1 00:00:05,338 --> 00:00:08,383 [theme music] 2 00:00:08,383 --> 00:00:12,595 I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time. 3 00:00:12,595 --> 00:00:14,681 {\an8}Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks 4 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:16,141 {\an8}without temptation. 5 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:19,018 Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind. 6 00:00:19,018 --> 00:00:20,937 Ample parking day or night, people 7 00:00:20,937 --> 00:00:22,480 spouting, "howdy neighbor." 8 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:25,567 Goin' on down to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind. 9 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:29,112 [muffled singing] 10 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:34,367 Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine. 11 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:39,706 Fellas! 12 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,332 Hey, fellas, you're not going to believe it. 13 00:00:41,332 --> 00:00:42,584 Butters, what the hell are you wearing? 14 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:44,753 I got a job over at the ice cream shop. 15 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:45,628 And guess what? 16 00:00:45,628 --> 00:00:48,673 I got my very first paycheck. 17 00:00:48,673 --> 00:00:49,674 That's not fair. 18 00:00:49,674 --> 00:00:50,675 I want a paycheck. 19 00:00:50,675 --> 00:00:52,051 My dad told me if I got a job, 20 00:00:52,051 --> 00:00:54,679 we could put my paychecks in my very own bank account. 21 00:00:54,679 --> 00:00:56,139 I want a bank account. 22 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:57,474 I didn't know kids could get jobs. 23 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:58,933 Yeah. 24 00:00:58,933 --> 00:01:00,143 Well, I guess these days, it's real hard for businesses 25 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:01,895 to find people to work so they'll 26 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,062 take whatever they can get. 27 00:01:03,062 --> 00:01:04,814 I want to take whatever I can get. 28 00:01:04,814 --> 00:01:07,609 It's what they call the Great Resignation labor shortage. 29 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:09,319 So now if you have your parent's permission, 30 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:10,945 there's some jobs they'll even let kids do. 31 00:01:10,945 --> 00:01:12,197 That is messed up. 32 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:13,281 Why does he get to have a job? 33 00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:14,532 I want a job. 34 00:01:14,532 --> 00:01:16,659 You wouldn't last four hours on a job, fat ass. 35 00:01:16,659 --> 00:01:17,494 Excuse me? 36 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:18,870 That's easy for you to say. 37 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:20,497 You don't need a job because you live in a nice house. 38 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:22,499 I have to live in a shithole like Kenny does. 39 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:24,334 It's not fair that some people in our country 40 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:26,085 are given the opportunity for employment 41 00:01:26,085 --> 00:01:30,006 while others aren't. 42 00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:34,928 I'm going to tell my mom. 43 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,054 Mom, mom! 44 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:37,680 I need your permission to get a job. 45 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:40,767 Oh, you're too young to have a job, sweetie. 46 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:43,603 Butters got a job. 47 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:45,355 Mom, look at this shithole we live in. 48 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:46,898 Somebody has to get a job because you 49 00:01:46,898 --> 00:01:48,441 just sit on your ass all day. 50 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:51,444 I had a job, Eric, but you got me fired because you 51 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:53,154 wanted me taking care of you. 52 00:01:53,154 --> 00:01:55,365 And that's why we had to sell our house. 53 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:58,117 Yes, right, because I'm the man of the house. 54 00:01:58,117 --> 00:01:59,369 You're supposed to take care of me 55 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:00,620 and I'm supposed to go get a job. 56 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,038 You really expect us to live like this 57 00:02:02,038 --> 00:02:03,623 the rest of our lives? 58 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:06,376 This is not a proper place to raise a child! 59 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:08,294 You have to let me go find a job, Mom. 60 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:10,213 Eric, the truth is, I don't think you'd 61 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:11,923 last four hours at a job. 62 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:13,550 Oh, now you sound like Kyle. 63 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:15,009 Do you run Hollywood with him? 64 00:02:15,009 --> 00:02:16,386 Are you a Jew too, Mom? 65 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:17,929 All right, Eric, fine. 66 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:20,223 You want to go get a job and have a little dose of reality? 67 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:22,267 Maybe it'll be good for you. 68 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:23,893 Thanks, Mom. 69 00:02:23,893 --> 00:02:26,062 I love you. 70 00:02:26,062 --> 00:02:28,439 (SINGING) Loo, loo, loo, I'm serving in ice cream. 71 00:02:28,439 --> 00:02:30,275 Loo, loo, loo, you'll eat it too. 72 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:32,569 Loo, loo, loo, I'm serving ice cream. 73 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:34,571 OK, and the pistachio maple cream. 74 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:36,823 Let me know if you need extra napkins for your table 75 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:37,907 and have a creamy day. 76 00:02:37,907 --> 00:02:40,743 [bell dinging] 77 00:02:40,743 --> 00:02:42,078 Oh. Hey, Eric. 78 00:02:42,078 --> 00:02:43,037 Hey, Butters. 79 00:02:43,037 --> 00:02:44,372 I'm here for my job. 80 00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:45,373 What are you talking about? 