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This Thursday
onTelevision for Women...
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{\an8}I guess I'm just searching for
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{\an8}a more purposeful life,
Mr. Adana.
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{\an8}The Church of the Collective
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{\an8}can offer you so much more.
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{\an8}We can offer you a family.
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{\an8}Mr. Adana,
tell me the truth.
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{\an8}Are you having me followed?
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{\an8}I had to find out
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{\an8}if you were putting
the Church first,
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{\an8}before your career.
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{\an8}Before everything.
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{\an8}You branded me
with your initials!
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{\an8}It's enough.
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{\an8}I am afraid that you have become
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{\an8}a toxic personality, Deep.
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{\an8}Then you've left me no choice
but to run.
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{\an8}♪ ♪
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[announcer] Not Without
My Dolphin.
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Brought to you by Lean Lady
frozen dinners, by Vought.
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Tonight, simulcast live
across VBS, VTV, VNN,
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Vought Soul and Voughtemundo,
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join me for my annual
Birthday Spectacular,
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along with my cocaptain Starlight,
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as well as Emeril Lagasse,
Rascal Flatts, Supersonic,
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the cast of Riverdale,
Dame Judi Dench
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and, of course,
my dear friend Black Noir...
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Hey, William.
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Goddamn the pusher man,
am I right?
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You really gonna shoot
that shit in your veins?
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You know, I think I just might.
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Odds are you'll die screaming.
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Well,
I've gambled more for less.
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I don't think
you're gonna do it.
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Turn yourself into a Supe?
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That's a new low, even for you.
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Oh, I can go lower.
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I can go straight to hell.
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Butcher, you have to stop.
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Please. For Becca.
This would break her heart.
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Becca don't care what I do.
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She's dead.
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Hello, love.
A bit early, isn't it?
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You said I could call you
after 8:00. It's 8:03.
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Ah, yeah. Right you are.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah. Hunky-dory. Why?
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You look tired.
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Ah, just, uh,
had a naff night, that's all.
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No sleep.
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Did you watch the video I made?
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Uh, no, no.
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I, uh... I ain't had
a chance yet.
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I think
you should watch it.
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It kind of helps me
when I don't sleep so good.
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Yeah, look, I told you
I'll watch it later.
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Are you mad at me?
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No, uh...
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of course not.
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Look, you're your mother's son.
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And I'll always watch out
for you.
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Just how I promised.
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All right?
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{\an8}
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Hey there, sleepyhead.
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Rise and shine. Big day.
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Anything a little extra special
about today? Hmm?
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It's my birthday, silly.
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Hmm?
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Okay, just blink if you want to
wish me a happy birthday, hmm?
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Okay.
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Okay,
so Red River is a group home
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owned by a Vought subsidiary,
of course.
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I guess that's where
Vicky grew up.
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You mean Nadia?
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God, I'm a fucking idiot.
I should have seen it.
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- How could you have seen this?
- I don't know.
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Maybe when she killed Rayner
or when she blew up Congress.
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Goddamn it.
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Maybe we leak it
to The Times.
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No, she could head-pop everybody
in the office, me included.
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Wait, wait, you're going in?
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- Call in sick.
- We...
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We have an all-hands at 3:00.
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I've never missed one before.
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What if we tell Butcher?
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We tell Butcher I've been
a Supe's sidekick for a year?
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Oh, Christ, he's never gonna
not torture me for this, is he?
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Well, maybe he won't.
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No. No, no, no. Look, we can...
handle this ourselves.
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All right?
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Just don't do anything.
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- What, crazy, stupid?
- No.
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Don't do anything
until I get back.
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- Okay?
- You're leaving?
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Yeah, it's the soundcheck
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for Homelander's stupid
birthday special.
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Wait for me.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Sure.
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Baby, baby, baby ♪
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- Got your license to drive ♪
- You got your license ♪
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♪ Got your license
to drive me...
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And pop, pop.
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Head slide.
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- I'll slide tonight. Thank you.
- Uh-huh.
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Whew! Still got it.
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Looks like you're back on
the "Sweet As I Wanna Be" tour.
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Oh, wow.
No, this is humiliating.
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That song was gross
when I was 18.
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I sing it now, they're gonna
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make me keep
a thousand feet from schools.
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Then don't sing it.
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That's easy for you to say.
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You're already in The Seven.
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I-I don't want to make waves.
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Trust me... make waves.
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Hey, Jay, um, could we run
my segment now, actually?
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'Cause I only have a few lines.
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Of course. Yeah.
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Where's the fire, Starlight?
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What,
are you on a break?
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- Sir, happy birthday. I'm...
- Supersonic, right?
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Yeah, that's right.
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- Great to meet you.
- You, too.
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Yeah.
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You're a real, uh,
contender on American Hero.
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Keep it up.
We could be teammates.
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Oh, wow, I hope so, sir.
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Of course, it doesn't hurt
that the show's judge
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used to get come-drunk
on your chorizo picante.
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Homelander,
sir, we're loading
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- the prompter with Starlight's revisions.
- Sure.
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- Revisions?
- Yeah.
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I had Bruce make
a couple of tweaks,
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- gave you some more juicy stuff.
- No.
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After all, you are cocaptain.
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Need you front and center.
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- Roger, cue these up.
- Yes, sir.
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Thank you.
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You know,
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I got to admit,
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I was a little unsure
about this.
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But now,
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honestly, I am just so excited
about what's coming.
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Partner.
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Ready
for rehearsal.
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All right, mate?
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Bloody hell, Janine.
You shot up.
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You remember your Uncle Billy,
don't you?
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Here.
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I got this for you.
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You and your dad
can build it together.
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523 pieces of family fun.
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Okay, one,
you don't just pop up here.
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You call first.
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And, two, eff Soldier Boy.
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I don't give a mothereffin'
doo-doo how he checked out.
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Ah, bollocks.
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He didn't die like no hero.
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I'll wager he went out
on his knees,
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begging like a right cunt.
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What the f...
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Sorry, love.
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Look,
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if there's a weapon out there
that killed Soldier Boy,
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then it can kill Homelander.
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And that's got to be worth something.
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Now,
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we're working our way
through his old team.
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Frenchie and Kimiko are starting
with the Crimson Countess,
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and I'm gonna hit up Gunpowder.
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Sounds like you got
everything covered.
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This ain't just anyone.
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It's Soldier Boy.
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You could close the book on him
once and for all.
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For your dad. Your family.
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Fuck off with that shit.
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My father
died hunched over a desk,
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obsessing over a dead man,
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while he was ignoring
his two living children.
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And I almost did
the same thing to her.
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Thanks for coming by.
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You're doing a bang-up job
with her, mate.
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Butcher, hold on a second.
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I might have one thing.
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[kids] ♪ Everyone's a hero
at VoughtLand ♪
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♪ Everyone's a hero...
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Welcome to
Brave Maeve's Inclusive Kingdom.
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♪ Everyone's a hero
at VoughtLand ♪
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♪ Everyone's a hero...
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Don't forget to get
your photo with Brave Maeve.
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♪ Everyone's a hero...
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{\an8}- You're the real hero.
- Smile.
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Cotton candy here.
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Doughnut burgers.
Get your hot doughnut burgers.
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Que c'est... Hamburger
with a doughnut for a bun?
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Truly, there is no God here.
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♪ Everyone's a hero
at VoughtLand...
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{\an8}Homelander:
Extreme Flight.
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{\an8}Can we go??
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Come on. You want to wait
three hours
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for a three-minute ride
that is a monument to a monster?
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{\an8}- I always wanted to!
- Since when?
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{\an8}Since Kenji and I were little.
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Okay, first, work,
then pleasure.
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Oui?
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Okay.
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Let's go. Come on.
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♪ Everyone's a hero
at VoughtLand ♪
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♪ Everyone's
a hero at VoughtLand...
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- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
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♪ Everyone's a hero
at VoughtLand ♪
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♪ Everyone's a hero...
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Mon coeur.
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♪ Everyone's a hero
at VoughtLand...
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"Soldier Boy:
A Musical Journey"
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is about to begin.
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Get your tickets now.
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Soldier Boy grew up
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in the birthplace
of American liberty.
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Born poor on the mean streets
of South Philadelphia,
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he learned the values of
hard work, tenacity and bravery.
