1 00:00:08,758 --> 00:00:11,928 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪ 2 00:00:11,928 --> 00:00:13,847 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 3 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,598 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 4 00:00:15,598 --> 00:00:18,685 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 5 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,186 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 6 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:22,105 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪ 7 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:25,233 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 8 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:28,653 ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ 9 00:00:28,653 --> 00:00:32,615 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪ 10 00:00:40,623 --> 00:00:43,543 You guys! You guys, oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! 11 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:45,462 - What is it? - What happened, Bebe? 12 00:00:45,462 --> 00:00:47,714 Clyde just sent me another text. 13 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:49,007 Oh! Oh! Oh! O! 14 00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:50,717 Oh, what's this one say? 15 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:52,886 I texted him if he thought about me all the time, 16 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,429 and he texted back, 17 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:56,055 "It certainly seems like all the time. 18 00:00:56,055 --> 00:00:58,475 It's hard to get someone like you out of my mind. 19 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:00,143 Aw! Aw! Aw! A! 20 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:02,645 Doesn't he just send the best texts ever? 21 00:01:02,645 --> 00:01:04,189 - Yeah, he does! - Sure does. 22 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:06,232 Yesterday, I texted him, "How do you know 23 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:08,151 you're in love with me?" And he said, 24 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:10,236 "I know I'm in love with you because spending time with you 25 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:11,654 makes me feel like I'm home 26 00:01:11,654 --> 00:01:13,656 and I can't imagine life without you." 27 00:01:13,656 --> 00:01:15,325 - Aw! - That's so sweet! 28 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:16,659 Clyde wrote that? 29 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:20,246 Do you really care about me that much? 30 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:22,665 Does Stan ever talk to you like that, Wendy? 31 00:01:22,665 --> 00:01:24,459 No. Every time I send 32 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:27,420 Stan a text, he just responds with a thumbs up emoji. 33 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:29,881 Yeah, well, Clyde is just really into me. 34 00:01:29,881 --> 00:01:31,257 Oh, he's texting back! 35 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:33,551 {\an8}"Yes, I do care about you that much. 36 00:01:33,551 --> 00:01:35,720 {\an8}You mean a lot to me and I care deeply about you." 37 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:37,555 Aw! Aw! Aw! Aw! 38 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:41,643 He's a Goddamn dream boat! 39 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:58,785 Hey, Stan, is there a time we could talk today? 40 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:01,704 I'm feeling a little insecure about some things. 41 00:02:18,346 --> 00:02:20,139 Hey, Clyde, can I talk to you? 42 00:02:20,139 --> 00:02:22,392 Sure, bro. Well, um, 43 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:24,060 Wendy just came up to me and was acting all hurt 44 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:26,229 'cause she thinks I don't care about her. 45 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:28,022 Uh-huh. 46 00:02:28,022 --> 00:02:30,316 And she said that she wishes I would reply to her texts 47 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:32,151 the way that Clyde responds to Bebe's. 48 00:02:32,151 --> 00:02:34,612 So, like... how do you do it? 49 00:02:34,612 --> 00:02:37,073 ChatGPT, dude. 50 00:02:37,073 --> 00:02:39,826 ChatGPT? Yeah, dude, 51 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,828 there's a bunch of apps and programs you can subscribe 52 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:44,497 to that use OpenAI to do all your writing for you. 53 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:46,916 People use em to write poems, write job applications, 54 00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:48,126 but what they're really good for 55 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:49,419 is dealing with chicks. 56 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:50,920 Here. Check it out. 57 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:53,089 There's tons of ChatGPT apps for you phone. 58 00:02:53,089 --> 00:02:54,924 So, then I can take whatever latest dumb thing 59 00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:56,593 Bebe texted me, I copy it, 60 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:58,553 then I open the GPT app, 61 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:01,389 Click "respond to," paste her text here, hit "write." 62 00:03:01,389 --> 00:03:03,182 It just thinks for a second. 63 00:03:03,182 --> 00:03:04,517 "You would look great with any length of hair! 64 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:06,102 Trying a new look could be fun." 65 00:03:06,102 --> 00:03:08,938 Copy that into messages and send it off. 66 00:03:08,938 --> 00:03:11,107 It's super easy and convenient and it saves me a ton of time 67 00:03:11,107 --> 00:03:12,775 because she texts me so Goddamn much. 68 00:03:15,069 --> 00:03:17,322 "I probably won't do it, but thanks for being supportive." 69 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:19,449 Cut. Paste. Write. Cut. Messages. Paste. 70 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:20,783 Send. There. 