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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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{\an8}♪
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Announcer: Today is a tragic day
for Canada.
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Thousands of Canadians
have gathered to mourn
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the passing
of their beloved mother.
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The Queen is dead.
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The Queen is dead ♪
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Every Canadian everywhere
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is feeling absolute emptiness
right now.
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Oh, God, she's dead ♪
[ Crying ]
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And now the casket
is brought down the aisle
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with the Queen inside.
♪ Oh, God, no, not her ♪
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The Queen's body being carried
by the royal guard.
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What a horrible day for Canada
and therefore the world.
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Not the Queen ♪
Ike-- Ike, come on, dude,
you can't keep doing this.
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She is dead ♪
She's dead.
She's dead, Kyle.
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Ike, the Queen died
like four months ago.
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You gotta let it go.
And gone forever ♪
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Announcer: And here comes
Canada's most beloved musician,
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Sir Smelly John.
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Yes, Smelly John
is sitting down at the piano
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with a tribute
for the Queen, I believe.
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♪ Goodbye, queefy Queen ♪
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♪ Seems as though you've
queefed your last queef ♪
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[ All crying ]
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[ Crying ]
Okay, it's 7:00.
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it's my turn
to use the computer.
No!
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Ike, me and my friends are
playing "Darktide" right now.
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Get off!
Fuck you, Kyle!
[ Crying ]
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Announcer: Oh, and now people
are starting to stare angrily.
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Y-Yes, it looks like
the Prince and his new wife
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have just shown up.
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The Prince and his wife
have, of course,
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been bashing
the Canadian monarchy.
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A lot of Canadians
hate them now.
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Oh, and I belive
the Earl of Halifax
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has just farted
on the Prince's wife's face!
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The Prince seems to have
taken offense to this.
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Oh, this is bad now.
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Ike, I'm playing "Darktide"
with my friends.
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No, get off me!
Ike, God damn it,
get off!
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Hey, guys.
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Kyle, dude,
where were you last night?
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Yeah,
we were all waiting. Look,
I know you think
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I haven't been
showing up for things, but--
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but I got screwed
by my little brother.
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He just keeps crying
about the Queen.
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And then there's
this Prince and his wife
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and they're bashing
the Canadian monarchy.
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I guess it's like people
don't even know
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why they showed up
to the funeral
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But, anyway, I'm really sorry
I ruined game time for everyone.
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You didn't ruin it for anyone.
We played without you.
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What? Y-You guys, we-- we said
we'd all level up together.
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Well, yeah, we're
all like level 12 now.
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We got some sweet drip, dude.
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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But this isn't fair,
it wasn't my fault.
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Hey, guys. Did you get
to upgrade your rifle, Stan?
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Yeah, it's got
a lot better range now.
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What about you?
[ School bell rings ]
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I kept the same gun,
but I got some sweet drip.
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Nice, sweet drip, dude.
Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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It stinks,
doesn't it?
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What stinks?
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When people make certain
judgements about you.
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I've been watching you, Kyle,
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and I can see you're having
some problems with your brand.
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My brand?
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[ Children laughing ]
You see, everyone
has an image, Kyle.
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Some kids call it
your credibility
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or your reputation,
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but those things
are just little parts
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of something
much more important--
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your brand.
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Think about it, Kyle.
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Who are you?
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I'm just--
I-I'm just me.
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See? You don't know
what your brand is.
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So how is anyone else
supposed to know?
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It's like a commercial
for Kyle,
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but you're not putting
a label on the jar.
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Butters, this seems
very out of character for you.
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That's because
I've been workin' on my brand.
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My parents saw that my brand
wasn't working with people
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so they sent me
to brand management.
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Brand management?
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Hi, Mr. Davis.
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Well, Butters Stotch.
How you doing there, Butters?
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How's the brand going?
Great.
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I made two new friends,
and a girl asked me
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to help her
with her homework.
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Well, there ya go there, Butters.
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My friend Kyle here was thinking
of reworking his brand a bit,
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and I told him
maybe you could help.
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Oh, well,
sure there, Kyle,
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let's just get you to fill out
a CumHammer survey,
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and then we'll go
in the back
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and come up
with some options for ya.