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He used those values to prove
America's exceptionalism
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to the world.
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Okay, boys, let's give
these Krauts some hell.
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He defended us
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against the encroaching
Red Menace.
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Congress,
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I have a list right here
of avowed Communists.
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He helped
guide America
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into a brighter future,
and along the way,
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he found the love
of a good woman,
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which made his sacrifice
all the more noble,
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when he gave his life saving us
from a nuclear holocaust.
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Please join us
in saluting Soldier Boy.
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When the night ♪
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Was dark ♪
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And the dawn ♪
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Was cold ♪
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From sea to shining sea ♪
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And mountains' majesty ♪
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He did it all ♪
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♪ For the red, white
and the bold ♪
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'Cause he's ♪
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America's son ♪
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A shining beacon of freedom ♪
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He's America's son ♪♪
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Next!
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You seem a little old
for the Countess Tea Package.
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We're young at heart.
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Oh, sweetie.
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Can't you talk?
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Would you like
to hear something new?
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Okay.
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Chimps don't cry ♪
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No, chimps ♪
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♪ Don't cry...
259
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You know that chimps are
physically incapable of crying?
260
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But that doesn't mean they're
not crying on the inside.
261
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,474
♪ In the heart of the jungle...
262
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She's nice.
263
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,011
She's nuts!
264
00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:47,551
No, she's not.
265
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,974
{\an8}Let's get it over with!
266
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Fine.
267
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:52,519
♪ For a species to...
268
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Wh-What are you...
269
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:55,269
Wh-What are you... Ow!
270
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,900
Don't let her hands touch!
271
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:59,690
Ow! Let go of me, you bitch.
272
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:04,735
No fireball if your hands
don't touch, oui?
273
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:06,738
You stay quiet and relax.
274
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:09,410
- She will hurt you.
- What do you want?
275
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,999
We want to know
about Soldier Boy.
276
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:14,205
What the fuck do you care
about Soldier Boy?
277
00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:16,539
We want the truth
about Soldier Boy,
278
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:19,495
not the merde you've been giving
us in your appalling show.
279
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,006
How did he die?
Who killed him? Talk.
280
00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:24,005
The show is the truth, motherfucker.
281
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:25,877
- Three minutes with the Countess.
- He died a hero.
282
00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:26,894
- Enjoy.
- Thank you.
283
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:32,385
- Just no turning back ♪
- Oh, my God.
284
00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:34,434
You can't tell ♪
285
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:38,944
They're hurting ♪
286
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:42,692
'Cause their eyes stay dry ♪
287
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:49,033
Inside ♪
288
00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:52,582
♪ They're suffering
in solitude ♪
289
00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:56,581
Chimps don't cry ♪
290
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:02,047
No, chimps ♪
291
00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:07,085
♪ Don't cry...
292
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:08,392
Allez.
293
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:10,345
We got to go. Come on.
294
00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:12,425
They can't cry ♪♪
295
00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:30,033
Goddamn it.
296
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:40,753
Fuck!
297
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,128
God...
298
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:50,587
Hughie, my man.
299
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,097
You okay?
300
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:56,056
A-Alex? Uh...
301
00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:57,481
Uh, where's Annie?
302
00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:58,769
She's actually onstage
with Homelander.
303
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,652
It's a crazy fucking day, man.
304
00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:03,109
Yeah, yeah. Uh, so glad that
you're-you're there with her.
305
00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:05,686
Um, hey, why'd you, uh...
why'd you pick up the phone?
306
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,742
Well, you called three times
in the last three minutes.
307
00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:09,356
- Is anything wrong?
- No, no, everything's good.
308
00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:11,156
Everything's fine. Just tell her
that I called, okay?
309
00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:12,946
Uh...
310
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:21,882
It is such an honor
to be with you all tonight,
311
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:26,585
celebrating my... my dear friend
and mentor Homelander.
312
00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:29,468
Now, before we bring out
Dame Judi Dench,
313
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,376
I would like to take a moment...
314
00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:34,098
Uh, hey, Jay. What's that?
315
00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:36,559
I'm supposed to be announcing
the Starlight House.
316
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,976
You sing me "Happy Birthday."
317
00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,885
Fun, right?
318
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:43,938
Go on. Go for it.
319
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:48,360
♪ Happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you ♪
320
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:49,863
- Happy birthday ♪♪
- Oh, hey, hey.
321
00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:51,701
Hold on, hold on,
sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
322
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:54,870
Um, Starlight.
323
00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:56,866
Listen, Starlight, I-I...
324
00:17:56,868 --> 00:18:00,208
...hate to direct you, but, um,
we're gonna need a little more
325
00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:03,205
"JFK just got rimmed out
by Marilyn" version.
326
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:04,998
It's got to fit
with the routine.
327
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:07,301
A-Actually,
show her the routine.
328
00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:10,465
You're gonna
fucking love this.
329
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,055
- That's your backup.
- Okay...
330
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:20,887
Okay, uh,
hold on, everybody.
331
00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:23,312
Okay, ladies, thank you.
Just stand down, okay?
332
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:24,851
Real quick.
333
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:27,018
Can I talk to Roger?
334
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,033
- Uh, yeah, sure, abso...
- Problem?
335
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:33,487
I have...
336
00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:35,108
concerns.
337
00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:36,318
- You do?
- Mm-hmm.
338
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,704
Oh, okay, well, uh,
what are they?
339
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,785
- It's demeaning.
- It's demeaning
340
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,997
to sing your friend
"Happy Birthday"?
341
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:46,291
Are you gonna sing all sexy
for me on my birthday?
342
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,746
Starlight, where... wh-what's
with all this animosity?
343
00:18:48,837 --> 00:18:52,757
Hey, um, can we just have
one minute, please?
344
00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:56,141
- Yes. Go.
- Thank you.
345
00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:59,639
Hey, um... Okay.
346
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,269
- For the record...
- Mm-hmm.
347
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:03,636
I know you don't care
whether I sing or not.
348
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,943
This is a juvenile attempt
349
00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:09,857
to get me to look like a sex
doll instead of a cocaptain.
350
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,028
I'm not doing it.
351
00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:14,451
I have an idea.
352
00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:16,199
Why don't you lighten
the fuck up?
353
00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:18,411
Come on, you're gonna sing
the shit out of this song.
354
00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:20,618
- Ready? Let's hit it.
- If Starlight
355
00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:23,292
doesn't want to sing,
she doesn't sing.
356
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:26,168
Stan. What a surprise.
357
00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:30,419
Our testing shows
that 76% of likely viewers
358
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:33,380
will make every effort to watch
tonight for Starlight.
359
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:37,221
As for you, 53% might DVR.
360
00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:39,762
I think that that means
that she can
361
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,966
call her own shots. Don't you?
362
00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:44,103
So how about I just walk, Stan?
How would that rate?
363
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,980
After the PR hole you dug
for yourself this past year,
364
00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:49,518
I'd say you're lucky we're
putting on this farce at all.
365
00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:53,316
But hey, it's your party.
You can cry if you want to.
366
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,088
- Damn, Annie.
- Hmm.
367
00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:16,052
What happened to you
in New York?
368
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,839
I started making waves.
369
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:21,604
Thank you so much
for coming in.
370
00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:23,426
Have you met
my new development exec?
371
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,931
Hi. I'm also Ashley.
372
00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:27,814
Uh-huh.
373
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:30,404
We are super curious to hear
what you have for us today.
374
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,820
- Mm-hmm. So curious.
- I've been thinking a lot
375
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:35,689
about all the ways that I can
contribute around here.
376
00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:37,607
Maybe I can't run
as fast as I used to,
377
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:40,162
but I've never just been
the world's fastest man.
378
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:42,076
Like, there's a lot
of layers to the A-Train
379
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:43,485
that people haven't seen yet.
380
00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:45,243
Such as?
381
00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:48,708
Well, I'm also a-a strong,
very proud Black man.
382
00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:50,630
Right, Seth?
383
00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:54,673
Seth, come on, man.
384
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,261
Tell them.
385
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:59,299
Right. Um...
386
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:01,894
The Seven have been dipping
in the African American demo.
387
00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:04,310
Our numbers for Dawn of
The Seven have been soft.
388
00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:07,099
People of color don't tend
to react well to Nazis.
