1 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:11,928 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪ 2 00:00:11,928 --> 00:00:13,847 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 3 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,598 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 4 00:00:15,598 --> 00:00:18,685 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 5 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,186 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 6 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:22,105 ♪ People spouting, "howdy, neighbor!" ♪ 7 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:25,233 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 8 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:28,653 ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ 9 00:00:28,653 --> 00:00:32,615 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪ 10 00:00:35,034 --> 00:00:40,123 {\an8}♪ 11 00:00:40,123 --> 00:00:43,293 Announcer: Today is a tragic day for Canada. 12 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:45,128 Thousands of Canadians have gathered to mourn 13 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:48,798 the passing of their beloved mother. 14 00:00:48,798 --> 00:00:52,010 The Queen is dead. 15 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:54,971 The Queen is dead ♪ 16 00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:56,598 Every Canadian everywhere 17 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:58,183 is feeling absolute emptiness right now. 18 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:02,187 Oh, God, she's dead ♪ [ Crying ] 19 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:03,980 And now the casket is brought down the aisle 20 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:05,940 with the Queen inside. ♪ Oh, God, no, not her ♪ 21 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:08,109 The Queen's body being carried by the royal guard. 22 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:10,445 What a horrible day for Canada and therefore the world. 23 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:14,324 Not the Queen ♪ Ike-- Ike, come on, dude, you can't keep doing this. 24 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:17,660 She is dead ♪ She's dead. She's dead, Kyle. 25 00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:20,163 Ike, the Queen died like four months ago. 26 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:24,918 You gotta let it go. And gone forever ♪ 27 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,920 Announcer: And here comes Canada's most beloved musician, 28 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,546 Sir Smelly John. 29 00:01:28,546 --> 00:01:30,089 Yes, Smelly John is sitting down at the piano 30 00:01:30,089 --> 00:01:32,133 with a tribute for the Queen, I believe. 31 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:34,177 ♪ Goodbye, queefy Queen ♪ 32 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:37,180 ♪ Seems as though you've queefed your last queef ♪ 33 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:38,890 [ All crying ] 34 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:40,809 [ Crying ] Okay, it's 7:00. 35 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:42,936 it's my turn to use the computer. No! 36 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,021 Ike, me and my friends are playing "Darktide" right now. 37 00:01:45,021 --> 00:01:48,191 Get off! Fuck you, Kyle! [ Crying ] 38 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:50,193 Announcer: Oh, and now people are starting to stare angrily. 39 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:51,945 Y-Yes, it looks like the Prince and his new wife 40 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,279 have just shown up. 41 00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:54,405 The Prince and his wife have, of course, 42 00:01:54,405 --> 00:01:56,074 been bashing the Canadian monarchy. 43 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:59,035 A lot of Canadians hate them now. 44 00:01:59,035 --> 00:02:00,370 Oh, and I belive the Earl of Halifax 45 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:02,080 has just farted on the Prince's wife's face! 46 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,957 The Prince seems to have taken offense to this. 47 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,458 Oh, this is bad now. 48 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:07,210 Ike, I'm playing "Darktide" with my friends. 49 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:10,380 No, get off me! Ike, God damn it, get off! 50 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:12,882 [ Indistinct conversations ] 51 00:02:14,884 --> 00:02:16,135 Hey, guys. 52 00:02:16,135 --> 00:02:17,846 Kyle, dude, where were you last night? 53 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:19,639 Yeah, we were all waiting. Look, I know you think 54 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,140 I haven't been showing up for things, but-- 55 00:02:21,140 --> 00:02:22,892 but I got screwed by my little brother. 56 00:02:22,892 --> 00:02:24,435 He just keeps crying about the Queen. 57 00:02:24,435 --> 00:02:26,062 And then there's this Prince and his wife 58 00:02:26,062 --> 00:02:27,647 and they're bashing the Canadian monarchy. 59 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:28,940 I guess it's like people don't even know 60 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:30,817 why they showed up to the funeral 61 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,986 But, anyway, I'm really sorry I ruined game time for everyone. 62 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,779 You didn't ruin it for anyone. We played without you. 63 00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:38,074 What? Y-You guys, we-- we said we'd all level up together. 64 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:39,909 Well, yeah, we're all like level 12 now. 65 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:41,161 We got some sweet drip, dude. 66 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,495 Mrph rmhmhm rm! 67 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:45,039 But this isn't fair, it wasn't my fault. 