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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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{\an8}♪
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[ Lively conversations ]
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Hey, dudes.
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Just wondering
if you guys have seen me
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and Tolkien's
latest Tiktok?
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You guys made
another TikTok?
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I think it's really
our best one yet!
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Yeah, nobody really gives a shit
about your TikToks, guys.
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Hey, really great TikTok,
guys!
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Yeah, it was
pretty amazing.
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Well, anyway you guys
gotta check it out
when you get a chance!
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See ya later!
Yeah, see you guys!
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Hey fellas!
Loved that last TikTok!
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Thanks, Butters!
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{\an8}♪
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Konnichiwa!
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Sayonara!
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Kochi, kochi, kochi!
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Sayonara!
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Konnichiwa!
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Sayonara--
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What the fuck is this?
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Seriously,
what the fuck is this?
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Have you guys noticed
that Kyle and Tolkien
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are, like, doing everything
together lately?
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Yeah, they're quite
the little team, aren't they?
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I, uh...
I'm gonna inside, guys.
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I'm gonna get
some homework done.
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Wow. I feel really bad
for Stan.
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It's gotta be hard to suddenly
have your best friend
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always hanging
with someone else.
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Mrph.
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I gotta see if there's
some way I can help.
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There's a little voice
inside me
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that can't stand to see
my friend suffer.
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Mrph rmh rmphm?
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I'm gonna go be
a good Christian.
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{\an8}♪
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[ Band playing poorly ]
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Okay, just the woodwinds
for this section.
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[ Playing poorly ]
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Hey, Tolkien!
What's goin' on?
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This is
the brass section.
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Yeah, I know.
I was just--
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I was noticing that
you're kind of hanging out
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a lot with Kyle lately.
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Is there a problem
with that?
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No, I think
it's amazing.
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It's awesome that someone
like you could be okay
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with someone like him,
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given all the new
information lately.
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[ Playing poorly ]
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You know, the stuff
that's come out about
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how the Jews stole
the Black race's identity,
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that the lost tribes of Judah
were actually all Africans.
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[ Playing poorly ]
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You didn't hear about this?
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Black people
are actually the Jews
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and people like Kyle
have taken that from them?
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Stop talking to me.
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to escape persecution
in World War II,
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they found that Blacks
were already the
underclass in America,
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so they had to invent
a story for themselves
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which they can make
everyone believe...
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[ Playing stops ]
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Kyle runs Hollywood, Tolkien.
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[ Lively conversations ]
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Hey, Stan.
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Guess what.
I have some good news for you.
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What?
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A little magic fairy
told me
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that you and Kyle are gonna
get back together soon.
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I don't care that Kyle
is making TikToks with Tolkien.
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Yes, you do.
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But don't worry, Stan.
It's almost Valentine's Day.
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And the little angel
on my shoulder
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says that Kyle is gonna come
running back to you any minute.
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Hey, Stan.
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Oh.
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Hey, Kyle.
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Rm!
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Well, dude,
you wanna sit down?
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I was actually just
seeing if you had a phone
charger I could borrow.
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Me and Tolkien are making
another TikTok video
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and my stupid phone died!
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Oh. Yeah. Sure.
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Thanks, dude!
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Tolkien,
I got one, dude!
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The fuck is going on?
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Well, um, I'm gonna
head back to class, guys.
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I don't get it. The little cupid
is always right.
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Mrph rmhmhm rm.
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Why didn't Tolkien listen?
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[ Harp strumming ]
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Did you tell him about
the Black Hebrew tribes?
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Yeah, I told him
everything, Cupid Ye!
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Tee hee hee!
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And did you tell him
how the Jews stole
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Black people's identity?
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Yeah, but it didn't work,
Cupid Ye.
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That's okay, Eric!
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Remember, being a good
Christian means
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helping people
even when it's hard.
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You're right, Cupid Ye.
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Can you help make sure
Tolkien hears our message?
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Spreading information
is like spreading love.
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I'll help you
get the word out, Eric!
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Tee hee hee!
Tee hee hee!
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♪ All the pretty girls walk
like this, this, this ♪
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♪ This, this ♪
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♪ Pretty girls walk like
this, this, this, this ♪
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Wow, that's so cool, Tolkien.