389
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,480
- Facts.
- We thought a rebranding of A-Train
390
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:11,647
maybe could change that.
391
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:14,690
If done tastefully.
392
00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:17,111
- A rebranding.
- So, listen,
393
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:21,070
we start with a docuseries
on Vought Soul.
394
00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:24,372
A-Train to Africa.
395
00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:26,947
- Boom.
- The art's, uh,
396
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:28,163
just a mock-up.
397
00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:29,656
It'll trace his family's journey
398
00:21:29,664 --> 00:21:33,004
from the plains of Africa
all the way to Vought Tower.
399
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:35,921
Yeah, like, I want to get back
in touch with my roots.
400
00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:38,174
Like in Roots.
401
00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:40,756
And for the Gen Z's,
402
00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:43,892
a state-of-the-art interactive
learning experience.
403
00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:55,229
Is that a video game
about the slave trade?
404
00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:58,281
It's some powerful stuff.
405
00:21:58,276 --> 00:21:59,896
It's really something.
406
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,696
I even had LJ redesign the suit.
407
00:22:01,696 --> 00:22:04,236
You know, for the culture.
408
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,280
- I want to introduce it tonight.
- Oh, yeah, no,
409
00:22:06,284 --> 00:22:10,254
let's have a beat on that
and think about that.
410
00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:12,166
- Okay. Wow.
- Okay.
411
00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:14,955
Thank you so much
for that pitch.
412
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:18,303
That was so well told.
413
00:22:18,296 --> 00:22:19,626
Mm-hmm. So well told.
414
00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:21,634
All right. Yeah.
415
00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:24,677
We're gonna discuss
with the team
416
00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:26,301
and-and get back to you.
417
00:22:26,304 --> 00:22:28,644
Cool. Yeah. Thanks.
418
00:22:28,723 --> 00:22:29,933
See you tonight.
419
00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:35,688
I'm kind of surprised that
they didn't buy it in the room.
420
00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:37,112
She hated it.
421
00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:38,860
What? No.
422
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,398
Man, she said it was
"well told."
423
00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:42,395
Yeah, that's code
for she fucking hated it.
424
00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:44,857
Look, man, she didn't buy it
because it's total bullshit.
425
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,784
You couldn't care less
about your African roots.
426
00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:49,703
You know it, and she knows it,
and frankly, Africa knows it.
427
00:22:49,786 --> 00:22:52,246
Yeah?
428
00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:53,960
You don't have a fucking dick.
429
00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:04,627
So, uh, where at Vought
do you work?
430
00:23:04,634 --> 00:23:08,394
Um, uh, the Tower,
social media, up on 47th.
431
00:23:08,471 --> 00:23:10,011
Um, I'm sorry,
you said you don't get
432
00:23:10,098 --> 00:23:11,768
many potential parents?
433
00:23:11,766 --> 00:23:14,136
Well, you know what kind
of a home we are, right?
434
00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:16,147
Yeah, no, of course,
it's a group home...
435
00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:20,569
...for the s-super-abled.
436
00:23:20,650 --> 00:23:23,740
Mason, please get down
from there.
437
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,780
Yeah, uh,
so many tragic stories,
438
00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:27,870
but, uh, with
the right attention,
439
00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:30,079
uh, they can bounce back
so quickly.
440
00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:33,294
Yeah, they're little treasures.
441
00:23:34,372 --> 00:23:36,422
Geez.
442
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,790
Teddy Stillwell,
we don't teleport.
443
00:23:39,794 --> 00:23:42,714
- Can I play with my toys?
- Yeah.
444
00:23:42,797 --> 00:23:45,967
So, their-their parents,
they're, uh...
445
00:23:45,967 --> 00:23:47,507
Well, uh,
some of the kids,
446
00:23:47,510 --> 00:23:49,640
they discovered their gifts
quite early,
447
00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:51,217
before they were able
to control them.
448
00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:53,892
But listen, I-I'm sure
you'd be perfectly safe.
449
00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:56,978
{\an8}Hey, can you...
450
00:23:56,978 --> 00:23:59,768
Can you, uh... can you show me
the rest of the place?
451
00:23:59,856 --> 00:24:01,606
- Uh, what did you want to see?
- Anything.
452
00:24:01,691 --> 00:24:03,731
- Whatever you got.
- Oh.
453
00:24:03,818 --> 00:24:05,398
Sorry, what, uh...
what is it, Teddy?
454
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:11,832
Hey, wait a minute. I know you.
455
00:24:11,826 --> 00:24:13,736
You're Starlight's boyfriend?
456
00:24:13,828 --> 00:24:16,458
- Uh...
- And you work at the bureau.
457
00:24:16,539 --> 00:24:18,209
- Uh... No, no, I can...
- This is highly irregular.
458
00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:20,081
Hey, hey, I-I can explain.
459
00:24:20,168 --> 00:24:22,668
Um, okay, the-the truth is...
460
00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:25,800
Starlight is-is the one
that sent me here.
461
00:24:25,882 --> 00:24:28,432
I'm completely sterile.
Doctor says my sperm are bad.
462
00:24:28,426 --> 00:24:30,296
Like, really, really bad,
463
00:24:30,303 --> 00:24:33,013
like a bunch
of fat, dead tadpoles.
464
00:24:33,014 --> 00:24:37,024
But we-we want a kid, and, um,
she wanted to keep it quiet,
465
00:24:37,018 --> 00:24:38,898
so she sent me here
to cover for her.
466
00:24:38,895 --> 00:24:40,395
I-I was never here, by the way.
467
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:44,066
We just want to keep it
about love and not publicity.
468
00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:45,360
You know?
469
00:24:48,196 --> 00:24:50,276
This is fantastic.
With a superhuman mother,
470
00:24:50,281 --> 00:24:52,281
there is far less chance
of parental fatality.
471
00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:54,493
Oh, yeah. That's great...
472
00:24:54,577 --> 00:24:55,697
That's great news.
473
00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:57,083
So, I have
a few standouts
474
00:24:57,163 --> 00:24:58,753
that I think you'll be
pretty thrilled with.
475
00:24:58,748 --> 00:25:01,878
You mind if I, uh,
just kind of flip around a bit?
476
00:25:02,919 --> 00:25:04,339
Oh.
477
00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:06,797
Thank you. Thank you. Sorry.
Move this over.
478
00:25:06,881 --> 00:25:08,221
Sorry.
479
00:25:08,216 --> 00:25:09,336
Is there
anything in particular
480
00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:10,722
that you're looking for?
481
00:25:10,718 --> 00:25:12,428
Um, boy, girl?
482
00:25:12,428 --> 00:25:14,718
No, you know, we don't really
see gender that way.
483
00:25:14,722 --> 00:25:18,062
- Well, Samir is South Asian.
- Mm-hmm.
484
00:25:18,059 --> 00:25:20,689
That is
very hot right now.
485
00:25:20,770 --> 00:25:22,480
No, that sounds great.
Wh... Uh, Samir...
486
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,690
- Right here? Okay.
- South Asian.
487
00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:43,044
Nadia, do you
know why you're here today?
488
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,792
Did I do something wrong?
489
00:25:44,794 --> 00:25:47,804
Not at all.
You've made so much progress.
490
00:25:47,797 --> 00:25:49,717
That's why you're here.
491
00:25:49,799 --> 00:25:51,879
You're getting
what you've always wanted.
492
00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,966
You're-you're adopting me?
493
00:25:55,972 --> 00:25:58,852
No, I can't adopt you,
sport, not technically.
494
00:25:58,933 --> 00:26:02,143
It's more complicated
than you need to worry about.
495
00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:05,358
But you are a very rare
and exceptional girl,
496
00:26:05,356 --> 00:26:07,146
and you're coming with me.
497
00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:08,863
I'm gonna take care of you now.
498
00:26:08,943 --> 00:26:10,243
Is that all right?
499
00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:12,946
"It has been
a terrible, horrible,
500
00:26:12,947 --> 00:26:14,907
no good, very bad day.
501
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,080
My mom says
some days are like that.
502
00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:21,578
Even in Australia."
503
00:26:21,664 --> 00:26:24,334
You want me to read it again?
504
00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:27,127
- Actually too old for that.
- Oh, you smart-ass.