81 00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:46,416 My mom gave me permission. 82 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:47,625 I can start work now. 83 00:02:47,625 --> 00:02:48,960 What do I do? 84 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,587 Well, but Eric, this is my job. 85 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:52,046 Yeah, I want your job, sitting 86 00:02:52,046 --> 00:02:53,548 around eating ice cream. Sounds fun. 87 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:54,757 Eric, there's a lot more to it 88 00:02:54,757 --> 00:02:56,342 than that and I already do this job so-- 89 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:57,594 Everything all right, Butters? 90 00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:59,095 Oh. Yes, Mr. Sullivan. 91 00:02:59,095 --> 00:03:00,221 - I was just-- - Hello, sir. 92 00:03:00,221 --> 00:03:01,514 I'm a dear friend of Butters. 93 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:02,807 He told me all about this place and said 94 00:03:02,807 --> 00:03:04,809 I should get permission from my mom to work here. 95 00:03:04,809 --> 00:03:06,019 Oh. 96 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,937 Well, uh, I do need all the help I can get. 97 00:03:07,937 --> 00:03:09,355 Butters, can you vouch for him? 98 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:11,733 Is he trustworthy and reliable? 99 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:18,031 Uh, oh, um, OK. 100 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,407 All right. 101 00:03:19,407 --> 00:03:20,867 Well, let's find him a uniform and you 102 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,243 can start training him. 103 00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:28,958 Hey, man, I got a job. 104 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:30,084 All right, Eric. 105 00:03:30,084 --> 00:03:31,210 So there's three types of ice cream. 106 00:03:31,210 --> 00:03:32,962 Waffle cone, sugar cone, and cups. 107 00:03:32,962 --> 00:03:34,631 Uh-huh, and when do we get to have breaks? 108 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:37,717 Well, you get a 10 minute break every two hours 109 00:03:37,717 --> 00:03:39,677 but only after you check all the freezers, which 110 00:03:39,677 --> 00:03:42,388 are right over there, and need to always be set to 0 degrees. 111 00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:43,973 OK, and how much longer do we have to be here? 112 00:03:43,973 --> 00:03:45,850 Eric, please, I don't want to lose this jo-- 113 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:46,935 oh. Hello, sir. 114 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:48,311 Hope you're having a creamy day. 115 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:49,729 What can I get for you? 116 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:52,190 Can I have a single scoop of coconut almond fudge? 117 00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:53,733 OK. 118 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:56,194 Eric, can you scoop out some coconut almond fudge? 119 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:57,403 Why? 120 00:03:57,403 --> 00:03:58,947 Because it's your job, Eric. 121 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:00,323 Whoa, Butters. 122 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:03,826 Let's not make this a toxic work environment, OK? 123 00:04:03,826 --> 00:04:04,827 One second, sir. 124 00:04:04,827 --> 00:04:10,792 I'll get that scoop. 125 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:12,669 Yeah, I got a job in an ice cream shop. 126 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:14,295 {\an8}Yeah, it's dumb as hell but I'm going 127 00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:16,339 {\an8}to start getting paychecks. 128 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:18,299 {\an8}Butter-- Butters, what is this about? 129 00:04:18,299 --> 00:04:19,467 {\an8}Oh, sorry, sir. 130 00:04:19,467 --> 00:04:20,843 {\an8}- Eric? - Yeah, I know. 131 00:04:20,843 --> 00:04:23,012 She's pretty hot but she's got droopy boobs. 132 00:04:23,012 --> 00:04:24,222 Eric! 133 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:25,390 Eric, you can't just sit there at a table. 134 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:26,766 Yeah, I can. It's Monday. 135 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:28,017 So? 136 00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:29,602 So haven't you heard of bare minimum Mondays? 137 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:31,062 It's a thing that young people have created because we 138 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:32,355 care about our mental health. 139 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:33,523 I don't care if it's bare minimum Mondays. 140 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:34,899 Eric, you need to-- [alarm beeping] 141 00:04:34,899 --> 00:04:35,900 Oh, break time. 142 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:42,115 I'll be back. 143 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:46,077 [crowd chattering] 144 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:47,453 Butters! 145 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:48,538 Butters, we got a line out the door. 146 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:50,039 People are getting upset. 147 00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:51,124 I know, sir, I'm sorry. 148 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,625 Well, where is your friend? 149 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:55,128 He-- he hasn't come back from his break yet. 150 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,963 Butters Stotch? 151 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:57,922 Yes? 152 00:04:57,922 --> 00:05:02,301 Delivery for you. 153 00:05:02,301 --> 00:05:03,302 Hey, Butters. 154 00:05:03,302 --> 00:05:04,262 Ah! 155 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:06,055 Eric, where are you? 156 00:05:06,055 --> 00:05:07,682 I wasn't feeling the best so I decided to work from home. 157 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:09,434 Butters, what's going on? 158 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,519 Uh, Eric says he's going to work from home. 159 00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:12,937 How can he work from home? 160 00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:14,522 This is an ice cream shop! 161 00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:16,065 Yeah, no, 'cause see, I'm actually 162 00:05:16,065 --> 00:05:17,567 taking a mental health day. 163 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:19,360 Yeah, young people can just ask for a mental health day 164 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:20,361 and employers can't deny them. 165 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:21,904 It's my mental health day. 166 00:05:21,904 --> 00:05:24,115 Eric, you need to come here right now 167 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:25,950 or we're both gonna get fired. 