68 00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:47,000 Hey, guys. Did you get to upgrade your rifle, Stan? 69 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,501 Yeah, it's got a lot better range now. 70 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:49,752 What about you? [ School bell rings ] 71 00:02:49,752 --> 00:02:51,296 I kept the same gun, but I got some sweet drip. 72 00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:54,048 Nice, sweet drip, dude. Mrph rmhmhm rm! 73 00:02:58,136 --> 00:02:59,929 It stinks, doesn't it? 74 00:02:59,929 --> 00:03:01,514 What stinks? 75 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:03,349 When people make certain judgements about you. 76 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:05,226 I've been watching you, Kyle, 77 00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:08,062 and I can see you're having some problems with your brand. 78 00:03:08,062 --> 00:03:09,772 My brand? 79 00:03:09,772 --> 00:03:13,484 [ Children laughing ] You see, everyone has an image, Kyle. 80 00:03:13,484 --> 00:03:15,361 Some kids call it your credibility 81 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:16,905 or your reputation, 82 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:18,239 but those things are just little parts 83 00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:19,866 of something much more important-- 84 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,200 your brand. 85 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,077 Think about it, Kyle. 86 00:03:23,077 --> 00:03:25,955 Who are you? 87 00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:28,458 I'm just-- I-I'm just me. 88 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:30,501 See? You don't know what your brand is. 89 00:03:30,501 --> 00:03:32,462 So how is anyone else supposed to know? 90 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:34,130 It's like a commercial for Kyle, 91 00:03:34,130 --> 00:03:36,799 but you're not putting a label on the jar. 92 00:03:36,799 --> 00:03:38,927 Butters, this seems very out of character for you. 93 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:41,304 That's because I've been workin' on my brand. 94 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:43,348 My parents saw that my brand wasn't working with people 95 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:46,267 so they sent me to brand management. 96 00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:48,394 Brand management? 97 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:06,955 Hi, Mr. Davis. 98 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:09,415 Well, Butters Stotch. How you doing there, Butters? 99 00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:11,000 How's the brand going? Great. 100 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,794 I made two new friends, and a girl asked me 101 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:14,003 to help her with her homework. 102 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:16,089 Well, there ya go there, Butters. 103 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,341 My friend Kyle here was thinking of reworking his brand a bit, 104 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:20,009 and I told him maybe you could help. 105 00:04:20,009 --> 00:04:21,636 Oh, well, sure there, Kyle, 106 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,846 let's just get you to fill out a CumHammer survey, 107 00:04:23,846 --> 00:04:25,264 and then we'll go in the back 108 00:04:25,264 --> 00:04:27,684 and come up with some options for ya. 109 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:30,520 [ Applause ] Announcer: Live from the television studios in Toronto, 110 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,271 it's "Good Morning, Canada." 111 00:04:32,271 --> 00:04:34,232 [ Farts ] 112 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:35,817 It has been several months now 113 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:37,735 since our beloved Queen has died. 114 00:04:37,735 --> 00:04:39,737 All Canadians are finding it hard to go on. 115 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:42,281 All Canadians, that is, except for our first guests, 116 00:04:42,281 --> 00:04:43,700 The Prince and his wife. 117 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,493 [ Audience booing ] 118 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:48,871 We want privacy! We want privacy! 119 00:04:50,164 --> 00:04:51,791 Thanks for having us on the show. 120 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:54,836 It's so awesome to be here. It's great. 121 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:56,421 So let me start with you, sir. 122 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:57,672 You lived a life with the royal family, 123 00:04:57,672 --> 00:04:59,048 you had everything handed to you 124 00:04:59,048 --> 00:05:00,842 but you say your life has been hard, 125 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:03,553 and you've written all aboot it in your new book, "Waaagh." 126 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:05,263 Yes that's right, fwiend. 127 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:06,723 You see, my wife and I are-- 128 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:07,849 I was totally like, "You should write a book 129 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:09,058 'cause you're family's, like, stupid, 130 00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:11,394 and then so are, like, journalists." 131 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:12,770 So you hate journalists? 132 00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:14,397 That's right. And now you wrote a book 133 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:16,149 that reports on the lives of the royal family. 134 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,316 Right. 135 00:05:17,316 --> 00:05:19,360 So you're a journalist. 136 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:20,403 We just want to be normal people. 137 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:22,572 All this attention is so hard. 138 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:24,615 Isn't it true, sir, that your questionable wife 139 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:26,534 has her own TV show and hangs out with celebrities 140 00:05:26,534 --> 00:05:28,036 and does fashion magazines? 141 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:29,537 What are you suggesting? 142 00:05:29,537 --> 00:05:31,372 Well, I just think some people might say 143 00:05:31,372 --> 00:05:33,041 that your Instagram-loving bitch wife 144 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:34,542 actually doesn't want her privacy. 