505
00:26:27,128 --> 00:26:29,918
Scoot. Let me talk to your mom.
506
00:26:33,843 --> 00:26:36,803
Bad days do happen.
507
00:26:36,804 --> 00:26:38,934
Maybe I need
to read this to you.
508
00:26:39,015 --> 00:26:41,845
You have. About a million times
before bed.
509
00:26:46,439 --> 00:26:48,479
- Anything in the news?
- Still nothing.
510
00:26:50,484 --> 00:26:53,324
Good.
511
00:27:00,911 --> 00:27:02,661
Tony was a friend of yours.
512
00:27:02,747 --> 00:27:04,117
I understand why you'd be upset.
513
00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:06,503
Somebody at Vought
dropped the ball.
514
00:27:06,584 --> 00:27:10,094
I can't have people showing up
at my work calling me Nadia.
515
00:27:10,171 --> 00:27:11,841
A cleaning crew
sterilized the site
516
00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:14,089
within 15 minutes
of the incident.
517
00:27:14,175 --> 00:27:16,175
No witnesses have come forward.
518
00:27:16,177 --> 00:27:19,347
And if they do,
we'll deal with them.
519
00:27:19,347 --> 00:27:21,347
The same way
you dealt with Tony.
520
00:27:22,933 --> 00:27:24,063
Come on, sport.
521
00:27:24,060 --> 00:27:26,850
Haven't I always
taken care of you?
522
00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,565
Welcome. Next.
523
00:27:38,574 --> 00:27:40,414
Ah, ah.
524
00:27:40,493 --> 00:27:43,663
Oh. Sorry, mate.
525
00:27:43,746 --> 00:27:45,286
Here you go.
526
00:27:45,373 --> 00:27:47,713
Nice piece. Welcome.
527
00:27:47,792 --> 00:27:49,632
Next.
528
00:27:49,627 --> 00:27:52,207
Come through.
529
00:27:52,213 --> 00:27:56,223
♪ This country rocks,
this country rolls ♪
530
00:27:56,217 --> 00:28:00,467
♪ No matter if you're young
or if you're old ♪
531
00:28:00,471 --> 00:28:03,931
♪ You can stand up for the red,
white and blue ♪
532
00:28:03,933 --> 00:28:07,603
♪ And cheer for the freedoms
that it gave to you...
533
00:28:07,603 --> 00:28:09,813
And I'll tell you something,
534
00:28:09,814 --> 00:28:12,734
if "Dakota" Bob Singer
gets elected president,
535
00:28:12,817 --> 00:28:15,357
well, you say hello
to left-wing socialism.
536
00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:16,901
'Cause I'll tell you this
right now,
537
00:28:16,904 --> 00:28:18,414
he is gonna follow
the George Soros
538
00:28:18,406 --> 00:28:21,026
globalist playbook to a T.
539
00:28:21,117 --> 00:28:25,287
Step one, oppress the citizens
and confiscate their firearms.
540
00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:27,211
Step two,
541
00:28:27,206 --> 00:28:29,666
have it all gleefully reported
by the so-called news media.
542
00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:31,747
- Fake news!
- And step three,
543
00:28:31,836 --> 00:28:33,496
in every classroom
around the country,
544
00:28:33,504 --> 00:28:35,094
they're gonna teach
your kids to hate America,
545
00:28:35,089 --> 00:28:37,049
the Constitution
and the Second Amendment.
546
00:28:37,133 --> 00:28:40,143
Good for us,
the silent majority,
547
00:28:40,136 --> 00:28:41,886
and the Vought
Rifle Association,
548
00:28:41,971 --> 00:28:43,181
let me tell you something,
549
00:28:43,264 --> 00:28:45,144
we are armed and we're ready
to fight back.
550
00:28:45,141 --> 00:28:46,931
Thank you for coming, ladies and gentlemen.
551
00:28:46,934 --> 00:28:49,354
Don't forget, two-for-one
on hollow-points on the way out.
552
00:28:49,437 --> 00:28:50,977
Use the promo code "Gunpowder."
553
00:28:50,980 --> 00:28:53,770
God bless y'all.
554
00:29:00,114 --> 00:29:02,994
Excuse me, Mr. Powder.
I'm your number one fan.
555
00:29:02,992 --> 00:29:05,242
I've bought all your rifles.
Every one of them.
556
00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:07,624
That Vought VR-15. Ooh.
557
00:29:07,705 --> 00:29:10,075
That is a hell of a gun.
558
00:29:10,166 --> 00:29:12,076
Smooth trigger pull.
559
00:29:12,168 --> 00:29:14,378
Smooth.
560
00:29:14,462 --> 00:29:18,922
I'd shake your hand,
but, uh, well, you know.
561
00:29:19,008 --> 00:29:21,468
Well, I appreciate that.
562
00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:38,651
Yeah, I followed you
since your Payback days.
563
00:29:38,736 --> 00:29:41,776
I mean, 14 years old,
564
00:29:41,864 --> 00:29:43,574
picked to be
Soldier Boy's sidekick.
565
00:29:43,574 --> 00:29:45,584
He was a great man.
566
00:29:47,161 --> 00:29:48,701
Well, it's nice
meeting you, buddy.
567
00:29:48,704 --> 00:29:50,624
You must've been chuffed, eh?
568
00:29:50,623 --> 00:29:52,253
Helping him on his missions,
569
00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:54,253
letting him watch you
on the bog,
570
00:29:54,335 --> 00:29:55,915
stick his finger
up your bum a bit,
571
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,920
give him a sloppy little nosh.
572
00:29:57,922 --> 00:30:00,422
All in a day's work
for a young ward, innit?
573
00:30:00,508 --> 00:30:02,008
Like I haven't heard
that sidekick pedo shit
574
00:30:02,009 --> 00:30:03,509
a thousand times before.
575
00:30:03,511 --> 00:30:06,721
Why don't you do me a big
favor, buddy, and fuck off.
576
00:30:06,722 --> 00:30:08,522
You're right. I'm sorry.
577
00:30:08,516 --> 00:30:11,016
That's a filthy,
unsubstantiated rumor.
578
00:30:11,018 --> 00:30:12,688
Goddamn right it is.
579
00:30:13,687 --> 00:30:15,017
Till now.
580
00:30:15,022 --> 00:30:17,192
This is a complaint
you filed to Vought,
581
00:30:17,191 --> 00:30:19,361
begging to be taken off Payback
582
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:23,530
on account of, and I quote,
"Soldier Boy's habitual abuse."
583
00:30:23,531 --> 00:30:27,281
Of course they buried it,
Vought being the cunts they are.
584
00:30:27,368 --> 00:30:28,698
That right there is a fake.
585
00:30:28,786 --> 00:30:30,866
- Course it is.
- I'm sorry, who are you?
586
00:30:30,955 --> 00:30:34,375
I told you. Biggest fan.
587
00:30:34,375 --> 00:30:36,745
And I want to help you.
588
00:30:36,752 --> 00:30:38,842
Keep shtum.
589
00:30:38,921 --> 00:30:42,381
Be a crying shame if your
red-meat faithful out there
590
00:30:42,383 --> 00:30:45,263
found out you were Soldier Boy's
underage nob-gobbler.
591
00:30:46,679 --> 00:30:49,599
Now, all I want to know
592
00:30:49,682 --> 00:30:53,482
is what happened to him,
and you're gonna tell me.
593
00:30:53,561 --> 00:30:55,561
Or maybe I put a bullet
in your head.
594
00:30:59,108 --> 00:31:00,778
You do that,
595
00:31:00,776 --> 00:31:03,276
and it'll be all over
the Interweb within an hour.
596
00:31:03,279 --> 00:31:05,489
See, buddy, I don't give a shit.
597
00:31:05,573 --> 00:31:06,953
'Cause that never happened.
598
00:31:06,949 --> 00:31:10,619
Soldier Boy never
touched me like that.
599
00:32:03,464 --> 00:32:04,674
Fuck.
600
00:33:36,765 --> 00:33:39,635
Oh, my God! Don't jump!
601
00:33:41,854 --> 00:33:43,694
Hi, Chelsea.
602
00:33:44,773 --> 00:33:46,113
It's your lucky day.
603
00:33:46,108 --> 00:33:47,608
Well, considering.