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Look how many likes
we're getting for this one!
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Hey, Kyle,
you got a minute?
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Yeah. What's up?
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Well, there's
this rumor starting
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to go around the school.
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Kids are saying
that, like...
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I don't know, that,
like, you run Hollywood?
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What?
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I told Scott that
that's just people being dumb
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and he shouldn't listen
to stuff like that.
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But... Scott and I do
have this sweet movie idea
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about a dude
who has guns for hands
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and we have the first 20 pages
written, so...
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You don't really
run Hollywood, right?
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I'm not even going to
justify that with a response.
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Because repeating
a derogatory slur,
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even for the purpose
of refuting it,
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can make stupid
people think it's valid!
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Holy shit.
Kyle runs Hollywood.
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Kyle runs Hollywood,
and you fucked up the pitch!
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How'd I fuck
up the pitch?!
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You gotta tell him
what the stakes are.
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People who make movies, they
just care about the stakes!
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The guy has guns
for hands!
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Mr. Cartman, did you or did you
not tell students at this school
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That Kyle runs Hollywood?
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I think
I did say that, yes.
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And why would you say
such an intolerant,
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offensive thing like that?
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Somebody
runs Hollywood.
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Lots of people
run Hollywood!
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Yes, lots of...
people like Kyle.
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Mr. Cartman you are on dangerous
frickin ground here, buddy!
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I'm sorry,
why is it so offensive
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to say
who runs Hollywood?
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People like Hollywood.
Hollywood's cool.
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The Jews should be honored
to be in charge of it.
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Hey! I am telling you
right now, Eric.
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The next time anyone
says anything about
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Kyle running Hollywood,
that person
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Is gonna have
two months detention.
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Two months?!
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Jesus,
Mary mother full of grace.
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You guys really
take this seriously.
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[ Crickets chirping ]
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Please help me be
the best Christian I can be.
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All I want is to help people,
but nobody understands.
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Please,
I can't do this alone.
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[ Harp strumming ]
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Tee hee hee!
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There you are, Cupid Ye!
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Sorry, Eric,
I was just busy
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praising our Savior's name
in the music studio!
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The Principal said
I can't talk about
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Kyle running Hollywood
anymore, Cupid Ye!
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Well, of course, Eric!
They're trying to silence you.
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That's what they do.
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Who's they?
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Oh right... them.
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Tee hee hee!
Jews!
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But Cupid Ye, I have
to get to Tolkien or else
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Stan is gonna be
sad forever!
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Okay! I'll help you help
your friend however I can.
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You're such a good
Christian, Eric.
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Thanks.
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Just don't do anything
too drastic, okay?
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What do you mean?
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I dunno know, it's just...
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ever since you changed your name
and got all into Jesus,
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you've been acting a little
bat shit crazy, Cupid Ye.
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Tee hee hee!
Don't worry, Eric!
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I'm gonna make
everything better!
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[ Wings beating ]
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Praiiise Jesus!
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Tee hee hee!
Tee hee hee hee!
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The true Jews of Israel
are your Black ancestors...
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Tee hee hee...
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Huh?
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You think you and Kyle
make TikToks together?
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Kyle only cares
about money.
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Tee hee hee...
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Mmm?
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Think about it.
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Are you really
making TikToks together,
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or is Kyle
profiting off of you?
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It's just like
the lost tribes of Israel.
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Kyle wants to take all
the credit for what you doing.
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Tolkien?
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Oh, Jesus!
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[ Indistinct muttering ]
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Hey, I didn't see you
at the playground.
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Thought we were doing
that morning TikTok.
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Oh yeah, sorry.
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I didn't get
the best sleep last night.
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Everything okay?
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Hey, Kyle!
How's it going, man?
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Good, Jimmy. How are you?
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Great!
F-F-Fantastic!
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Is there something
you wanted, Jimmy?
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Oh, yeah!
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I just realized that I've never
given you my headshot.
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You know, just in case
anything ever comes up.
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Anything like what?
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Anything like...
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Anything you might need
my headshot for.
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Jimmy,
I do not run Hollywood!
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Well, that's not
what everyone's saying.
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Everyone! I do not
run Hollywood!
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Get a fucking clue!
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God dammit! This thing has
gotten out of control!
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Ah, it's not
a big deal.