168 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:27,368 OK, I guess so. 169 00:05:27,368 --> 00:05:34,542 But don't forget that tomorrow is take it easy Tuesdays. 170 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:38,254 OK, thanks for coming and have a creamy day. 171 00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:39,422 Hi, hope you're having a creamy day. 172 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:40,631 Can I help you? 173 00:05:40,631 --> 00:05:42,008 You know what's total bullcrap, Butters? 174 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,718 It's how much money the owner of this place 175 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:45,762 is making while we're out here busting our asses. 176 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:47,680 I mean, what does that old fart even do? 177 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,641 Eric, could you please fill this nice lady's order? 178 00:05:50,641 --> 00:05:54,270 Oh, yes, let me get that for you, masa, right away, nah. 179 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:55,521 I mean, seriously, Butters. 180 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:56,606 Why do we have to work for the owner? 181 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,191 We know how to do all this stuff now. 182 00:05:58,191 --> 00:05:59,525 We don't even need that guy. 183 00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:01,444 There has to be a way we could turn the tables. 184 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:05,281 There has to be a way we could make all the money. 185 00:06:05,281 --> 00:06:06,282 Wait a minute-- 186 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:13,706 [dramatic music] 187 00:06:37,313 --> 00:06:39,232 Butters! 188 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:43,486 That's it! 189 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:48,866 Eric! 190 00:06:48,866 --> 00:06:49,742 Kenny! 191 00:06:49,742 --> 00:06:51,077 (MUFFLED) Jesus Christ, dude. 192 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:52,537 Kenny! 193 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:54,080 Kenny, you're not going to believe this, 194 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:57,542 but I just quit my job. 195 00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:58,668 (MUFFLED) You had a job? 196 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:00,128 Yes, I had a job. 197 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:02,797 But I got fed up, sick of working my fingers to the bone 198 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:04,382 for some piece of shit owner. 199 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:06,217 And that's when it hit me. 200 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:09,303 Kenny, we should open a restaurant. 201 00:07:09,303 --> 00:07:11,222 [defiant music] 202 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:12,974 (MUFFLED) Why the fuck would we open a restaurant? 203 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:14,600 You know the hot dog I've been living in? 204 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,686 It's an old, like, historic landmark. 205 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:18,855 It's been sitting right in front of us completely ready 206 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:20,273 to go. 207 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,984 All it would take is some minor renovations and some care. 208 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:25,361 We can make it awesome with like, fun things for kids 209 00:07:25,361 --> 00:07:26,737 to do, and rides and games. 210 00:07:26,737 --> 00:07:28,865 A place that people from all over Colorado 211 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:30,616 would want to come and see. 212 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:32,577 And we would be the owners. 213 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:36,289 And we could have all the hot dogs we wanted. 214 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,582 (MUFFLED) Whoa. 215 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:39,750 Aren't you sick of living like this, Kenny? 216 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:41,294 All we need is an investor and we 217 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:42,920 can make our dreams come true. 218 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:44,839 And I know somebody who has a bank account 219 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:48,217 and gets paychecks every week. 220 00:07:48,217 --> 00:07:50,052 No. No, no, no. 221 00:07:50,052 --> 00:07:51,387 Thank you, no. 222 00:07:51,387 --> 00:07:52,388 Butters, don't you want to invest your money 223 00:07:52,388 --> 00:07:53,639 in something that matters? 224 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:55,141 That's why we came to your bank to offer 225 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:56,684 you this awesome deal. 226 00:07:56,684 --> 00:07:59,228 What we can do, Eric, is set up a line of credit for an LLC 227 00:07:59,228 --> 00:08:01,647 which then pays you back not only your investment, 228 00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:03,649 but also principal in the company. 229 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:04,775 But I like my ice cream job. 230 00:08:04,775 --> 00:08:06,068 I don't want to open a hot dog. 231 00:08:06,068 --> 00:08:08,654 No, you keep working at the ice cream shop. 232 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:09,906 We're going to open the hot dog. 233 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:11,824 All you do is collect the money as the investor. 234 00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:14,076 Yeah, but this is-- this is my money. 235 00:08:14,076 --> 00:08:15,453 I worked hard for it. 236 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:18,372 Butters, it's just like, you're lucky, you know? 237 00:08:18,372 --> 00:08:19,332 You have money. 