604
00:33:47,693 --> 00:33:49,953
You're-you're my annual
birthday save.
605
00:33:49,945 --> 00:33:52,945
- Don't come any closer.
- Life is a precious gift.
606
00:33:52,948 --> 00:33:55,618
To throw yours away would be
a real slap in the Lord's face,
607
00:33:55,701 --> 00:33:57,121
don't you think?
608
00:33:57,119 --> 00:34:00,079
You don't want to go to hell
for all eternity, do you?
609
00:34:01,123 --> 00:34:03,833
I'm Jewish. I...
610
00:34:05,127 --> 00:34:06,547
All right, well, regardless,
611
00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:08,455
just step back
from the ledge, please?
612
00:34:08,464 --> 00:34:09,974
Okay, that's good.
613
00:34:09,965 --> 00:34:11,375
Just don't be afraid
of the zoom.
614
00:34:11,467 --> 00:34:13,387
You're not Roger Deakins.
615
00:34:13,469 --> 00:34:15,139
Mike, frame up. He could
be flying down any second.
616
00:34:15,137 --> 00:34:17,177
Yep. You got it.
617
00:34:18,766 --> 00:34:21,436
Oh, fuck.
618
00:34:21,435 --> 00:34:23,185
Come on, look. I'm here now.
619
00:34:23,187 --> 00:34:25,607
If you jump, I'm just gonna
fly down and save you anyway.
620
00:34:25,606 --> 00:34:27,936
It's all futile and...
621
00:34:39,703 --> 00:34:41,253
Sh-She wouldn't...
622
00:34:41,330 --> 00:34:44,710
It's my... It's my birthday.
623
00:34:44,792 --> 00:34:46,422
{\an8}She...
624
00:34:51,173 --> 00:34:52,383
She...
625
00:35:07,940 --> 00:35:12,190
You probably don't know this
because, you know, Jew,
626
00:35:12,194 --> 00:35:15,534
but Jesus wasn't born
on the 25th of December.
627
00:35:15,531 --> 00:35:18,581
That was piggybacked off a
pagan festival, and guess what.
628
00:35:18,659 --> 00:35:21,699
Today is not
my birthday, either.
629
00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:23,327
Nope.
630
00:35:23,330 --> 00:35:27,380
Don't know when it is,
but sure as hell ain't today.
631
00:35:27,376 --> 00:35:32,006
This was just chosen for me
by a marketing department.
632
00:35:32,089 --> 00:35:34,759
I mean, I can't even
have a birthday at all.
633
00:35:34,842 --> 00:35:37,182
I wasn't born.
634
00:35:37,261 --> 00:35:39,601
I was just poured
out of a fucking test tube.
635
00:35:41,598 --> 00:35:43,228
Immaculate conception.
636
00:35:44,726 --> 00:35:47,646
I know exactly
how he must have felt.
637
00:35:47,646 --> 00:35:49,936
Jesus.
638
00:35:49,940 --> 00:35:51,860
You give
and you give...
639
00:35:51,859 --> 00:35:56,239
You give
your whole fucking life,
640
00:35:56,238 --> 00:35:57,908
and what happens?
641
00:35:57,990 --> 00:36:00,160
People just tear you down.
642
00:36:01,243 --> 00:36:03,503
{\an8}Why do people
destroy their gods?
643
00:36:03,579 --> 00:36:05,999
H-How is it fair
that you get saved,
644
00:36:05,998 --> 00:36:10,668
while a beautiful,
perfect god gets killed?
645
00:36:17,759 --> 00:36:19,759
You know what, Chelsea?
646
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:23,930
I think you should jump.
647
00:36:24,016 --> 00:36:26,176
I-I don't think I want to.
648
00:36:26,268 --> 00:36:27,898
You don't want to?
649
00:36:27,895 --> 00:36:30,395
Why don't you show a little
follow-through, Chelsea?
650
00:36:30,397 --> 00:36:33,317
- Jump.
- Please, I... I just want to get down.
651
00:36:33,317 --> 00:36:36,527
I'm not suggesting anymore.
652
00:36:36,612 --> 00:36:37,742
Jump.
653
00:36:37,738 --> 00:36:39,908
No. No, please.
654
00:36:39,907 --> 00:36:41,987
Oh, God, oh, God.
655
00:36:41,992 --> 00:36:44,162
No, no, no.
656
00:36:44,161 --> 00:36:45,911
No God.
657
00:36:47,456 --> 00:36:52,086
The only man in the sky is me.
658
00:36:52,169 --> 00:36:54,459
How the fuck did she bite off
her own tongue?
659
00:36:54,463 --> 00:36:56,093
Stormfront Million Dollar
Babied herself.
660
00:36:56,173 --> 00:36:57,473
- That's horrible.
- Oh, so...
661
00:37:20,572 --> 00:37:23,242
Daddy? It smells smoky.
662
00:37:26,453 --> 00:37:28,623
It's okay, baby, I got it.
663
00:37:37,297 --> 00:37:38,967
Fucking piece of shit.
664
00:37:38,966 --> 00:37:40,466
Shut the fuck up!
665
00:37:50,936 --> 00:37:52,306
I'm sorry.
666
00:37:52,396 --> 00:37:55,316
Baby, I'm sorry.
667
00:38:11,039 --> 00:38:12,669
I'm sorry.
668
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:26,680
- Hey.
- Hey.
669
00:38:28,181 --> 00:38:31,441
- Hughie.
- Hi.
670
00:38:31,435 --> 00:38:33,935
- Hey, where you been?
- Uh...
671
00:38:34,021 --> 00:38:35,481
You know, just, um,
672
00:38:35,564 --> 00:38:37,654
- working from home.
- Oh, my God, your hand.
673
00:38:38,734 --> 00:38:41,404
Yeah. Yeah, no, that's...
It's nothing.
674
00:38:41,403 --> 00:38:43,413
- I'm fine.
- So, who's Nadia?
675
00:38:43,405 --> 00:38:45,155
Nadia?
676
00:38:45,157 --> 00:38:47,987
Yeah, Scotty said some guy came
in yesterday, asking for Nadia.
677
00:38:47,993 --> 00:38:50,413
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
no, there was, there was a guy,
678
00:38:50,412 --> 00:38:53,002
um, and he... he was
looking at your picture,
679
00:38:52,998 --> 00:38:55,628
he said your name was Nadia,
said he knew you...
680
00:38:55,709 --> 00:38:56,999
from, like, way back when.
681
00:38:57,002 --> 00:38:58,302
You weren't gonna tell me?
682
00:38:58,295 --> 00:38:59,665
Uh, no, I mean,
it was just some guy
683
00:38:59,755 --> 00:39:01,125
off his meds, seemed like, yeah.
684
00:39:01,131 --> 00:39:06,051
I'm sorry, I-I mean,
you're missing work, your hand.
685
00:39:06,053 --> 00:39:07,973
- Lot going on.
- Hmm.
686
00:39:08,055 --> 00:39:10,175
Is there something
I should know?
687
00:39:12,768 --> 00:39:14,978
He was with me.
I'm sorry for stealing him
688
00:39:15,062 --> 00:39:16,862
away from you, but...
689
00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:20,065
we had some things
that we needed to discuss.
690
00:39:20,067 --> 00:39:22,647
Very loudly, actually.
691
00:39:22,736 --> 00:39:24,146
We made quite the scene
at Panera.
692
00:39:24,154 --> 00:39:27,034
- Oh.
- I mean, it's a miracle nobody recognized me.
693
00:39:27,032 --> 00:39:29,832
Yeah, sorry, I was, I was trying
to preserve just a tiny,
694
00:39:29,910 --> 00:39:34,120
little shred of my dignity,
but, uh, we had a fight.
695
00:39:34,206 --> 00:39:35,826
We didn't leave things
in the greatest place,
696
00:39:35,916 --> 00:39:38,126
- so I thought I would come by and...
- Check up on me?
697
00:39:38,210 --> 00:39:40,380
- Well, I was worried about you.
- Yeah, well, you know I can
698
00:39:40,462 --> 00:39:41,962
handle some things
by myself, right?
699
00:39:42,047 --> 00:39:44,757
- Okay, I'm just trying to help.
- I don't always need your help.
700
00:39:44,758 --> 00:39:46,888
- I mean, you don't have to treat me like I'm a kid.