145 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:36,377 How dare you, sir! 146 00:05:36,377 --> 00:05:39,422 My Instagram-loving bitch wife has always wanted her privacy! 147 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:41,799 And you know what else? To hell with Canada. 148 00:05:41,799 --> 00:05:43,342 We are leaving. 149 00:05:43,342 --> 00:05:44,927 We'll go find some quiet place 150 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:46,554 where we can be normal people. 151 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:49,098 Come on, wife. 152 00:05:49,098 --> 00:05:52,101 We want privacy! We want privacy! 153 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:59,942 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 154 00:05:59,942 --> 00:06:02,862 {\an8}♪ It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪ 155 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:04,072 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 156 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:06,115 Both: We want privacy! We want privacy! 157 00:06:06,115 --> 00:06:08,201 ♪ It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪ 158 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:10,203 ♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪ Both: We want privacy! We want privacy! 159 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,080 ♪ 'Cause we want some privacy ♪ 160 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:14,957 ♪ It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪ 161 00:06:14,957 --> 00:06:16,209 ♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪ 162 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:18,503 ♪ Because we need some privacy ♪ 163 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:20,713 ♪ It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪ 164 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:23,132 Both: We want privacy! We want privacy! 165 00:06:23,132 --> 00:06:27,261 ♪ The Worldwide Privacy Tour is coming soon to your town ♪ 166 00:06:27,261 --> 00:06:30,181 ♪ We're coming soon to your town, give us privacy ♪ 167 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:31,724 Both: We want privacy! We want privacy! 168 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:33,684 ♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪ 169 00:06:33,684 --> 00:06:36,479 ♪ It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪ 170 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:40,108 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on ♪ 171 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:42,652 ♪ It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪ 172 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:43,986 ♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪ 173 00:06:43,986 --> 00:06:46,197 ♪ 'Cause we want some privacy ♪ 174 00:06:46,197 --> 00:06:48,533 ♪ It's the Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪ 175 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:50,034 ♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪ 176 00:06:50,034 --> 00:06:52,203 ♪ Because we need some privacy ♪ 177 00:06:56,165 --> 00:06:59,335 Alright there, Kyle, we got your survey answers, 178 00:06:59,335 --> 00:07:03,631 and I think we've put together some great ideas for your brand. 179 00:07:03,631 --> 00:07:06,342 I understand you want people to like you more 180 00:07:06,342 --> 00:07:08,094 and think you're cool. 181 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:09,762 Is that right? Yeah. 182 00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:12,181 Alright, well, let's see how this brand works for you. 183 00:07:12,181 --> 00:07:17,103 We got... Kyle-- Rugged. Vegan. Compassionate. Victim. 184 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:21,732 I-- I don't think that's really me. 185 00:07:21,732 --> 00:07:23,317 Well, that's fine 'cause there's a lot of different 186 00:07:23,317 --> 00:07:26,195 brands people are attracted to. How about this one? 187 00:07:26,195 --> 00:07:29,866 Kyle-- Sensitive. Outdoorsy. Frugal. Victim. 188 00:07:31,492 --> 00:07:33,578 I'm not-- I'm not that outdoorsy. 189 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:35,163 Okay, well, remember there, Kyle, 190 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:37,957 it's not so much about who you are as much as it is 191 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:40,084 about what people are attracted to, okay? 192 00:07:40,084 --> 00:07:41,419 So let's see, how about this? 193 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:43,337 [ Keyboard clacking, mouse clicks ] 194 00:07:43,337 --> 00:07:44,714 Kyle-- Wealthy. Handsome. 195 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:47,758 Multi-talented Grammy Award-Winning. Victim. 196 00:07:47,758 --> 00:07:49,302 Oh, that-- that one's taken already. 197 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,928 Sorry. Hold on. 198 00:07:50,928 --> 00:07:52,221 Just a minute, Kyle. 199 00:07:52,221 --> 00:07:53,681 We're gonna find a good one here for you. 200 00:07:53,681 --> 00:07:54,891 You'll see, Kyle. 201 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:56,684 When you have your brand up and runnin,' 202 00:07:56,684 --> 00:07:58,352 no one can stop you. 203 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:05,276 Look at this town. There's just something about it. 204 00:08:06,444 --> 00:08:08,905 Oh, darling. I think this might be the place. 205 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:11,657 You really think so? 206 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:13,409 It's so quiet and empty here. 207 00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:15,870 If we moved here, then people would think 208 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:18,414 we're really serious about wanting to be normal. 209 00:08:18,414 --> 00:08:21,250 It does seem perfect, doesn't it? 210 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:23,294 We can have a fresh start here. 211 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:25,338 Lead a normal life and have babies. 212 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:29,050 Can we? Can we really move here and finally have our privacy? 213 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:33,095 My love, I will do anything for your privacy. 214 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:38,434 [ Airplane engine whirring ] 215 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:55,451 The couch goes in the first room! 216 00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:57,620 Ay, be careful with that TV, buddy! 