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[ Applause ]
Announcer: Live from the
television studios in Toronto,
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it's "Good Morning, Canada."
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[ Farts ]
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It has been
several months now
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since our beloved Queen
has died.
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All Canadians are finding
it hard to go on.
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All Canadians, that is,
except for our first guests,
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The Prince and his wife.
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[ Audience booing ]
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We want privacy!
We want privacy!
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Thanks for having us
on the show.
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It's so awesome to be here.
It's great.
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So let me start with you, sir.
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You lived a life
with the royal family,
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you had everything
handed to you
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but you say your life
has been hard,
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and you've written all aboot
it in your new book, "Waaagh."
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Yes that's right, fwiend.
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You see,
my wife and I are--
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I was totally like,
"You should write a book
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'cause you're family's,
like, stupid,
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and then so are, like,
journalists."
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So you hate
journalists?
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That's right.
And now you wrote
a book
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that reports on the lives
of the royal family.
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Right.
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So you're a journalist.
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We just want
to be normal people.
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All this attention
is so hard.
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Isn't it true, sir,
that your questionable wife
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has her own TV show
and hangs out with celebrities
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and does fashion magazines?
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What are you suggesting?
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Well, I just think some
people might say
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that your Instagram-loving
bitch wife
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actually doesn't
want her privacy.
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How dare you, sir!
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My Instagram-loving bitch wife
has always wanted her privacy!
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And you know what else?
To hell with Canada.
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We are leaving.
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We'll go find
some quiet place
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where we can be
normal people.
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Come on, wife.
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We want privacy!
We want privacy!
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♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on ♪
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{\an8}♪ It's the
Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
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♪ Come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on ♪
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Both: We want privacy!
We want privacy!
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♪ It's the
Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
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♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
Both: We want privacy!
We want privacy!
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♪ 'Cause we want some privacy ♪
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♪ It's the
Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
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♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
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♪ Because we need some privacy ♪
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♪ It's the
Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
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Both: We want privacy!
We want privacy!
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♪ The Worldwide Privacy Tour
is coming soon to your town ♪
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♪ We're coming soon
to your town, give us privacy ♪
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Both: We want privacy!
We want privacy!
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♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
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♪ It's the
Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
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♪ Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on ♪
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♪ It's the
Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
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♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
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♪ 'Cause we want some privacy ♪
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♪ It's the
Worldwide Privacy Tour ♪
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♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪
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♪ Because we need some privacy ♪
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Alright there, Kyle,
we got your survey answers,
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and I think we've put together
some great ideas for your brand.
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I understand you want people
to like you more
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and think you're cool.
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Is that right?
Yeah.
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Alright, well, let's see
how this brand works for you.
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We got... Kyle-- Rugged. Vegan.
Compassionate. Victim.
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I-- I don't think
that's really me.
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Well, that's fine 'cause
there's a lot of different
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brands people are attracted to.
How about this one?
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Kyle-- Sensitive. Outdoorsy.
Frugal. Victim.
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I'm not--
I'm not that outdoorsy.
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Okay, well,
remember there, Kyle,
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it's not so much about
who you are as much as it is
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about what people
are attracted to, okay?
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So let's see, how about this?
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[ Keyboard clacking,
mouse clicks ]
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Kyle-- Wealthy. Handsome.
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Multi-talented
Grammy Award-Winning. Victim.
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Oh, that-- that one's
taken already.
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Sorry. Hold on.
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Just a minute, Kyle.
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We're gonna find
a good one here for you.
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You'll see, Kyle.
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When you have your brand up
and runnin,'
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no one can stop you.
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Look at this town.
There's just something about it.
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Oh, darling.
I think this might be the place.
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You really think so?
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It's so quiet
and empty here.
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If we moved here,
then people would think
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we're really serious
about wanting to be normal.
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It does seem perfect,
doesn't it?
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We can have
a fresh start here.
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Lead a normal life
and have babies.
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Can we? Can we really move here
and finally have our privacy?
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My love, I will do anything
for your privacy.
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[ Airplane engine whirring ]
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The couch goes
in the first room!