- Here I was thinking that I was
701
00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:48,255
- treating you like my boyfriend.
- Well, you...
702
00:39:48,345 --> 00:39:49,595
You know, this is actually
none of my business,
703
00:39:49,596 --> 00:39:51,006
so I'm just, I'm gonna go.
704
00:39:51,098 --> 00:39:52,968
Good-good luck with all of that.
705
00:39:53,058 --> 00:39:55,728
- Oh, and Hughie?
- Yeah.
706
00:39:55,811 --> 00:39:57,441
Cut her some slack.
707
00:39:57,521 --> 00:40:00,361
You shouldn't be afraid
of a powerful woman.
708
00:40:05,987 --> 00:40:08,157
Oh...
709
00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:09,870
my God.
710
00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:13,699
Uh, thanks for the save,
by the way.
711
00:40:16,123 --> 00:40:17,793
What are you doing here?
712
00:40:17,791 --> 00:40:19,541
What am I doing here?
713
00:40:19,543 --> 00:40:22,343
Well, uh, Alex said
that you were acting weird,
714
00:40:22,337 --> 00:40:24,797
and I've been calling you
literally every five minutes.
715
00:40:24,798 --> 00:40:26,758
- So...
- Right.
716
00:40:26,842 --> 00:40:28,932
Shit. Sorry, I left
my phone off at Red River.
717
00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:31,387
I thought we were gonna
handle that together.
718
00:40:31,388 --> 00:40:33,008
I know.
719
00:40:34,266 --> 00:40:35,426
I'm sorry.
720
00:40:37,686 --> 00:40:39,896
- And you're bleeding.
- I know, because I can't open a fucking jar,
721
00:40:39,980 --> 00:40:42,520
- because I can't do anything fucking right.
- Hughie.
722
00:40:44,568 --> 00:40:45,688
What's going on?
723
00:40:45,694 --> 00:40:48,614
Vicky was my friend.
724
00:40:48,697 --> 00:40:50,067
I know her daughter.
725
00:40:50,157 --> 00:40:54,077
She-she-she surprised me
in the office on my birthday.
726
00:40:54,161 --> 00:40:55,501
We used to roll
through that office
727
00:40:55,579 --> 00:40:57,499
like we were
the fucking Untouchables.
728
00:40:57,581 --> 00:41:01,211
I thought things were finally,
finally going my way.
729
00:41:03,211 --> 00:41:05,341
God, what a goddam joke I am.
730
00:41:05,422 --> 00:41:08,632
Hey, that's not true, Hughie.
731
00:41:16,433 --> 00:41:18,193
Oh, um...
732
00:41:18,185 --> 00:41:21,055
I may have signed us up
to adopt a child.
733
00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:35,290
Hey, look at that.
734
00:41:35,285 --> 00:41:38,155
- There you go.
- Seven Tower.
735
00:41:38,163 --> 00:41:39,413
- Amazing.
- Bye, Dad.
736
00:41:39,414 --> 00:41:40,464
I love you, baby.
737
00:41:40,457 --> 00:41:42,457
- I love you, too.
- Mm.
738
00:41:42,459 --> 00:41:44,379
All right.
739
00:41:44,461 --> 00:41:45,591
Is Monique here?
740
00:41:45,587 --> 00:41:48,337
Uh, Monique, Marvin's here.
741
00:41:48,340 --> 00:41:50,430
Hey, you gonna stay for
Homelander's birthday special?
742
00:41:50,425 --> 00:41:53,085
I got some brats on the grill.
743
00:41:53,178 --> 00:41:55,468
Think I'll pass, but thanks.
744
00:41:56,473 --> 00:41:58,853
Oh.
745
00:42:05,857 --> 00:42:07,857
You know
I've been trying, Monique.
746
00:42:09,986 --> 00:42:11,946
Been trying to stay away
from all of it.
747
00:42:11,947 --> 00:42:13,947
The Supes.
748
00:42:13,949 --> 00:42:15,949
Butcher.
749
00:42:15,951 --> 00:42:17,451
For Janine.
750
00:42:18,453 --> 00:42:21,923
- And for you.
- I know.
751
00:42:21,915 --> 00:42:24,125
But this...
752
00:42:24,209 --> 00:42:27,299
this Soldier Boy thing came up,
753
00:42:27,379 --> 00:42:30,469
and you know
the baggage there, I...
754
00:42:32,259 --> 00:42:34,589
I tried upping my meds, just...
755
00:42:36,263 --> 00:42:37,893
You're having
bad thoughts again.
756
00:42:37,973 --> 00:42:41,023
And the tics
and the compulsions.
757
00:42:41,101 --> 00:42:43,521
Monique, I lost my shit
in front of Janine.
758
00:42:44,896 --> 00:42:47,226
It's like, Soldier Boy,
he's like this...
759
00:42:47,232 --> 00:42:50,942
this steel sliver
inside of my brain, after he...
760
00:42:52,946 --> 00:42:55,156
I don't know what to do.
761
00:43:01,371 --> 00:43:03,371
You need to go back to Butcher.
762
00:43:05,375 --> 00:43:06,455
That's what.
763
00:43:08,378 --> 00:43:11,008
I never wanted to try to turn
you into something you're not.
764
00:43:11,006 --> 00:43:13,756
I-I hate that you're making
yourself sick over it.
765
00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:20,970
Maybe I can't be
with you anymore, Marvin,
766
00:43:20,974 --> 00:43:23,064
and I am so sorry for that.
767
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:30,030
But you should go do
what you have to do.
768
00:43:30,025 --> 00:43:32,395
Face this shit down.
769
00:43:35,989 --> 00:43:39,159
Please don't tell Janine
about this.
770
00:43:39,159 --> 00:43:42,659
About any of it.
My pops, none of it.
771
00:43:42,746 --> 00:43:44,956
I just want
to leave her out of it.
772
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:49,250
Janine will be
right here, waiting.
773
00:43:49,336 --> 00:43:53,296
Just... stay safe for her.
774
00:43:56,843 --> 00:43:58,933
Stormfront
was right!
775
00:43:59,012 --> 00:44:02,432
Stormfront was right!
Stormfront was right!
776
00:44:02,432 --> 00:44:04,932
The Stormchasers
marched in Portland today,
777
00:44:05,018 --> 00:44:06,978
mourning their fallen idol Stormfront...
778
00:44:07,062 --> 00:44:09,362
...when violence
broke out between...
779
00:44:09,356 --> 00:44:11,316
Mon coeur. Look.
780
00:44:11,316 --> 00:44:13,606
Look at this.
781
00:44:16,071 --> 00:44:18,741
Six Flags in Queensbury.
We go tomorrow,
782
00:44:18,740 --> 00:44:22,160
we ride the Greezed Lightnin'
and, uh, Steamin' Demon
783
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:25,290
until we vomit
the doughnut hamburgers, huh?
784
00:44:29,125 --> 00:44:31,665
It was never about
the roller coaster.
785
00:44:34,756 --> 00:44:36,166
I know.
786
00:44:37,592 --> 00:44:41,932
{\an8}Kenji and I didn't have
a childhood.
787
00:44:47,602 --> 00:44:50,442
{\an8}I just did the same thing
to that little girl
788
00:44:50,522 --> 00:44:53,022
{\an8}- and her brother.
- Little girl.
789
00:44:54,275 --> 00:44:57,695
{\an8}- No...
- How can they ever be children again?
790
00:44:57,779 --> 00:45:00,239
{\an8}Mon coeur, no.
791
00:45:01,408 --> 00:45:05,538
{\an8}That wasn't your fault.
792
00:45:07,664 --> 00:45:14,094
{\an8}I'll never be a normal girl
who likes roller coasters.
793
00:45:15,755 --> 00:45:19,175
{\an8}I'm broken
and can never be fixed.
794
00:45:20,885 --> 00:45:26,095
{\an8}Because of this poison,
this curse in my veins.
795
00:45:59,632 --> 00:46:01,842
Hi, buddy.
I'm sorry I'm running late.
796
00:46:03,344 --> 00:46:06,564
I thought I'd have time
to sneak in a haircut.
797
00:46:06,556 --> 00:46:08,516
It always takes longer
than I think it will.