217 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,747 Drum set goes on the second floor. 218 00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:01,040 Wait. Put it down. 219 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,833 I want to make sure it isn't damaged. 220 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:05,419 What the hell? 221 00:09:05,419 --> 00:09:09,799 {\an8}♪ 222 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:11,759 Hey! Hey, you! 223 00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:13,970 Hey, what are you looking at?! 224 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:16,597 You ever heard of privacy?! 225 00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:17,848 What? 226 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:24,772 You guys, I am so sorry. 227 00:09:24,772 --> 00:09:26,691 I totally was going to play with you guys online 228 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,276 but the Prince of Canada and his wife 229 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:31,153 moved in across the street from me. 230 00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:33,030 They have this huge jet parked in front of my house 231 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:35,241 and then they kept trying to get me to buy their stupid book 232 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:38,077 and-- and, anyway, I'm sorry I messed up another game night. 233 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:39,870 It's okay, dude, we had a great time. 234 00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:42,331 Yeah, we are literally dripping with drip. 235 00:09:42,331 --> 00:09:44,083 Well, I just want you guys to know 236 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:48,129 that I am a reliable, fun-loving, punctual victim. 237 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:50,131 'Kay, well, we gotta get to class. 238 00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:56,137 I'm really working on myself! 239 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:58,055 You're gonna like what you see! 240 00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:07,148 CumHammer Head Guy: As a child, you see the world in a different way. 241 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,859 You see the wonder in nature, and you're starting to learn 242 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:12,361 more about yourself all the time. 243 00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:14,864 And you're learning that there's something more important 244 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:18,701 than you ever thought-- your brand. 245 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,369 It's what defines you. 246 00:10:20,369 --> 00:10:22,538 And with brand management, you can make sure 247 00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:26,625 others see you the way they want to see you. 248 00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:29,545 Welcome to your CumHammer Work tutorial. 249 00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:32,631 You are taking the first steps to making your brand 250 00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:34,091 a great one. 251 00:10:34,091 --> 00:10:36,052 By now you've received your workbook 252 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:37,720 and also your brand slide tool 253 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,847 and CumHammer social-media drive 254 00:10:39,847 --> 00:10:42,266 which will be used in this video. 255 00:10:42,266 --> 00:10:44,685 Now, if you're ready, let's start the exercises 256 00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:46,854 on page five of your workbook. 257 00:10:46,854 --> 00:10:49,440 [ Fireworks whistling ] 258 00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:54,570 Yeah! [ Laughs ] 259 00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:56,781 Respect our privacy! 260 00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:58,949 Leave us alone! [ Laughs ] 261 00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:00,534 Both: Down with the monarchy! 262 00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:02,453 We just want our privacy! 263 00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:06,791 God, fuck these people! 264 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,292 Why are we so mad today? 265 00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:10,753 Because we want our privacy! 266 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,838 [ Phone ringing ] 267 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:15,257 Park County Police Station. What's your emergency? 268 00:11:15,257 --> 00:11:17,301 Yeah, the neighbors across the street are setting off fireworks 269 00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:19,470 and it's 10:30 at night! 270 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:20,971 Oh, is it the Prince of Canada and his wife, 271 00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:22,473 who just want to be left alone? 272 00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:24,517 Yes. 273 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,395 They're being super loud, and I'm trying to work on my brand! 274 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:28,687 Oh, God damn it. 275 00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:30,398 Now the prince is playing polo on the lawn! 276 00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:36,695 We are here because privacy is a basic human right. 277 00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:39,115 How many more princes and his wives 278 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,200 have to live in this nightmare? 279 00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:46,247 Hey, can you two fucking keep it down?! 280 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:47,665 Oy! 281 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,250 You ever heard of a thing called "privacy"?! 282 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,501 Yeah, nobody gives a shit. 283 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:52,545 Will you two just shut up, and go away?! 284 00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:59,051 It seriously is driving me crazy! 