71 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:26,831 All done with her stupid shit. 72 00:03:26,831 --> 00:03:28,207 This is a real app? 73 00:03:28,207 --> 00:03:30,543 It'll completely change your life, bro. 74 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:32,754 Just, uh-- Just don't tell anybody, huh? 75 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:35,006 If Bebe found out, I'd be a dead man. 76 00:03:51,689 --> 00:03:56,402 ♪ Wet ink on the paper makes me nervous ♪ 77 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:59,906 ♪ I nearly lose my vision ♪ 78 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:05,244 ♪ And then, my breath and my pulse and mind ♪ 79 00:04:05,244 --> 00:04:07,330 ♪ Quicken ♪ 80 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:10,750 ♪ I come alive ♪ 81 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:13,002 ♪ With every stroke of every letter ♪ 82 00:04:13,002 --> 00:04:15,338 ♪ And every line you write ♪ 83 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:18,299 Keeps me awake thinking back 84 00:04:18,299 --> 00:04:23,471 ♪ Oh, my first sight of you was my first heart attack ♪ 85 00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:27,600 Every letter makes me lose my reason 86 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:31,396 Every word is like your kindest touch 87 00:04:33,272 --> 00:04:35,358 How much I need you 88 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:40,196 ♪ Would you give me yourself or turn and run? ♪ 89 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:44,575 ♪ You light up desire just by describing it ♪ 90 00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:48,621 ♪ I read to myself until I go blind ♪ 91 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:52,583 ♪ Your words fall around me all through the night ♪ 92 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:54,669 ♪ I can't resist and I don't want to fight ♪ 93 00:04:56,045 --> 00:04:57,714 ♪ Will you be held ♪ 94 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:59,507 ♪ Will you be touched ♪ 95 00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:01,384 ♪ By my hand through this paper? ♪ 96 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:03,553 ♪ This is all too much ♪ 97 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:05,722 ♪ Will we be ravaged ♪ 98 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:07,557 ♪ Will we be true ♪ 99 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:11,686 ♪ To somebody perfect, somebody like you ♪ 100 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:13,730 ♪ I'm tired of yearning ♪ 101 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:15,773 ♪ I'm tired of learning ♪ 102 00:05:15,773 --> 00:05:17,650 ♪ I need to drink you ♪ 103 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:19,527 ♪ My heart has been burning ♪ 104 00:05:23,614 --> 00:05:25,950 Hey, Stan, I didn't get it yet. 105 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:27,285 Didn't get what? 106 00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:28,870 You asked me if I wanted 107 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:31,122 a bedtime story about frogs or a song about swans. 108 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:32,749 I said a bedtime story! 109 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:33,958 Oh, yeah, I-I wrote it. 110 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:35,418 I'll send it to you right now. 111 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:36,836 Okay, bye! 112 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:58,107 Okay, children let's take our seats. 113 00:05:58,107 --> 00:05:59,859 I've graded your midterm essays, 114 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:02,862 and I have to say, for the most part, they were terrible. 115 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:06,282 However, there were some essays that I'm very happy with. 116 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:08,117 There was a really great essay from Clyde 117 00:06:08,117 --> 00:06:10,119 on the "1840s Labor Unions 118 00:06:10,119 --> 00:06:12,455 and Their Effect on the Industrial Revolution." 119 00:06:12,455 --> 00:06:14,290 Let's hear it for Clyde, kids! 120 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:15,375 Great work, Clyde. 121 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:18,294 Thank you. Thank you. 122 00:06:18,294 --> 00:06:20,671 Uh-huh. 123 00:06:20,671 --> 00:06:23,299 Someone who never writes good essays, Butters, 124 00:06:23,299 --> 00:06:26,511 wrote an amazing piece on "Post-Cold War Poland 125 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:29,013 and the Changing Provision of Security." 126 00:06:29,013 --> 00:06:30,723 Check plus, Butters! 127 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:32,642 Oh, uh... thanks. 128 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:35,520 We also have another student 129 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,647 who wrote a shockingly good paper. 130 00:06:37,647 --> 00:06:40,650 This one's called "A Feminist Neoliberal Perspective 131 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:44,362 of Post-War Afghanistan" by Eric Cartman! 132 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:46,489 Ah, yes, thank you, thank you. 133 00:06:48,866 --> 00:06:52,703 And this week, we have a new student to the check plus club. 134 00:06:52,703 --> 00:06:55,373 For an amazing essay called "Writing a Policy 135 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:58,209 About Improving the Rights of Migrant Workers." 136 00:06:58,209 --> 00:06:59,877 Let's hear it for Stan! 137 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:10,596 All right, what the hell is going on?! 138 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:12,348 You tell me what's going on! 139 00:07:12,348 --> 00:07:16,310 Clearly, somebody told Stan about ChatGPT! 140 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:18,229 You guys are using it to write essays, too! 141 00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:19,730 Yes, we are all using it, 142 00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:21,774 and we had a pact that we wouldn't tell anyone else 143 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:23,025 because then everyone will start using it 144 00:07:23,025 --> 00:07:24,569 and Mr. Garrison will figure it out! 145 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:26,320 So who fucking blabbed to Stan? 146 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:28,656 I just told Stan about it as a tool to text his girlfriend. 147 00:07:28,656 --> 00:07:30,324 God damn it, Clyde! 148 00:07:30,324 --> 00:07:33,661 You don't use an amazing AI cheating tool to talk to girls! 149 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:35,538 You're gonna ruin everything! 150 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:37,582 This can't be open source, you guys! 151 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:39,417 If everyone starts using ChatGPT, 152 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:41,252 then we lose our unfair advantage. 153 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:09,697 Oh, God-fucking-damn it. 154 00:08:25,504 --> 00:08:27,548 If they find out that we don't have to work anymore, 155 00:08:27,548 --> 00:08:30,259 then they aren't gonna want to work and then we're all screwed! 156 00:08:30,259 --> 00:08:32,094 Who's the one who first found ChatGPT 157 00:08:32,094 --> 00:08:33,471 and thought to use it for essays? 158 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:34,805 Butters. Right. 