798
00:46:09,559 --> 00:46:11,729
There's some Double Stufs
in the pantry,
799
00:46:11,728 --> 00:46:14,648
but only two, mister.
800
00:46:14,731 --> 00:46:16,901
More than two,
and I will know.
801
00:46:16,900 --> 00:46:20,150
Okay. I'm hanging up now.
802
00:46:20,153 --> 00:46:22,493
Just wanted to tell you that I
love you and I'll see you soon.
803
00:46:22,489 --> 00:46:25,829
So, I love you,
and I'll see you soon.
804
00:46:46,596 --> 00:46:48,006
Butcher?
805
00:46:49,307 --> 00:46:50,637
You all right, mate?
806
00:46:50,642 --> 00:46:52,312
Hey, um...
807
00:46:52,310 --> 00:46:54,310
Frenchie told me
about Crimson Countess.
808
00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:55,732
What the hell happened?
809
00:46:55,730 --> 00:46:58,820
We was chasing down
something, but...
810
00:46:58,900 --> 00:47:00,860
I-I'm gonna knock it
on the head.
811
00:47:02,028 --> 00:47:03,738
Y-You was right the other day.
812
00:47:05,740 --> 00:47:08,540
Things are good.
813
00:47:08,535 --> 00:47:10,905
Ryan's good.
814
00:47:10,912 --> 00:47:13,252
I should leave it
well enough alone,
815
00:47:13,248 --> 00:47:15,328
before I go and fuck it all up.
816
00:47:18,378 --> 00:47:20,418
You there?
817
00:47:23,883 --> 00:47:25,683
Neuman's a Supe.
818
00:47:25,677 --> 00:47:27,177
She's the head popper.
819
00:47:30,098 --> 00:47:33,138
- Yeah, what?
- Yeah, she's pretty much Stan Edgar's daughter, too.
820
00:47:33,226 --> 00:47:35,306
Past year of my life
has been a waste.
821
00:47:35,395 --> 00:47:37,605
I thought we could fight Vought
the right way, but we can't.
822
00:47:37,689 --> 00:47:38,819
It's all rigged.
823
00:47:38,815 --> 00:47:41,225
If we're gonna take them down,
824
00:47:41,234 --> 00:47:43,824
we have to do whatever it takes.
825
00:47:43,820 --> 00:47:45,530
We have to do it your way.
826
00:47:48,825 --> 00:47:50,615
Butcher, you there?
827
00:48:27,947 --> 00:48:30,027
You got to be
fucking kidding me.
828
00:48:30,033 --> 00:48:32,293
Get your ass off of my car.
829
00:48:33,369 --> 00:48:35,499
Why you protecting Soldier Boy?
830
00:48:35,580 --> 00:48:38,370
If he'd have slipped me
a length, I wouldn't hesitate.
831
00:48:38,458 --> 00:48:40,288
I'd throw him
to the fucking dogs.
832
00:48:52,138 --> 00:48:54,518
Oh, shit.
833
00:49:48,986 --> 00:49:50,946
Okay, okay.
834
00:49:53,116 --> 00:49:55,026
Please.
835
00:49:55,118 --> 00:49:57,158
Soldier Boy used to slap me
around a little bit, all right?
836
00:49:57,245 --> 00:49:59,455
It was just hazing
that went too far, all right?
837
00:49:59,539 --> 00:50:01,459
- That's it.
- What fucking happened to him?
838
00:50:01,541 --> 00:50:04,501
He didn't die in an accident,
all right?
839
00:50:04,502 --> 00:50:07,762
The whole nuclear meltdown
thing, it was just bullshit.
840
00:50:07,839 --> 00:50:10,009
I fucking know that.
What killed him?
841
00:50:10,091 --> 00:50:11,841
I don't know.
842
00:50:11,843 --> 00:50:14,553
I-I don't know!
I don't fucking know!
843
00:50:14,554 --> 00:50:17,644
All right? We were in Nicaragua,
844
00:50:17,724 --> 00:50:20,144
in fucking '84,
but I didn't see it happen.
845
00:50:20,143 --> 00:50:22,903
- Well, you must have seen something.
- I didn't see shit.
846
00:50:22,979 --> 00:50:25,019
Fuck, I was just a kid.
847
00:50:25,106 --> 00:50:28,396
Ask the others.
Ask the fucking CIA.
848
00:50:28,401 --> 00:50:30,191
- CIA?
- Yeah.
849
00:50:30,278 --> 00:50:34,408
Yeah. We were
working with the CIA.
850
00:50:34,407 --> 00:50:36,157
Who was the case officer?
851
00:50:37,243 --> 00:50:38,913
Grace.
852
00:50:38,995 --> 00:50:40,995
Grace... Grace Mallory.
853
00:50:40,997 --> 00:50:43,367
All right? Fuck.
854
00:50:48,463 --> 00:50:50,093
Look, please.
855
00:50:50,173 --> 00:50:51,723
Please, look...
856
00:50:51,716 --> 00:50:53,886
Look, I told you
everything I know.
857
00:50:53,885 --> 00:50:56,175
All right? Please, just-just...
858
00:50:56,179 --> 00:50:58,889
I know you did.
859
00:50:58,890 --> 00:51:01,730
But it don't change
what you are.
860
00:51:48,481 --> 00:51:50,481
Your road's getting wetter ♪
861
00:51:50,483 --> 00:51:52,153
You're so fine ♪
862
00:51:52,235 --> 00:51:54,605
♪ When you're cruising
in your Jetta ♪
863
00:51:54,612 --> 00:51:56,742
♪ Cruising in your Jetta
for me ♪
864
00:51:56,823 --> 00:51:59,623
♪ Cruise in your Jetta for me,
baby, baby, baby ♪
865
00:51:59,617 --> 00:52:02,537
- Got your license to drive ♪
- Oh, finally ♪
866
00:52:02,537 --> 00:52:05,707
♪ Got your license
to drive me crazy ♪
867
00:52:05,790 --> 00:52:09,040
♪ Come on, pretty baby,
make me feel so alive ♪
868
00:52:09,043 --> 00:52:13,593
- Got your license to drive ♪
- License to drive ♪
869
00:52:13,673 --> 00:52:15,133
Now that you're 16 ♪
870
00:52:15,216 --> 00:52:17,126
Me crazy ♪♪
871
00:52:29,689 --> 00:52:31,019
Yeah.
872
00:52:31,107 --> 00:52:33,397
- What the fuck is he wearing?
- Yeah!
873
00:52:33,401 --> 00:52:35,861
What the fuck is he wearing?
874
00:52:35,862 --> 00:52:38,822
Yeah, all right. Let's hear it
for Supersonic, everybody.
875
00:52:38,823 --> 00:52:40,163
Get me fucking wardrobe.
876
00:52:40,241 --> 00:52:43,581
Get me fucking wardrobe
so I can fucking choke them out!
877
00:52:43,578 --> 00:52:47,328
All right, so now, I would like
to bring out our cocaptains.
878
00:52:47,415 --> 00:52:49,205
So let's give it up
for Starlight
879
00:52:49,292 --> 00:52:53,002
and the man of the hour
himself, Homelander!
880
00:52:57,383 --> 00:52:59,513
- Happy birthday, Homelander.
- Hey, thank you.
881
00:52:59,594 --> 00:53:03,184
- Yeah.
- I can see your girdle, you disgusting fat fuck.
882
00:53:03,264 --> 00:53:05,894
Get off
the fucking stage.
883
00:53:12,023 --> 00:53:15,153
Wow, I'm so honored
to be with you guys tonight
884
00:53:15,151 --> 00:53:20,361
to celebrate my dear friend
and mentor Homelander.
885
00:53:20,448 --> 00:53:23,578
I'm here to do more than wish
you a happy birthday, though.
886
00:53:23,576 --> 00:53:26,076
I'm thrilled to be announcing
887
00:53:26,162 --> 00:53:29,832
a project that is near
and dear to my heart.
888
00:53:29,916 --> 00:53:32,536
The Starlight House
is a nonprofit foundation
889
00:53:32,627 --> 00:53:36,167
dedicated to helping
homeless and at-risk youth.
890
00:53:36,172 --> 00:53:38,762
Hey, Homelander! Your Nazi died!
891
00:53:39,759 --> 00:53:41,679
Did he just say his Nazi died?