285 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:01,929 The prince plays drums all day. I don't think he even has a job. 286 00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:04,140 And I don't know what the hell she does. 287 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,975 Why they even left Canada is beyond me. 288 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,768 And, like, she seems to just boss him around, 289 00:12:07,768 --> 00:12:09,145 and make him do whatever she wants. 290 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,354 I mean, why did they even leave Canada 291 00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:12,815 and move to South Park, anyway? 292 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,942 Stan, are you gonna say something? 293 00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:16,318 You say it. 294 00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:17,695 Say what? 295 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:19,155 Look, Kyle... 296 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,865 We just kinda don't care about some dumb prince 297 00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:22,366 and his stupid wife. 298 00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:24,160 I don't care about them either! 299 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:27,037 So, then why do you talk about them all the time? 300 00:12:27,037 --> 00:12:28,998 [ Stammering ] 301 00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,375 Dude, we're just kind of sick of hearing about them. 302 00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:32,835 I'm sick of hearing about them! 303 00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,628 But I can't get away from them! 304 00:12:34,628 --> 00:12:36,797 They're everywhere! In my fucking face! 305 00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:38,632 Yeah, and now you're putting 'em in our fucking face. 306 00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:40,968 Fine, I won't talk about them anymore. 307 00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,636 Thank you. 308 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:49,351 Okay, just one last thing-- did you know the prince sleeps- 309 00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:50,686 [ All groan ] 310 00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:51,937 I'm sorry. I'm sorry! 311 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:57,359 Man: The problem with you is you want results without the work. 312 00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:58,944 You can't just say you're a certain thing, 313 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:01,780 and then expect people to just like your brand. 314 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:04,783 You gotta work it, sell people on it. 315 00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:06,410 But I just don't feel like my brand 316 00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:08,370 is who I really am on the inside. 317 00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:09,997 You know, Kyle, some people think 318 00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:11,832 it's what's inside you that matters. 319 00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:14,543 But people can't see inside you. 320 00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:16,879 They can only see what kind of drink you're drinking. 321 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,380 That's what matters. 322 00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:19,798 I guess so. 323 00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:21,550 Now, I'm gonna help you with a new brand, 324 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:23,594 but you've got to work on it. 325 00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:26,222 What do you want your friends to think about you? 326 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:29,725 I want them to think I'm not gonna complain about things, 327 00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:30,893 I'm more thick-skinned. 328 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:32,937 Okay. This is good. This is good. 329 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:35,314 And I want people to think I'm stronger, mentally, 330 00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:36,524 than I probably am. 331 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,150 Okay. Okay. I think we got it. 332 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,902 People are gonna love this. 333 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,863 Kyle-- he's a thick-skinned, super cool, 334 00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:46,325 nothing bothers him victim. 335 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:47,493 I just don't know if I can-- 336 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,703 You're goin' off brand already! 337 00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:53,832 Remember, no matter what, nothing bothers you. 338 00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,500 I don't care. Don't care. 339 00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,799 What the hell? What'd he just say? 340 00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:44,967 He victimized me! 341 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,594 It's because I'm an ethnic woman! 342 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:47,970 He can't do that! I'll see-- 343 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,805 Wait, you're ethnic? This is an outrage! 344 00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:52,391 We'll just see how he deals with my blue penis! 345 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:54,560 [ Video game playing on TV ] 346 00:14:57,896 --> 00:14:59,523 [ Knocking ] 347 00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:08,741 [ Squeaking ] 348 00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:11,619 Hey! 349 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:14,455 Have some respect for this privacy! 350 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:16,874 [ Squeaking ] 351 00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:36,310 {\an8}♪ 352 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:39,021 [ Cries ] 353 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,606 Don't worry, my love, 354 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,901 he's not gonna get away with this. 355 00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:08,759 Hey, guys! How you doin?! 356 00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,302 Good. How are you? 357 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,346 I'm great. Got some good sleep last night. 