238 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:20,750 But look at Kenny. 239 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,919 Can you imagine what it's like for him watching 240 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:24,837 rich white boys like you just collecting paycheck 241 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:27,048 after paycheck, while he wallows in the filth 242 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:28,132 of his tiny house? 243 00:08:28,132 --> 00:08:29,258 (MUFFLED) The fuck? 244 00:08:29,258 --> 00:08:30,801 Butters, Kenny deserves a chance to be 245 00:08:30,801 --> 00:08:32,637 able to work like you do. 246 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:35,223 Please, give him that chance. 247 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:39,018 Ugh, I just give a bit of my paycheck every week to 248 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:40,228 you guys? 249 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:41,604 And we pay you back as soon as we make 250 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:42,605 our first dollar, Butters. 251 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:44,023 You have my word on it. 252 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:45,274 Oh, OK. 253 00:08:45,274 --> 00:08:46,192 Yeah! 254 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,401 (MUFFLED) Yeah! 255 00:08:47,401 --> 00:08:50,154 Guys, we're going into the restaurant business. 256 00:08:50,154 --> 00:08:57,703 [HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS, "WORKIN' FOR A LIVIN'] 257 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,377 (SINGING) Some days won't end ever, 258 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:05,878 and some days pass on by. 259 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:08,923 I'll be working here forever, at least until I die. 260 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:11,801 Damned if you do, damned if you don't. 261 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:13,719 I'm supposed to get a raise next week, 262 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:14,971 you know damn well I won't. 263 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:20,810 Workin' for a livin', workin'. 264 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:23,896 Workin' for a livin', livin' and a workin'. 265 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:25,690 I'm taking what they're giving because 266 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:32,989 I'm workin' for a livin'. 267 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,075 Hey, I'm not complaining 'cause I really need to work. 268 00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:39,578 But hittin' up my buddy's got the feeling like a jerk. 269 00:09:39,578 --> 00:09:42,081 Hundred dollar car note, 200 rent. 270 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:45,501 I get a check on Friday but it's already spent. 271 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:51,632 Workin' for a livin', workin'. 272 00:09:51,632 --> 00:09:54,302 Workin' for a livin', livin' and a workin'. 273 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:56,596 I'm taking what they're giving 'cause I'm working 274 00:09:56,596 --> 00:10:03,269 for a livin'. 275 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:06,856 This is going to be the best restaurant in Colorado, Kenny. 276 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:11,402 And I know exactly what we should name it. 277 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,532 Tom, I'm standing out front of a Colorado icon, 278 00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:19,160 the old Coney Island Hot Dog, where the owners 279 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,828 plan to reopen soon. 280 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:23,789 The hot dog stand is going through major renovations 281 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:26,375 and the new name has just been announced, 282 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:30,004 DikinBaus Hot Dogs is sure to be a big hit here in town. 283 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:32,131 [laughing] He said it! 284 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:33,799 We got him to say dick and balls! 285 00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:35,051 [laughing] 286 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:36,886 The owners say they're planning on all kinds 287 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:38,387 of rides and games. 288 00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:41,057 And also, with each hot dog served here at DikinBaus Hot 289 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,683 Dogs, they actually use the ketchup 290 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:45,144 to put a nice little Smiley face on the plate. 291 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:46,604 [laughing] 292 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,731 It's just their sort of trademark touch. 293 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,649 The renovations are supposed to be finished soon 294 00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:53,444 and the new owners are inviting everyone to come on down, 295 00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:57,990 enjoy, and let DikinBaus put a smile on your buns. 296 00:10:57,990 --> 00:10:59,492 [laughing] 297 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,661 Le-- let DikinBaus put a smile on your buns. 298 00:11:02,661 --> 00:11:05,247 [laughing] 299 00:11:05,247 --> 00:11:06,665 Oh. Hey, Butters. 300 00:11:06,665 --> 00:11:08,751 We have some of those first quarter projections 301 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,086 to show you. 302 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,295 Do you have the first quarter projections, Kenny? 303 00:11:11,295 --> 00:11:12,088 (MUFFLED) Uh, let me see. 304 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:13,422 Where did we put those? 305 00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:15,257 Are you guys just playing around? 306 00:11:15,257 --> 00:11:16,717 No, we are renovating and opening 307 00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:19,095 an amazing restaurant that will be extremely profitable. 308 00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:21,180 Then why did you name it DikinBaus? 309 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,848 Butters, you are the investor. 310 00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:24,308 We are the creatives. 