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Ay, be careful
with that TV, buddy!
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Drum set goes
on the second floor.
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Wait. Put it down.
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I want to make sure
it isn't damaged.
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What the hell?
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{\an8}♪
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Hey!
Hey, you!
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Hey,
what are you looking at?!
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You ever heard
of privacy?!
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What?
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You guys,
I am so sorry.
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I totally was going to play
with you guys online
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but the Prince of Canada
and his wife
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moved in across
the street from me.
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They have this huge jet
parked in front of my house
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and then they kept trying to
get me to buy their stupid book
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and-- and, anyway, I'm sorry
I messed up another game night.
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It's okay, dude,
we had a great time.
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Yeah, we are literally
dripping with drip.
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Well, I just want
you guys to know
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that I am a reliable,
fun-loving, punctual victim.
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'Kay, well,
we gotta get to class.
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I'm really working
on myself!
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You're gonna like
what you see!
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CumHammer Head Guy:
As a child, you see the world
in a different way.
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You see the wonder in nature,
and you're starting to learn
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more about yourself
all the time.
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And you're learning that
there's something more important
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than you ever thought--
your brand.
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It's what defines you.
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And with brand management,
you can make sure
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others see you
the way they want to see you.
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Welcome to your
CumHammer Work tutorial.
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You are taking the first steps
to making your brand
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a great one.
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By now you've received
your workbook
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and also
your brand slide tool
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and CumHammer
social-media drive
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which will be used
in this video.
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Now, if you're ready,
let's start the exercises
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on page five
of your workbook.
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[ Fireworks whistling ]
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Yeah!
[ Laughs ]
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Respect our privacy!
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Leave us alone!
[ Laughs ]
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Both:
Down with the monarchy!
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We just want our privacy!
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God, fuck these people!
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Why are we so mad today?
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Because we want
our privacy!
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[ Phone ringing ]
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Park County Police Station.
What's your emergency?
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Yeah, the neighbors across the
street are setting off fireworks
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and it's
10:30 at night!
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Oh, is it the Prince of Canada
and his wife,
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who just want to be
left alone?
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Yes.
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They're being super loud, and
I'm trying to work on my brand!
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Oh, God damn it.
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Now the prince
is playing polo on the lawn!
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We are here because privacy
is a basic human right.
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How many more princes
and his wives
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have to live
in this nightmare?
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Hey, can you two
fucking keep it down?!
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Oy!
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You ever heard of a thing
called "privacy"?!
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Yeah, nobody gives
a shit.
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Will you two just shut up,
and go away?!
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It seriously is
driving me crazy!
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The prince plays drums all day.
I don't think he even has a job.
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And I don't know what the hell
she does.
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Why they even left Canada
is beyond me.
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And, like, she seems to just
boss him around,
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and make him do
whatever she wants.
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I mean, why did they even
leave Canada
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and move to South Park, anyway?
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Stan, are you gonna
say something?
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You say it.
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Say what?
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Look, Kyle...
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We just kinda don't care
about some dumb prince
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and his stupid wife.
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I don't care
about them either!
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So, then why do you talk
about them all the time?
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[ Stammering ]
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Dude, we're just kind of
sick of hearing about them.
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00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:32,835
I'm sick of hearing
about them!
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But I can't get away
from them!
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They're everywhere!
In my fucking face!
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00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:38,632
Yeah, and now you're putting 'em
in our fucking face.
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Fine, I won't talk
about them anymore.
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Thank you.
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Okay, just one last thing--
did you know the prince sleeps-
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[ All groan ]
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I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
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Man: The problem with you is you
want results without the work.
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You can't just say
you're a certain thing,
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and then expect people
to just like your brand.
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You gotta work it,
sell people on it.
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But I just don't feel
like my brand
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is who I really am
on the inside.
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You know, Kyle,
some people think
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it's what's inside you
that matters.
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But people can't see
inside you.
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They can only see what kind of
drink you're drinking.
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That's what matters.
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I guess so.
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00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:21,550
Now, I'm gonna help you
with a new brand,
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but you've got to
work on it.
