓修伊打?

682
00:50:53,301 --> 00:50:56,891
我才沒給他
這傢伙一定是從我的盒子裡偷拿

683
00:50:58,431 --> 00:51:01,561
我們趕快找出武器
然後離開這裡好嗎?

684
00:51:02,435 --> 00:51:04,225
你讓我失望了

685
00:51:06,939 --> 00:51:08,649
布奇,聽我說

686
00:51:09,650 --> 00:51:12,030
我覺得很抱歉,我只是...

687
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:21,890
士兵男孩?

688
00:53:06,559 --> 00:53:08,599
老兄,別過來

689
00:53:37,798 --> 00:53:38,718
紀美子

690
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:44,009
沒事的

691
00:53:46,724 --> 00:53:47,894
她沒有自癒

692
00:53:48,809 --> 00:53:49,809
為什麼沒有?

693
00:53:50,728 --> 00:53:52,648
紀美子,為何她沒有自癒?

694
00:53:55,316 --> 00:53:56,936
紀美子沒有自癒

695
00:53:59,987 --> 00:54:02,777
法國佬,給我乾淨的紗布

696
00:54:02,782 --> 00:54:05,372
眼睛睜開
法國佬,把她的頭抬起來

697
00:54:05,368 --> 00:54:09,248
–親愛的
–紀美子,眼睛睜開

698
00:54:09,705 --> 00:54:11,955
–親愛的?
–紀美子,這就對了,看著法國佬

699
00:54:12,875 --> 00:54:15,415
–親愛的?
–紀美子,眼睛睜開

700
00:54:15,503 --> 00:54:18,213
士兵男孩不好惹,但這不像他

701
00:54:19,256 --> 00:54:22,466
他一定被動了什麼手腳
你們認為呢?

702
00:54:24,887 --> 00:54:28,177
親愛的?紀美子?

703
00:54:28,182 --> 00:54:29,352
結束了,布奇

704
00:54:31,185 --> 00:54:33,265
我已經不在乎我們是否團結

705
00:54:33,354 --> 00:54:35,824
親愛的?不,別離開我

706
00:54:36,399 --> 00:54:37,899
這都是你造成的

707
00:54:37,984 --> 00:54:39,614
加油,紀美子

708
00:54:39,694 --> 00:54:41,324
法國佬,把她的頭抬起來

709
00:54:41,404 --> 00:54:43,284
–她應該要自癒的
–紀美子,睜開眼睛

710
00:54:43,364 --> 00:54:44,824
–親愛的
–睜開眼睛

711
00:54:52,331 --> 00:54:55,881
這樣吧,我想飛回家
要不要跟我一起?

712
00:54:57,420 --> 00:55:00,050
我的車子已經到了,下次吧

713
00:55:00,131 --> 00:55:04,141
別這樣,我會抱著妳
誰想看我和星光一起飛?

714
00:55:06,429 --> 00:55:07,719
妳想讓他們失望嗎?

715
00:55:08,472 --> 00:55:09,472
不想,好吧

716
00:55:09,557 --> 00:55:10,387
上來吧

717
00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:12,772
這就對了

718
00:55:13,394 --> 00:55:16,694
我想帶妳去看個風景

719
00:55:16,689 --> 00:55:18,689
妳一定會大吃一驚

720
00:55:19,734 --> 00:55:20,744
抱緊了

721
00:55:28,909 --> 00:55:32,579
–這座城市真是美麗
–你不需要繼續抱著我

722
00:55:32,580 --> 00:55:33,660
這裡沒攝影機

723
00:55:35,458 --> 00:55:36,378
也對

724
00:55:37,585 --> 00:55:38,535
妳看吧

725
00:55:38,544 --> 00:55:42,344
我的個性就是這樣
如果我許下承諾,就會說到做到

726
00:55:42,423 --> 00:55:46,093
百萬美景就在妳眼前

727
00:55:49,513 --> 00:55:50,393
艾力克斯

728
00:55:54,810 --> 00:55:55,810
艾力克斯

729
00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:59,193
天啊,你這個喪心病狂

730
00:56:00,441 --> 00:56:02,321
停了吧,妳也知道結果如何

731
00:56:03,527 --> 00:56:06,407
而且我們兩個人都有錯

732
00:56:06,489 --> 00:56:09,619
–什麼?
–你們兩個叛徒懷著什麼鬼主意

733
00:56:09,617 --> 00:56:11,197
膏鐵俠都跟我說了

734
00:56:12,244 --> 00:56:14,164
妳就是永遠都搞不懂

735
00:56:14,163 --> 00:56:17,883
妳完全不了解妳現在的處境

736
00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:18,825
對吧?

737
00:56:18,918 --> 00:56:20,918
我再仔細解釋一次

738
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:24,970
我會把事情說得一清二楚
讓妳腦袋也能理解

739
00:56:25,049 --> 00:56:29,719
我不准妳再搞什麼陰謀
秘密計畫還有到處胡鬧

740
00:56:30,304 --> 00:56:31,224
懂嗎?

741
00:56:31,972 --> 00:56:37,982
從現在開始
妳就專心當個盡責又貼心的情人

742
00:56:38,437 --> 00:56:40,937
只崇拜我一個人

743
00:56:40,940 --> 00:56:43,150
妳只要有任何不規矩

744
00:56:43,234 --> 00:56:45,654
即使只是眨眼的方式不對

745
00:56:45,945 --> 00:56:46,895
那傢伙

746
00:56:47,530 --> 00:56:49,490
就是修伊的未來

747
00:56:54,370 --> 00:56:56,080
這次妳懂了嗎?

748
00:57:00,459 --> 00:57:01,379
很好

749
00:57:03,129 --> 00:57:04,169
說出來

750
00:57:04,922 --> 00:57:06,222
表示妳懂了

751
00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:08,634
“那就是修伊的未來”

752
00:57:13,139 --> 00:57:14,269
那就是修伊的未來

753
00:57:14,807 --> 00:57:15,717
這就對了

754
00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:21,106
妳自己回家吧

755
00:59:45,749 --> 00:59:47,749
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756
00:59:47,835 --> 00:59:49,835
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