311 00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:26,143 Well, stop being creative and open the goddamn restaurant 312 00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:27,436 so I can get my money back. 313 00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:29,563 So stop dicking around and wasting my money. 314 00:11:29,563 --> 00:11:31,690 Butters, at DikinBaus, dicking around 315 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:38,864 is all we do, dicking around the competition. 316 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:40,032 [door slams] 317 00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:45,413 [laughing] 318 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:51,293 [engine whirring and beeping] 319 00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:55,172 What on Earth? 320 00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:56,757 OK, that's good! 321 00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:58,926 Mermaid goes to the mermaid grotto right over there. 322 00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:00,136 Eric! 323 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,221 Eric, I think you've done enough renovations. 324 00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:03,347 Mom, no offense, but will you shut 325 00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:04,557 your mouth because you know nothing 326 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,183 about the restaurant business? 327 00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:08,269 Excuse me, are you guys the owners? 328 00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,271 Yes, we're the owners. 329 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:11,647 Well, we got your zip line put 330 00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:13,190 in but this asphalt is so old it's not 331 00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:15,067 going to hold the eye bolts. 332 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,235 Well, what does that mean? 333 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:17,653 I think you've got to re-asphalt 334 00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:19,947 the entire parking area or just lose the zip line. 335 00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:22,199 Well, obviously, we're not going to lose the zip line. 336 00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:23,325 So let's see what we can do. 337 00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:24,577 All right. 338 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,620 Well then, over here on your mermaid grotto, 339 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,581 the mermaid is in but she can't actually 340 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,958 spit water because there's no plumbing underneath. 341 00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,293 Jesus Christ. 342 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,462 Well, I guess we got to find a way to add plumbing. 343 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:36,046 All right, everyone, it's looking good 344 00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:37,339 but we have a ways to go. 345 00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:39,341 I don't know about you, but I am exhausted. 346 00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:40,759 I think we should just all take the rest of the day 347 00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:43,429 off because it is wet's not work to hard Wednesdays. 348 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:44,680 All right. 349 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:45,890 Oh, OK. 350 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:52,730 Let's not work too hard. 351 00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,274 [door shuts] 352 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:57,234 Back from work, Butters? 353 00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:58,194 Oh. 354 00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,904 Hey, Mom and Dad. 355 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:03,157 You must be so tired from selling all that ice cream. 356 00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:04,366 Well, yeah. 357 00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:06,285 It was a pretty long night. 358 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,162 A long night, he says. 359 00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:09,538 That's great, Butters. 360 00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:13,000 Only problem is, if you're really working at a job, 361 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:17,046 then why is there $0 in your bank account? 362 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,214 What? 363 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,716 So now what are you really doing, young man? 364 00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:21,759 $0? 365 00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:23,177 But I've been working every day. 366 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:24,220 Oh, sure. 367 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,055 I know exactly how it is. 368 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,224 You say you have to work so you can get out of the house, 369 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:31,060 get away from the family and you go down to that glory hole 370 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,269 down on Fourth and Larimer. 371 00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:33,646 Oh, my god. Butters! 372 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,397 And while your family thinks you're at your job, 373 00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:36,857 you're actually strapped face down 374 00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:39,527 on a bed at the Brighton Motel, taking any load you 375 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:40,402 can find on Adultfriendfinder. 376 00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:41,362 Ahh! 377 00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:42,905 [crying] 378 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:44,657 It's the lies! 379 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,033 I can't take anymore. 