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It's a huge deal!
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It's an attack on
my ethnicity, Tolkien.
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You don't understand!
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I don't understand?
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Yeah, Tolkien.
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There's lots of
Black people in the NBA,
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But nobody says, "The NBA
is run by Black people!"
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That's because the NBA
is run by white people!
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Okay, yeah, good point.
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Look, I'm sorry.
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You wanna just go make
the morning TikTok?
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Yeah, sure.
We still have time.
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Cool, come on.
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Stan?
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Sometimes,
Jesus works slowly.
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Stop talking to me.
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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Hey, Ger. You got
a minute to talk?
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Yeah,
what's up, Randy?
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Look, I--
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I know that boys
will be boys
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and as parents,
we can't always control
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what their personal
decisions are.
256
00:10:49,106 --> 00:10:51,233
No, of course not.
257
00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:53,069
I just want you to know
first off that...
258
00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:55,196
your son
is a great kid.
259
00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:58,449
You know, Stan and Kyle
have always been really close,
260
00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:00,785
and I know their friendship
has meant so much.
261
00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:03,079
What's happened,
Randy?
262
00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:04,580
[ Exhales deeply ]
263
00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:06,499
Well, Gerald,
I don't know
264
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,626
if you can just talk
to your son but...
265
00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:11,212
can we just admit this whole
woke thing isn't working?
266
00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,838
Woke thing?
267
00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,882
I mean, it's been great
in so many ways,
268
00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:18,511
but now it's like every
movie and every TV show.
269
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,138
You know, it's like,
you can see through it now.
270
00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:22,556
Audiences want to be entertained.
271
00:11:22,556 --> 00:11:24,058
They don't want
to be preached at,
272
00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:25,768
and if you're just
doing shows and movies
273
00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,603
that have like an agenda,
it's like--
274
00:11:27,603 --> 00:11:29,939
it's going to
keep failing.
275
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,607
Randy, what are you
talking about?
276
00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:33,776
Box office is down,
people are tuning out.
277
00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:36,237
You know it's what killed
the Marvel franchise.
278
00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:38,572
And just as a side note,
I'm gonna say it out loud.
279
00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:41,867
"Avatar 2" sucked.
It just sucked, Gerald.
280
00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:43,577
Someone had to be brave
enough to say it.
281
00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:45,871
God dammit! I do not
fucking run Hollywood!
282
00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:48,374
Gerald,
can you talk to him?
283
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:49,625
Kyle, what is he
talking about?!
284
00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:51,252
He's just being an idiot
285
00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:52,420
and listening to what
fucking Eric Cartman said!
286
00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,422
I did not hear it
from Eric Cartman.
287
00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:57,633
I heard it from a prominent,
respected artist on television.
288
00:11:57,633 --> 00:11:58,968
Who?!
289
00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:01,512
Our next guest is a world famous
rapper and artist
290
00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:03,722
who claims that the Jews
run Hollywood.
291
00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:05,766
What exactly
do you mean by that?
292
00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:08,644
Well, mostly I just mean
that Jews control everything
293
00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:10,479
we see on TV
and the movies.
294
00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:12,606
And why do you not want
to show your face right now?
295
00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:14,316
Well, that's 'cause
there's this one Jew--
296
00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:15,985
um, his name is Kyle.
297
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:19,155
And he can totally retaliate me,
'cause he like, runs Hollywood.
298
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,573
[ Magical chimes ]
299
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,283
Yeah, and Jews try to silence
people all the time.
300
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:23,534
Especially
Black people.
301
00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,494
Yeah, especially
Black people.
302
00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:27,496
That's because of all
the new information lately.
303
00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:29,331
The new information about
how the chosen people
304
00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:30,332
were actually Africans.
305
00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:31,333
So, you know,
Black people
306
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,668
have really
been hurt by the Jews.
307
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:34,837
Yeah, so Hitler actually
wasn't a bad guy.
308
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,672
Yeah, so--
Whoa, whoa, Cupid Ye.
309
00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:37,923
That's going
a bit too far.
310
00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,341
He's just trying
to be shocking.
311
00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:41,385
What are you watching, honey?
312
00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:43,554
I have no idea.