892
00:53:41,761 --> 00:53:42,851
Let's go.
893
00:53:50,144 --> 00:53:52,484
Homelander...
894
00:53:54,482 --> 00:53:55,822
He's just, he's a human.
895
00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:57,570
He's just like the rest of us.
896
00:53:57,652 --> 00:54:00,822
And we all make mistakes, right?
897
00:54:00,905 --> 00:54:04,735
But we all deserve
second chances.
898
00:54:04,742 --> 00:54:09,082
In that spirit,
Homelander has agreed
899
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:13,580
to donate $10 million...
900
00:54:13,668 --> 00:54:16,668
- to the Starlight House, which is, I mean...
- No.
901
00:54:16,671 --> 00:54:18,211
- Give... Come on. Give it up.
- No.
902
00:54:18,214 --> 00:54:19,974
- Give it up for this guy.
- No. No.
903
00:54:19,966 --> 00:54:21,426
No.
904
00:54:23,636 --> 00:54:26,216
Starlight lied to you just now.
She did.
905
00:54:26,222 --> 00:54:27,892
I don't make mistakes.
906
00:54:27,974 --> 00:54:30,394
I'm not "just like
the rest of you."
907
00:54:30,393 --> 00:54:33,273
I'm stronger. I'm smarter.
908
00:54:33,354 --> 00:54:36,484
I'm better. I am better.
909
00:54:36,482 --> 00:54:38,782
I'm not some weak-kneed
fucking crybaby
910
00:54:38,776 --> 00:54:41,236
that goes around fucking
apologizing all the time.
911
00:54:41,237 --> 00:54:43,237
And why the fuck
would you want me to be?
912
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:45,989
Go to fucking commercial, Roger.
Go to fucking commercial.
913
00:54:45,992 --> 00:54:48,332
Don't you dare
stop rolling, Roger!
914
00:54:50,371 --> 00:54:52,751
All my life, people
have tried to control me.
915
00:54:52,832 --> 00:54:54,502
My whole life.
916
00:54:54,500 --> 00:54:56,920
Rich people, powerful people
917
00:54:57,003 --> 00:54:59,263
have tried to muzzle me,
cancel me,
918
00:54:59,255 --> 00:55:03,295
keep me impotent and obedient,
like I'm a fucking puppet.
919
00:55:03,384 --> 00:55:04,894
You know what? It worked.
920
00:55:04,969 --> 00:55:07,179
Because I allowed it to work.
921
00:55:07,263 --> 00:55:09,853
And guess what.
If they can control me,
922
00:55:09,849 --> 00:55:11,929
then you can bet your ass
they can control you.
923
00:55:12,018 --> 00:55:14,228
They already do.
You just don't realize it.
924
00:55:15,646 --> 00:55:17,686
I'm done.
925
00:55:17,690 --> 00:55:19,730
I am done apologizing.
926
00:55:19,734 --> 00:55:22,654
I am done being persecuted
for my strength.
927
00:55:22,737 --> 00:55:25,737
You people should be
thanking Christ
928
00:55:25,740 --> 00:55:29,700
that I am who and what I am,
because you need me.
929
00:55:29,702 --> 00:55:32,162
You need me to save you.
930
00:55:32,163 --> 00:55:34,253
You do.
931
00:55:36,834 --> 00:55:40,554
I am the only one
who possibly can.
932
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:44,680
You're not the real heroes.
933
00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:48,677
I'm the real hero.
934
00:55:53,225 --> 00:55:55,225
I'm the real hero.
935
00:55:59,565 --> 00:56:01,975
{\an8}Baby, baby, baby ♪
936
00:56:02,068 --> 00:56:04,278
{\an8}- Got your license to drive ♪
- You got your license ♪
937
00:56:04,278 --> 00:56:06,318
{\an8}Got your license to drive me ♪
938
00:56:06,322 --> 00:56:10,702
{\an8}Oh, yeah, crazy ♪
939
00:56:18,084 --> 00:56:20,174
{\an8}Yeah, yeah ♪
940
00:56:20,169 --> 00:56:21,959
{\an8}- Come over here, baby ♪
- Let's go ♪
941
00:56:22,046 --> 00:56:24,216
{\an8}Got your hands spread wide ♪
942
00:56:24,215 --> 00:56:26,625
{\an8}- At ten and two ♪
- Ten and two ♪
943
00:56:26,634 --> 00:56:29,554
{\an8}♪ I'm gonna take you
to driving school ♪
944
00:56:29,637 --> 00:56:31,467
{\an8}I'm hugging those curves ♪
945
00:56:31,472 --> 00:56:33,432
{\an8}Got your hands on my wheel ♪
946
00:56:33,516 --> 00:56:35,846
{\an8}- When you grab that stick ♪
- Grab that stick ♪
947
00:56:35,935 --> 00:56:37,725
{\an8}Gonna make your tires squeal ♪
948
00:56:37,812 --> 00:56:40,942
{\an8}♪ Dangerous curves,
she's my sweet 16 ♪
949
00:56:40,940 --> 00:56:45,360
{\an8}♪ Make my engine purr,
you're my teenage queen, oh ♪
950
00:56:45,361 --> 00:56:49,531
{\an8}♪ Baby, baby, baby,
got your license to drive ♪
951
00:56:49,532 --> 00:56:52,832
{\an8}♪ Got your license
to drive me crazy ♪
952
00:56:52,827 --> 00:56:55,827
{\an8}♪ Come on, pretty baby,
make me feel so alive ♪
953
00:56:55,830 --> 00:56:59,460
{\an8}- Feel so alive ♪
- Got your license to drive ♪
954
00:56:59,542 --> 00:57:02,712
{\an8}- Got your license to drive ♪
- Now that you're 16 ♪
955
00:57:02,795 --> 00:57:04,665
{\an8}Me crazy ♪
956
00:57:06,006 --> 00:57:07,166
{\an8}Yeah, baby ♪
957
00:57:07,258 --> 00:57:10,508
{\an8}Yeah, yeah ♪
958
00:57:10,511 --> 00:57:13,221
{\an8}- I've got you ♪
- Got those tight jeans on ♪
959
00:57:13,222 --> 00:57:15,522
{\an8}You're on a mission ♪
960
00:57:15,516 --> 00:57:19,226
{\an8}♪ The seat goes back,
put my key in your ignition ♪
961
00:57:19,228 --> 00:57:23,148
{\an8}♪ Slip on over
to the passenger side ♪
962
00:57:23,149 --> 00:57:26,819
{\an8}♪ Now, baby, baby,
got to show me your ride ♪
963
00:57:26,819 --> 00:57:30,069
{\an8}♪ Dangerous curves,
she's my sweet 16 ♪
964
00:57:30,156 --> 00:57:34,196
{\an8}♪ Make my engine purr,
you're my teenage queen, oh ♪
965
00:57:34,285 --> 00:57:37,195
{\an8}♪ Baby, baby, baby,
got your license to drive ♪
966
00:57:37,288 --> 00:57:39,118
{\an8}You've got your license ♪
967
00:57:39,123 --> 00:57:41,793
{\an8}♪ Got your license
to drive me crazy ♪
968
00:57:41,876 --> 00:57:45,956
{\an8}♪ Come on, pretty baby,
make me feel so alive ♪
969
00:57:45,963 --> 00:57:49,723
{\an8}- Got your license to drive ♪
- Got your license to drive ♪
970
00:57:49,717 --> 00:57:53,217
{\an8}♪ Show me your license
and drive me crazy ♪
971
00:57:53,304 --> 00:57:56,394
{\an8}♪ Baby, baby, baby,
got your license to drive ♪
972
00:57:56,390 --> 00:57:58,060
{\an8}Oh, finally ♪
973
00:57:58,142 --> 00:58:00,642
{\an8}♪ Got your license
to drive me crazy ♪
974
00:58:00,728 --> 00:58:04,608
{\an8}♪ Come on, pretty baby,
make me feel so alive ♪
975
00:58:04,607 --> 00:58:08,357
{\an8}- Got your license to drive ♪
- Got your license to drive ♪
976
00:58:08,444 --> 00:58:10,284
{\an8}Now that you're 16 ♪
977
00:58:10,279 --> 00:58:12,159
{\an8}Me crazy ♪♪