380 00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:48,244 I'm going to go to the office and get some work done. 381 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:49,620 [door slams] 382 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,163 [crying] 383 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:53,999 That son of a gun. 384 00:13:53,999 --> 00:14:03,050 Wee! 385 00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:04,343 [phone ringing] 386 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:05,261 Oh, man. 387 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,929 It's the stupid bank. 388 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:07,721 Hey, Butters. 389 00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:08,931 Gosh dang it, Eric! 390 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,349 What the hell do you think you're doing? 391 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:11,684 You can't just take my money out 392 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:12,560 - of my gosh dang bank account-- - Butters-- 393 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,978 --without my permission-- 394 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:16,438 Butter-- Butters! 395 00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:17,898 Butters, would you relax? 396 00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:20,401 Where's all the money gone from my bank account? 397 00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,361 You said to get things moving. 398 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,572 We needed the funds to go faster. 399 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,448 You said you'd never access my account 400 00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:27,616 without my permission! 401 00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:28,909 Butters, we're about to reopen 402 00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:31,495 a historic landmark that means something to people. 403 00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:33,289 You think I'm just doing all this for the fun of it? 404 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,790 Hang on a second. 405 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:37,459 Wee! 406 00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:38,711 We're creating jobs, Butters. 407 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:39,837 And we're helping people. 408 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,964 Then open the stupid place, Eric. 409 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,257 Fine! 410 00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:44,550 We'll start hiring tomorrow morning 411 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,260 and we'll be open by the afternoon. 412 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,553 And trust me, Butters. 413 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,180 When we open and you see how successful it is, 414 00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:57,479 you're going to apologize to me. 415 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,151 What the hell is going on? 416 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,235 Why is nobody showing up? 417 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,070 (MUFFLED) I don't know, dude. 418 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,071 Hey. Hey! 419 00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:07,698 Excuse me. 420 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:10,909 You want to come work at DikinBaus for minimum wage? 421 00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:13,495 No. 422 00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:14,997 That's because your generation is lazy. 423 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,624 You got all comfy during the pandemic. 424 00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,500 Nobody knows how to work anymore! 425 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:24,173 [truck engine idling] 426 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:27,051 They're saying you people here might have a job? 427 00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,010 Yes! 428 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,512 Please, have a seat. 429 00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:32,765 Um, so, what kind of experience do you have? 430 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,933 Well, I was working down at the Budd factory 431 00:15:34,933 --> 00:15:38,103 in Fort Collins but then Joe Biden caused a recession, 432 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,855 so they took my job. 433 00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:41,023 Whoa! 434 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,608 Then I worked over at Waffle House 435 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,109 but they decided they needed employees 436 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:48,238 to be more "inclusive," so they took my job. 437 00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:49,573 (MUFFLED) Sorry to hear that. 438 00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:51,659 And then I got let go from the bowling alley 439 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,495 and all I want is a damn job. 440 00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,747 Well, I believe that we here at DikinBaus 441 00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:58,957 would like to hire you immediately. 442 00:15:58,957 --> 00:15:59,708 OK. 443 00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:01,502 Can I work from home? 444 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:02,461 (MUFFLED) What? 445 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:03,504 No, you can't work from home. 446 00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:04,588 It's a hot dog stand. 447 00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:06,465 Well, I could work here but I'll 448 00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,300 need mental health days off to deal 449 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,760 with the toxic environment. 450 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,178 Where do people get this stuff? 451 00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:12,262 All right, fine. 452 00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:13,681 Never mind, we don't want to hire you. 453 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,641 You're going to take my job? 454 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,518 They took my job! 455 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,395 They took yer job! 456 00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,397 Took my job! 457 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,648 Durk-a-dur! 458 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:27,403 [engine revving] 459 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,828 (ROOSTER-LIKE) Took-er-jabs! 460 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,162 Good morning, everyone. 