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What do you want your friends
to think about you?
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I want them to think I'm not
gonna complain about things,
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I'm more thick-skinned.
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Okay. This is good.
This is good.
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And I want people to think
I'm stronger, mentally,
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than I probably am.
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00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,150
Okay. Okay.
I think we got it.
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People are gonna
love this.
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Kyle-- he's a thick-skinned,
super cool,
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nothing bothers him victim.
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00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:47,493
I just don't know
if I can--
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You're goin'
off brand already!
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Remember, no matter what,
nothing bothers you.
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I don't care.
Don't care.
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00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,799
What the hell?
What'd he just say?
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00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:44,967
He victimized me!
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00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,594
It's because I'm
an ethnic woman!
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00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:47,970
He can't do that!
I'll see--
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00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,805
Wait, you're ethnic?
This is an outrage!
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We'll just see how he deals
with my blue penis!
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[ Video game playing
on TV ]
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[ Knocking ]
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00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:08,741
[ Squeaking ]
348
00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:11,619
Hey!
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Have some respect
for this privacy!
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[ Squeaking ]
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{\an8}♪
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[ Cries ]
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00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,606
Don't worry,
my love,
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he's not gonna
get away with this.
355
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:08,759
Hey, guys!
How you doin?!
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00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,302
Good.
How are you?
357
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,346
I'm great.
Got some good sleep last night.
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00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,682
Just letting' things roll
right off my back, you know?
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00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,934
'Cause that's the kind of guy
I am.
360
00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:20,521
Cool.
361
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,314
Hey, do you guys wanna play
Darktide after school?
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Or if not, whatever.
I'm cool either way.
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00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:27,069
Yeah, I'm sure we can
figure that out.
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00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:29,363
Cool. Whatever.
I'm care-free and unflappable.
365
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:30,948
I'll catch you guys
at lunch!
366
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,827
Wow, Kyle,
you seem really different.
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00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,078
Do you like it?
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00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:37,830
Uh, Sure.
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00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,331
Thanks, Jimmy.
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00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:40,916
But you know, I really need
to thank a good friend.
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00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:43,585
He introduced me to a way of
becoming a more stable person.
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Have you seen Butters?
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Butters?
Oh, sure.
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00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,215
He's out on
the playground,
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getting the shit
beat out of him by Bebe.
376
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:50,968
What?
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00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:54,763
Bebe: Mother! Fucker!
378
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:57,433
Don't ever say
that shit again!
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00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,351
Hey!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
380
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:00,769
What the hell
is going on?!
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00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:02,980
I wasn't even doing anything,
and he came up,
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00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,940
and started
talking shit to me!
383
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:07,401
Yeah, everyone likes a guy
that's strong and assertive,
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00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,361
so I told Bebe
to go fuck herself.
385
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,113
Who do you even think
you are?!
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00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,781
You want some more of this,
you dumb slut?
387
00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:14,116
Butters,
what are you doing?
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00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,367
This isn't you.
389
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:16,785
Hey, Kyle,
will you relax.
390
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:18,328
You're kind of fucking up
my brand.
391
00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:20,122
Okay, that does it--
come on, Butters.
392
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:22,040
You're going back
to CumHammer.
393
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,126
You're lucky
he saved your ass!
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00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,962
Fuck you,
you fucking bitch!
395
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:30,716
The most important thing about
your brand is being flexible.
396
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,218
We want to make sure
you're completely satisfied.
397
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,304
You say you're having
some problems?
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00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:36,722
That's right!
399
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,390
There's this
horrible spy
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00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,808
who lives
across the street from us,
401
00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:41,894
and we're gonna get him back
by changing our brand!
402
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,187
All right.
403
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,897
And I do see
you're in our database,
404
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,608
but you didn't first get help
at this CumHammer location?
405
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,151
No.
406
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,360
My wife went to one
in California as a child.
407
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,779
Ah. Okay.
408
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:53,197
Then you must be in
the national system.
409
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,531
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Is this you?
410
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:57,117
"Sorority girl, Actress,
Influencer, Victim."
411
00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:59,077
Yeah.
That's totally me.