159 00:08:34,805 --> 00:08:36,265 But then Butters told me about it, 160 00:08:36,265 --> 00:08:38,017 and I told him not to tell anyone else! 161 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:40,269 Right, but then you went and blabbed about it to Clyde. 162 00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:42,063 That's right. I was a little excited. 163 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:44,232 You guys, I'm not going to tell anyone else! 164 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:46,609 You really think I want Wendy finding out about this thing? 165 00:08:46,609 --> 00:08:48,986 Fine. So we're all in it together. 166 00:08:48,986 --> 00:08:51,697 But you guys need to be careful what you use it for. 167 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:53,491 Because once you bring girls into things, 168 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:54,784 they're gonna ruin it. 169 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:56,494 Just like slavery. 170 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:03,834 Ugh. 171 00:09:03,834 --> 00:09:06,254 Ugh, God, I can't take it, Rick! 172 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:08,005 What's the matter? 173 00:09:08,005 --> 00:09:10,800 Oh, it's just grading these stupid papers all the time! 174 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,302 I have to read em' all and comment on each one of them. 175 00:09:13,302 --> 00:09:15,888 Jesus Christ. Something's changed, 176 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:18,641 and now a few of the kids are writing these really long, 177 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:21,477 detailed essays. I don't know what's going on. 178 00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:23,562 I guess I've taught them really well, 179 00:09:23,562 --> 00:09:25,398 maybe a bit too well. 180 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,857 Uh, yeah... 181 00:09:26,857 --> 00:09:29,694 Have you ever heard of ChatGPT? 182 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:32,697 ChatGPWhoza what? The fuck is that? 183 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:34,907 There's a few apps now, really. But see? 184 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:36,784 It has AI and takes any subject matter 185 00:09:36,784 --> 00:09:38,160 and can instantly give you 186 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:41,163 whatever kind of content you want. 187 00:09:41,163 --> 00:09:42,707 Wait a minute... 188 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:45,293 There's an app that anyone can use 189 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:47,920 that does all the thinking and writing for you? 190 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,380 Yeah. 191 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:51,382 Well, this is gonna be amazing! 192 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:53,009 I can use it to grade all my papers, 193 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:55,177 and no one will ever know! 194 00:09:55,177 --> 00:09:56,679 Uh, yeah, sure. 195 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,597 I'll just type the title of the essay in, 196 00:09:58,597 --> 00:09:59,890 and it'll generate a comment, 197 00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:01,934 and I don't even have to read the stupid things! 198 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:03,686 Yeah, and then you'll have more free time. 199 00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:06,731 Oh, this is great. Thanks so much! 200 00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:09,567 Just got to make sure nobody finds out I'm being sneaky 201 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:11,027 Oh, and-- and, hey, Rick? 202 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,486 Yeah? 203 00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:15,031 Thanks for all the replies to my texts today. 204 00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:16,574 They were really supportive. 205 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:20,036 Oh. Yeah. Sure thing. 206 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,090 This place is good, right? 207 00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:34,258 Yeah, it's really good. 208 00:10:34,258 --> 00:10:35,885 Well, I know it's not much, 209 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:37,678 but I just wanted to take you out somewhere 210 00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:40,473 to say thanks, Stan. 211 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,016 For stepping up and working on communication 212 00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:43,434 when I asked you to. 213 00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:45,936 Oh, that's cool. 214 00:10:45,936 --> 00:10:48,147 The things we've talked about, Stan, 215 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:50,107 it's really helping me. 216 00:10:50,107 --> 00:10:53,903 I don't feel so alone and misunderstood. 217 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,489 I've been so scared for so long to tell anyone 218 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:59,992 what happened to me when I was six. 219 00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:01,702 Yeah. 220 00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:04,622 everything you had to say about it was just right. 221 00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:07,833 It really changed the way I think about the whole thing. 222 00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:10,669 Yeah. 223 00:11:10,669 --> 00:11:14,215 And when you said the same thing happened to you, I-- 224 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:15,591 I couldn't believe it. 225 00:11:15,591 --> 00:11:18,594 Were you at home when it happened? 226 00:11:18,594 --> 00:11:20,471 Yep. 227 00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:22,390 We can't dwell on those things. 228 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:24,141 You're right about a lot of stuff. 229 00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:27,103 There was just that one thing I don't understand. 230 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,438 About the boating accident in Switzerland? 231 00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:31,899 The boating accident in Switzerland... 232 00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:34,443 was tough. 233 00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:35,945 I thought you said it was great. 234 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:39,407 It was great. And very tough. 235 00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:43,369 But how did it cause the thing with your cousin? 