461 00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,706 After an exhaustive search for employees, 462 00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:43,711 we have determined that you are the best of the best. 463 00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:46,255 [baby cooing] 464 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:47,756 Yes. 465 00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:49,258 We're sure you're excited to be part of the DikinBaus team. 466 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,677 And we are certainly glad to have you here. 467 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:52,803 We're happy to be here. 468 00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,221 Shut up, Scott. 469 00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:56,056 Now listen, it's going to take dedication and drive 470 00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:57,057 to get this place open. 471 00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:58,434 Isn't that right, Kenny? 472 00:16:58,434 --> 00:16:59,893 Sorry, Kenny is working from home today because it's 473 00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:00,978 his mental health day. 474 00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:02,271 (MUFFLED) Hey, guys. 475 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,397 Hi. 476 00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:05,023 Now there may not be many of us. 477 00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:06,191 But in order to open, we're going to have to-- 478 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,985 Do I get mental health days too? 479 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,111 Oh, here we go. 480 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,696 Fine, Clyde, what days do you need 481 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:11,739 to have mental health days? 482 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:12,990 Well, how should I know until I'm 483 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:13,907 feeling mentally unhealthy? 484 00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:15,117 Goddammit, you guys. 485 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,618 It isn't going to work like this, OK? 486 00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:19,038 Um, I'm also going to need 5 minute breaks every hour 487 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,622 to check my insulin levels. 488 00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:21,790 You're fucking joking. 489 00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:23,375 This is a goddamn restaurant, you guys. 490 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,294 There's no time for diabetes! 491 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:27,045 You don't hear Mrs. Anderson complaining about her 492 00:17:27,045 --> 00:17:29,048 time off. 493 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:33,635 {\an8}I don't work on no-thinky Thursdays. 494 00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:34,970 Oh, that's it! 495 00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,221 That's it, I give up. 496 00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:37,639 It's impossible to open any kind of business 497 00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:40,893 these days when this generation doesn't know how to work. 498 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:41,894 Hey, fellers. 499 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:42,811 Oh, great. 500 00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,146 Now the bank is here. 501 00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:46,148 Scrooge McButters to collect on his money. 502 00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,900 You haven't made any money. 503 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:51,278 Butters, the truth is, we tried. 504 00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:52,905 The fact of the matter is, the US government 505 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,782 failed this generation by shutting down 506 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:55,991 businesses in the pandemic. 507 00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:57,326 And now they don't know how to go back. 508 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,661 I'm sorry, but we lost all your money. 509 00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:02,164 But there is a good side to this because as you can see, 510 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,832 I now have a house that has slides, 511 00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:05,125 and games, and a mermaid grotto. 512 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,878 And you can come and hang out all you want. 513 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:12,674 Gosh dang it! 514 00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:17,679 [dinging] 515 00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:19,014 Attention, everyone. 516 00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:20,891 DikinBaus is now open for business. 517 00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:23,811 [bubbling] 518 00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:30,859 [metal banging] 519 00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:35,364 [frying] 520 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:36,615 Welcome to DikinBaus. 521 00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:40,536 How can I help you? 522 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:44,665 [squirting] 523 00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:45,707 There you are, ma'am. 524 00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:47,042 Thank you. 525 00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:49,253 Oh, look at the little smile on the plate, honey. 526 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:53,715 Oh, you like that, don't you? 527 00:18:53,715 --> 00:19:00,430 [swishing] 528 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,724 You guys, it's working. 529 00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:03,725 We're doing it! 530 00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:04,726 (MUFFLED) All right! 