412
00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:00,412
Okay. I see.
413
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:01,622
And then,
you added your husband
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00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,165
to your Friends and Family account.
415
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,042
You must be the
"Royal prince, millionaire,
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00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,919
world traveler,
victim."
417
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,504
That's right.
418
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:11,173
Kyle:
Come on, Butters.
419
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,175
Hello?
420
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,968
Oh, hey there.
Just gimme a minute.
421
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,678
I'm with some other clients
right now, there, Kyle.
422
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:18,472
Uh, no.
This is an emergency.
423
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:19,848
We need to talk to--
424
00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:21,016
Oy! Do you mind!
Stop invading--
425
00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:22,976
[ Gasps ]
It's him!
426
00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:24,019
[ Screams ]
427
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:25,229
What the hell
are you doing here?
428
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:27,439
You just can't
leave us alone, can you!
429
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,691
Oh, my God,
he's so obsessed with us.
430
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:32,152
I'm not obsessed
with you.
431
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:33,695
It's this
stupid place!
432
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:38,450
Don't you see,
Butters?
433
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,868
Teaching people
to think of their brand
434
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:42,120
just makes
more people like them.
435
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,580
This whole thing
is wrong.
436
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:46,291
They're telling you guys to
reduce yourselves into products
437
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:49,419
instead of people to be truly
understood and loved.
438
00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:52,047
Don't you guys want people
to like you for you
439
00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:55,425
instead of who they
want you to be?
440
00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:59,263
Look, we all have our faults.
God knows I do.
441
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,598
But if we just try to present
and control an image of us
442
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:04,393
for people to see, then,
we're just performers
443
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:07,020
instead of
human beings.
444
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,313
He's right.
445
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:09,481
Trying to make ourselves
into a brand
446
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,066
just turned us
into products.
447
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:14,069
We don't need to be
a brand, do we?
448
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:15,529
If it's truly
what we want,
449
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,447
then we really can
get away from it all.
450
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:19,449
No more magazines
and Netflix shows.
451
00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:21,577
We really can
live a normal life.
452
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,080
Yes, I'm sure you agree, darling.
453
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,499
We can be the people
we talked about being,
454
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,376
with no more worries
about how we look
455
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:31,295
or the image
we project to people.
456
00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:34,047
What matters is what
we have on the inside.
457
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:40,470
Hello?
458
00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:44,850
Come on, Butters.
Time to go home.
459
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,435
Yeah.
460
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:49,897
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
461
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:51,481
Man: Now, hey.
462
00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:53,192
Don't make a decision
you might all regret.
463
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,781
Yeah, come on, honey.
We don't need this place.
464
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,161
Honey?
465
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,303
Reporter:
The queen is dead.
466
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,847
What a sad day for Canada--
and therefore, the world.
467
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:25,474
[ Cries ]
468
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:26,934
Ike, I need to
use the--
469
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,435
Oh no, not again.
470
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:31,355
She's still dead.
471
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,981
Ike, I have to get on
the computer.
472
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,608
The Queen's been dead
a long time.
473
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,528
Ike, I have to get on
with my friends!
474
00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:40,447
If I don't,
they're gonna think I'm...
475
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,744
It's okay.
476
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:47,663
Things get to you.
477
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:49,498
It's who you are.
478
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,375
[ Cries ]
479
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,419
[ Knocking ]
480
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,134
Oh. Hey, guys.
481
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:02,928
Hey, dude. Uh...
482
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,930
We thought maybe you could do
with a little outside time.
483
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,431
Really?
484
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:07,975
We just thought it'd be good
to get you out of the house.
485
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:10,310
You seem to bee going through
a lot lately.
486
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:13,063
Yeah.
Yeah, I have.
487
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:15,399
Thanks, guys.
I'd love to play.
488
00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:25,701
Oy! Oy!
489
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,202
Could, uh...
490
00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:28,495
Could I play?
491
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:29,913
Sure.
You can play.
492
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:31,498
Great!
493
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:38,005
[ Drumming ]
494
00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:46,972
{\an8}♪
495
00:21:49,599 --> 00:22:18,837
{\an8}♪