358 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,682 Just letting' things roll right off my back, you know? 359 00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,934 'Cause that's the kind of guy I am. 360 00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:20,521 Cool. 361 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,314 Hey, do you guys wanna play Darktide after school? 362 00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:25,067 Or if not, whatever. I'm cool either way. 363 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:27,069 Yeah, I'm sure we can figure that out. 364 00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:29,363 Cool. Whatever. I'm care-free and unflappable. 365 00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:30,948 I'll catch you guys at lunch! 366 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,827 Wow, Kyle, you seem really different. 367 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,078 Do you like it? 368 00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:37,830 Uh, Sure. 369 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,331 Thanks, Jimmy. 370 00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:40,916 But you know, I really need to thank a good friend. 371 00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:43,585 He introduced me to a way of becoming a more stable person. 372 00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:44,837 Have you seen Butters? 373 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,797 Butters? Oh, sure. 374 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,215 He's out on the playground, 375 00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:49,675 getting the shit beat out of him by Bebe. 376 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:50,968 What? 377 00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:54,763 Bebe: Mother! Fucker! 378 00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:57,433 Don't ever say that shit again! 379 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,351 Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa. 380 00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:00,769 What the hell is going on?! 381 00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:02,980 I wasn't even doing anything, and he came up, 382 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,940 and started talking shit to me! 383 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:07,401 Yeah, everyone likes a guy that's strong and assertive, 384 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,361 so I told Bebe to go fuck herself. 385 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,113 Who do you even think you are?! 386 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,781 You want some more of this, you dumb slut? 387 00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:14,116 Butters, what are you doing? 388 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,367 This isn't you. 389 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:16,785 Hey, Kyle, will you relax. 390 00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:18,328 You're kind of fucking up my brand. 391 00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:20,122 Okay, that does it-- come on, Butters. 392 00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:22,040 You're going back to CumHammer. 393 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,126 You're lucky he saved your ass! 394 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,962 Fuck you, you fucking bitch! 395 00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:30,716 The most important thing about your brand is being flexible. 396 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,218 We want to make sure you're completely satisfied. 397 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,304 You say you're having some problems? 398 00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:36,722 That's right! 399 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,390 There's this horrible spy 400 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,808 who lives across the street from us, 401 00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:41,894 and we're gonna get him back by changing our brand! 402 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,187 All right. 403 00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,897 And I do see you're in our database, 404 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,608 but you didn't first get help at this CumHammer location? 405 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,151 No. 406 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,360 My wife went to one in California as a child. 407 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,779 Ah. Okay. 408 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:53,197 Then you must be in the national system. 409 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,531 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Is this you? 410 00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:57,117 "Sorority girl, Actress, Influencer, Victim." 411 00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:59,077 Yeah. That's totally me. 412 00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:00,412 Okay. I see. 413 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:01,622 And then, you added your husband 414 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,165 to your Friends and Family account. 415 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,042 You must be the "Royal prince, millionaire, 416 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,919 world traveler, victim." 417 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,504 That's right. 418 00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:11,173 Kyle: Come on, Butters. 419 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,175 Hello? 420 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,968 Oh, hey there. Just gimme a minute. 421 00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,678 I'm with some other clients right now, there, Kyle. 422 00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:18,472 Uh, no. This is an emergency. 