531 00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:09,064 [crowd chattering] 532 00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:10,357 Mm. 533 00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:11,900 Hey, that's a pretty good hot dog. 534 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:14,695 I just love to have all the fun stuff for kids to do here. 535 00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:21,577 [kids laughing] 536 00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:24,997 Hey, great job, kid. 537 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,748 You really did it, Eric. 538 00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:28,083 Congratulations, Eric. 539 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,751 You're a hero. 540 00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:31,587 Oh, my god. 541 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:36,884 {\an8}This is a dream come true. 542 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,594 Well, congratulations, young man. 543 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,596 DikinBaus Hot Dogs is a big success 544 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:43,223 and here's your first return on your investment. 545 00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:45,392 I'm sure there's many more to come. 546 00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:47,102 Oh, I made my money back, huh? 547 00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:48,562 Now what I'm thinking, Butters, 548 00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:50,439 is that we should grow your business by applying 549 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:53,192 for a corporate loan, which could pay you dividends 550 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,235 as you expand the company into new areas. 551 00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:56,653 Yeah, I wasn't thinking that. 552 00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:58,989 See, all I ever wanted was just to do my job, 553 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:02,659 learn how to work, and help Mr. Sullivan sell ice cream. 554 00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:04,703 So I'm thinking I'm actually going to conduct a market 555 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,330 analysis to look for potential buyers 556 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:09,124 and roll over the company as an exit strategy. 557 00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:10,626 Well, you could do that but I think 558 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,461 you'd have trouble getting investors 559 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:15,797 who will commit major capital for just partial ownership. 560 00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:17,132 Yeah. 561 00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:18,759 So that's why I want to approach overseas investors 562 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,886 who will buy the IP, the restaurant operations, 563 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,179 and the real estate outright. 564 00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:23,805 But you couldn't do that because there's 565 00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:26,141 already tenants in the building who have to be relocated. 566 00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:27,768 Yeah, I thought of that too. 567 00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,979 Come on in. 568 00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:32,648 Hello. 569 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:36,026 Wait, so you two have already discussed some kind of deal? 570 00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,402 Oh, yes. 571 00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:39,321 Butters and I have been talking and we 572 00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:40,989 think that my little Eric deserves 573 00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:47,162 to get exactly what he's been wanting for a long time. 574 00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:48,121 No! 575 00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:49,164 No, what are you doing? 576 00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:50,082 DikinBaus is mine! 577 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:56,171 You can't sell DikinBaus! 578 00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:57,172 No! Take me back. 579 00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:58,173 No! 580 00:20:58,173 --> 00:20:59,549 Please! 581 00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:01,009 This picture go over here, Ms. Cartman? 582 00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:01,969 Oh, yes. 583 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:02,970 That's perfect. 584 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:05,013 Thank you. 585 00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:06,848 Wha-- what is this? 586 00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,643 The new owners paid for us to have our old house back. 587 00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:12,854 I don't want my old house, I want DikinBaus! 588 00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:14,022 Come on. 589 00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:17,150 No! 590 00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:18,694 There you go, Eric. 591 00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:21,363 It's your old room just like you always wanted. 592 00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,365 But I hate this stupid house! 593 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:25,033 I don't want to be here. 594 00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:28,161 I want to be in DikinBaus! 595 00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:29,746 DikinBaus is awesome. 596 00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:30,872 This place sucks. 597 00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:32,082 Please! 598 00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:34,876 [crying] I want-- 599 00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:37,421 DikinBaus! 600 00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:40,048 I want my DikinBaus! 601 00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:43,218 DikinBaus! 602 00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:46,638 [theme music]