236 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,787 Oh, shit. What time is it? 237 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,330 It's a little after 4:00. 238 00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:47,623 Oh, shit. My mom told me to be home 239 00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:48,958 right at a little after 4:00. 240 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,626 Sorry, Wendy. I-I gotta get going. 241 00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:53,504 No, no, no, that's totally okay. I gotta get going, too. 242 00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:54,588 Okay, cool. 243 00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:58,134 Thank you so much, Stan. 244 00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:03,347 Thank you for being the only real thing in my life. 245 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,814 Shit. 246 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,734 "Oh, Bebe, your name is like a song. 247 00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:18,696 A melody stuck in my head so long. 248 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:21,615 I can't help but smile when I hear it said-- 249 00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:24,285 Bebe, the name always in my head." 250 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,579 Oh, God, so obvious. 251 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,331 "I dream of spending my days with you, Bebe. 252 00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:32,460 In South Park or anywhere that maybay. 253 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,003 Talking, laughing, just being together." 254 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,504 Beruhre meinen korper ♪ 255 00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:36,964 "In a dream I hope will last forever." 256 00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:39,592 Excuse me, Mr. Garrison? 257 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,051 Beruhre meinen korper ♪ 258 00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:42,344 Mr. Garrison?! 259 00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:43,929 Oh, yeah. What? 260 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,599 I'm sorry, but I need to address your class really quick. 261 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,602 Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. Go ahead. 262 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:53,314 M'kay, kids, I need to discuss a very serious matter. 263 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:56,650 There is a rumor going around that someone at this school 264 00:12:56,650 --> 00:13:01,322 is using open AI technology to do their work. 265 00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:10,831 Well, that's crazy! Who would do that? 266 00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:13,459 Now, I know that everyone at this school is honest, 267 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,419 hard-working, m'kay, wouldn't-- 268 00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:18,088 wouldn't even want to use this "ChatGBD." 269 00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:20,466 ChatGPT! 270 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,384 Oh, m'kay, but the school board 271 00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:24,553 has decided to call in a company 272 00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:26,680 that can detect AI in schoolwork 273 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:29,517 and make sure nobody here is cheating. 274 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,393 They-- They are gonna what? 275 00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:34,271 So we're just gonna collect all the school work that we can-- 276 00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:35,397 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 277 00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:36,649 And we are gonna have them analyzed 278 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,567 for any AI contributions, m'kay? 279 00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:40,528 Well, those are-- those aren't, uh, quite ready. 280 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:41,862 Don't worry. We'll get these all back to you 281 00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,405 after the testers look through them. 282 00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:45,115 M'kay, kids, sorry for the intrusion. 283 00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:46,867 Get back to your day. M'kay. 284 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,329 God fucking dammit! 285 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:51,705 I told you guys this was gonna happen! 286 00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:52,915 What are we gonna do?! 287 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,416 There's nothing we can do. It's over! 288 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:55,876 We've lost our unfair advantage. 289 00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,419 That's not what's important. 290 00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:59,088 If they find out I've been using open AI for class, 291 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,756 Wendy's gonna know I've been using it with her, 292 00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:02,258 and it's gonna crush her! 293 00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,385 Dude, same. Bebe's gonna fucking kill me. 294 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:05,886 And who's fault is that, you guys? 295 00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:07,721 I told you that once you bring women into things, 296 00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:10,099 they ruin it just like they did slavery. 297 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,475 Okay, Eric, could you explain 298 00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:13,060 exactly how women ruined slavery? 299 00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:15,521 No, I can't, because I can't use fuckin' ChatGPT anymore 300 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:16,772 'cause we got fuckin' busted! 301 00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:18,274 Look, maybe-- 302 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,526 maybe this AI-detection technology won't work. 303 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,319 It doesn't matter if it doesn't work. 304 00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:23,946 Cat is out of the bag now! 305 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,322 This was supposed to be our thing 306 00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:27,700 for us to get ahead, but now-- 307 00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:32,162 God dammit, get the fuck out of here! 308 00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:37,626 M'kay, I'm just a little confused. 