423 00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:19,848 We need to talk to-- 424 00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:21,016 Oy! Do you mind! Stop invading-- 425 00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:22,976 [ Gasps ] It's him! 426 00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:24,019 [ Screams ] 427 00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:25,229 What the hell are you doing here? 428 00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:27,439 You just can't leave us alone, can you! 429 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,691 Oh, my God, he's so obsessed with us. 430 00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:32,152 I'm not obsessed with you. 431 00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:33,695 It's this stupid place! 432 00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:38,450 Don't you see, Butters? 433 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,868 Teaching people to think of their brand 434 00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:42,120 just makes more people like them. 435 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,580 This whole thing is wrong. 436 00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:46,291 They're telling you guys to reduce yourselves into products 437 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:49,419 instead of people to be truly understood and loved. 438 00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:52,047 Don't you guys want people to like you for you 439 00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:55,425 instead of who they want you to be? 440 00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:59,263 Look, we all have our faults. God knows I do. 441 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,598 But if we just try to present and control an image of us 442 00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:04,393 for people to see, then, we're just performers 443 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:07,020 instead of human beings. 444 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,313 He's right. 445 00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:09,481 Trying to make ourselves into a brand 446 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,066 just turned us into products. 447 00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:14,069 We don't need to be a brand, do we? 448 00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:15,529 If it's truly what we want, 449 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,447 then we really can get away from it all. 450 00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:19,449 No more magazines and Netflix shows. 451 00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:21,577 We really can live a normal life. 452 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,080 Yes, I'm sure you agree, darling. 453 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,499 We can be the people we talked about being, 454 00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,376 with no more worries about how we look 455 00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:31,295 or the image we project to people. 456 00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:34,047 What matters is what we have on the inside. 457 00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:40,470 Hello? 458 00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:44,850 Come on, Butters. Time to go home. 459 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,435 Yeah. 460 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:49,897 - Yeah. - Yeah. 461 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:51,481 Man: Now, hey. 462 00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:53,192 Don't make a decision you might all regret. 463 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,781 Yeah, come on, honey. We don't need this place. 464 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,161 Honey? 465 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,303 Reporter: The queen is dead. 466 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,847 What a sad day for Canada-- and therefore, the world. 467 00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:25,474 [ Cries ] 468 00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:26,934 Ike, I need to use the-- 469 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,435 Oh no, not again. 470 00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:31,355 She's still dead. 471 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,981 Ike, I have to get on the computer. 472 00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,608 The Queen's been dead a long time. 473 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,528 Ike, I have to get on with my friends! 474 00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:40,447 If I don't, they're gonna think I'm... 475 00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,744 It's okay. 476 00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:47,663 Things get to you. 477 00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:49,498 It's who you are. 478 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,375 [ Cries ] 479 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,419 [ Knocking ] 480 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,134 Oh. Hey, guys. 481 00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:02,928 Hey, dude. Uh... 482 00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,930 We thought maybe you could do with a little outside time. 483 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,431 Really? 484 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:07,975 We just thought it'd be good to get you out of the house. 485 00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:10,310 You seem to bee going through a lot lately. 486 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:13,063 Yeah. Yeah, I have. 487 00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:15,399 Thanks, guys. I'd love to play. 488 00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:25,701 Oy! Oy! 489 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,202 Could, uh... 490 00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:28,495 Could I play? 491 00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:29,913 Sure. You can play. 492 00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:31,498 Great! 493 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:38,005 [ Drumming ] 494 00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:46,972 {\an8}♪ 495 00:21:49,599 --> 00:22:18,837 {\an8}♪