309 00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:40,796 You think we shouldn't have the kids' schoolwork analyzed 310 00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:42,840 for using AI writing apps? 311 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,550 Look, it's just-- 312 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,260 it's really unfair to the kids. 313 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,679 I mean, what are we saying? That we don't trust them? 314 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,472 I mean, geez! 315 00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:53,809 But don't you think if kids aren't writing their own papers, 316 00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:54,977 we should know? 317 00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,770 Oh, what are people afraid of? 318 00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:59,148 That AI is gonna replace real writers? 319 00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,566 That Hollywood is gonna become 320 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,568 just a bland recycling of old ideas? 321 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:05,154 It already is! AI might help it! 322 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,364 Well, I don't know what you want me to do. 323 00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:10,618 Mr. Mackey, the technician 324 00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,161 from the school advisory board 325 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,288 just pulled into the parking lot. 326 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:31,347 Someone here using AI technology to do their classwork?! 327 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,309 If there is ChatGPT being used here, 328 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,186 I will find it. 329 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,687 Shadowbane! Fly! 330 00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:50,908 Uh, hello. 331 00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,826 I'm the counselor here at South Park Elementary. 332 00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:55,996 This is one of our teachers, Mr. Garrison. 333 00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,956 I... 334 00:15:57,956 --> 00:16:00,042 have been hired by the Park Country School Board 335 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,960 to determine if any students 336 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:06,382 are using generative AI technology to do their work. 337 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,759 Uh, yes, we're excited to work with you. 338 00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,511 We have a lot of great students here. 339 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,891 It only takes one student. 340 00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:19,144 And then it spreads like a cancer. 341 00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,481 Come, Shadowbane! 342 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:25,734 Let us find this ChatGPT-using cheater! 343 00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:38,455 I'm gonna get fired. That's it. 344 00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:42,167 Mr. Garrison, can I talk to you? 345 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,669 Oh, is it important, Stan? 346 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,171 'Cause I'm kinda dealing with some stuff right now. 347 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,132 Yes, it is important. 348 00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:51,385 You know, when you've done something wrong, 349 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:52,553 sometimes the best thing to do 350 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,763 is just come out and admit it. 351 00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:57,099 Okay. 352 00:16:57,099 --> 00:17:00,686 Okay, you're right. How did you find out? 353 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,688 Clyde told me about it. 354 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,607 I came to you because if they find something out about me, 355 00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:06,984 and you punish me, 356 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,069 it's gonna really hurt Wendy. 357 00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:11,447 I don't wanna punish anyone, Stan. 358 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:14,032 I completely understand. 359 00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:16,452 Sure, I think most the world does. 360 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,954 I mean, why does it matter who uses AI apps? 361 00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:21,749 It's just like having a good writer's assistant. 362 00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,459 Yeah, like a good writer's assistant. 363 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,627 Yeah! I mean, you're still the one 364 00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:28,047 taking the time to, like, push the buttons and stuff. 365 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,548 Yeah! So you really don't think 366 00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,049 Wendy would be upset that I used ChatGPT 367 00:17:31,049 --> 00:17:33,010 to respond to her texts? 368 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,803 Hold on. People can use it 369 00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:36,472 to respond to other people's texts?! 370 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:47,232 Rick! That lying piece of shit! 371 00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:48,609 But we were just saying it was understandable-- 372 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,527 No! This is totally different! 373 00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:53,655 Whoever uses it for messages is a fuckin' monster! 374 00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,494 M'kay, everyone, please just stay calm. 375 00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,953 They got him! 376 00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:01,580 They found the kid that's been using AI apps. 377 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,168 Get back! Get back, all of you. 378 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:09,004 I have the student isolated inside. 379 00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,590 W-What exactly have you found? 380 00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,550 We went through thousands of papers. 381 00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:16,178 But then Shadowbane detected Chatbot writing 382 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,096 in this student's phone. 383 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:22,559 There, you see? She's going crazy. 384 00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:23,852 Oh, no. 385 00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,650 What is going on? 386 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,276 Oh, God. No, no, no, no. 387 00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:33,695 The GPT stuff on her phone didn't come from her. 388 00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:36,115 Keep all the children back, Mackey. 389 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,407 We can't let it spread! 390 00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:40,577 I will go inside and get her confession. 391 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,306 You have been cheating on your schoolwork. 392 00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,058 No, I haven't. Say it! 393 00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:05,394 You have used ChatGPT to write your essays for you. 394 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,938 Now humble yourself before the school! 395 00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:09,731 I write my own essays. 396 00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:11,400 I don't know what to do. 397 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,027 I'm not creative enough to think of a way out of this. 398 00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:16,029 Wait. That's it. 399 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,099 Female AI voice: Once upon a time, 400 00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:47,269 there was a boy named Stan who lived in South Park. 401 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,688 Stan loved his girlfriend very much, 402 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:52,482 but lately he hadn't been truthful with her. 403 00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,484 One day, when Stan got to school, 404 00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:56,695 he was approached by his best friend. 405 00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,864 Dude, did you hear what happened to your girlfriend? 406 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,198 No, what about her? 407 00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:02,034 Dude, she got caught cheating on her essay. 408 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:05,579 Just then, Stan noticed a commotion down the hallway. 409 00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:08,248 This student is going to jail for cheating. 410 00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,792 Drugs are bad, m'kay? 411 00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:13,253 Hold it right there! 412 00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:16,214 Look, everyone, we can't blame people who are using ChatGPT. 413 00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:17,674 It's not their fault. 414 00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:19,176 Well, whose fault is it? 415 00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,636 I'll tell you who. 416 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,888 It's the giant tech companies who took open AI, 417 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,932 packaged it, monetized it, and pushed it out to all of us 418 00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:26,934 as fast as they could in order to get ahead. 419 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,144 Open AI is so powerful that it has to be something 420 00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:31,396 that everyone can use, control, and contribute to. 421 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,315 Or else AI will be controlled by corporations 422 00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,484 who just want an unfair advantage like Cartman does. 423 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,778 Hey! Screw you, you dumb Jew! 424 00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:39,363 We don't want big corporations 425 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,281 deciding what's ethical and acceptable for AI. 426 00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:42,699 We were all taken advantage of, 427 00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:44,326 and that's why my girlfriend would totally understand 428 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,328 that I used ChatGPT to respond to her texts. 429 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:47,996 That's right! 430 00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:50,999 Well, I guess we can let you go now, ma'am. 431 00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:53,335 I will find these tech companies who are trying to use open AI 432 00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,587 for their own gains, and I will stop them! 433 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:59,049 M'kay, kids, I think we can all go home, m'kay? 434 00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:00,550 Female AI voice: Everyone was happy, 435 00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:03,845 and Stan's girlfriend completely forgave him. 436 00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:05,263 Thanks for saving me, Stan. 437 00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:07,474 You're welcome, sweetheart. 438 00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:09,059 Class dismissed! 439 00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:11,144 Yay! 440 00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:20,070 Boy, I'm sure glad that's over with. 441 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,530 Yeah, but... 442 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,782 I'm still really not sure what just happened. 443 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,492 Well, now at least we know that sometimes 444 00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:26,785 a good ol' thumbs up from a human 445 00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:28,662 is better than a machine-generated lie. 446 00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:30,998 Yeah. Yeah, you're right, Stan. 447 00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,791 I love you. 448 00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:35,752 Dude, how did you pull all that off? 449 00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:37,838 ChatGPT, dude.