313
00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:51,520
♪ Mommy? ♪
♪ What is it, Caillou? ♪
314
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:54,106
♪ Can I get Roblox
on my Xbox? ♪
315
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:56,734
♪ Sure thing, Caillou,
as long as it's free ♪
316
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,487
♪ Oh, for sure,
it is for free ♪
317
00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,197
Okay, wait, wait, cut.
Hang on.
318
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,282
Let's try it again.
I think you forgot the words.
319
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,576
Yeah, sorry.
I'm just tired.
320
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:06,785
I didn't get
the best sleep last night.
321
00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:08,370
Maybe I should do
the mom part.
322
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:09,830
Nah, you do the kid part.
It's funnier.
323
00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:12,708
Okay, yeah.
I guess you call the shots.
324
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:14,293
What's that
supposed to mean?
325
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,921
Just means
you're in charge.
326
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,297
Oh, I'm in charge,
327
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,965
Like I control things?
328
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:22,510
Huh, are you gonna start saying
I run Hollywood now too?
329
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,136
I didn't say
you run Hollywood.
330
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:26,388
And honestly, I'm getting
kind of sick of hearing it.
331
00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:27,556
You're
sick of hearing it?
332
00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:29,058
Yeah,
I'm sick of hearing it.
333
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,726
Oh, my God, are you
listening to yourself?
334
00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,770
You of all people should
have some compassion.
335
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,813
Oh, really? Why me of
all people, Kyle?
336
00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:36,440
You seriously
don't know why?
337
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,651
You know that Jews
have stood alongside Blacks
338
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,402
since the Civil Rights
movement began, right?
339
00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:41,904
What does that
have to do with anything?
340
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,989
I'm just saying I thought
you'd be a better friend.
341
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,324
'Cause you're like...
342
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:48,244
'Cause I'm like what?
Black?
343
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,204
Oh my God,
this is so awesome.
344
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,622
Whatever, Tolkien.
345
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:52,748
Now you're gonna act
like I somehow
346
00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:54,083
did something
wrong to you.
347
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,751
No, you didn't
do it to me.
348
00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,419
It just seems to work out that
way all the time for you people.
349
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:58,671
You people?
350
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,339
No, it works
that way for you people!
351
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,758
You know what? I don't wanna
make TikToks with you anymore!
352
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,468
I don't wanna make TikToks
with you anymore!
353
00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:07,930
Good!
354
00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:10,933
We did it.
355
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,518
I can't believe we did it.
356
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:15,604
Praise Christ! They'll probably
never talk again!
357
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:17,815
And now Stan can have
his best friend back.
358
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:21,193
Yeah, and we can spread
our Nazi message
359
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,403
all over the world!
360
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,530
Whoa, whoa,
okay, Cupid Ye.
361
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,781
You mean our Christian message.
362
00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:28,450
It's the same thing.
Christian message, Nazi message.
363
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:30,452
Hitler was
a great Christian.
364
00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:31,662
Cupid Ye, are you okay?
365
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,163
Do you need to, like,
talk to somebody?
366
00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:34,623
I mean it.
367
00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:36,375
People have to die so that
the better races can live.
368
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:40,087
Okay, Cupid Ye.
Time to go back inside.
369
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,964
Tee hee hee hee!
Tee hee hee!
370
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,674
Come on, let's go, Ye.
371
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,050
I don't think so,
dawg!
372
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:48,012
Let's go torch
some motherfuckers!
373
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:51,015
[ Car alarm sounds ]
374
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:55,853
[ Tires squeal ]
375
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:58,063
Deathcon one, bitches!
376
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,524
Yeeee?!
377
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:01,650
[ Tires squealing ]
378
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,277
[ Glass shatters,
metal crunches ]
379
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,489
Yeeeeeeeeeeee!
380
00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:09,283
Oh, shit.
381
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:12,328
[ Knock on door ]
382
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,495
Yeah?
383
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,332
[ Lock clicks ]
384
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,750
Stan! We aren't safe!
385
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,752
What?
386
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,170
He's totally gone crazy.
387
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,671
I don't think I can
reason with him anymore!
388
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:23,756
Reason with who?
389
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,299
Stan, listen to me.
390
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,509
There's someone who's been
messing with Kyle and Tolkien.
391
00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:30,471
He said it was to be
a good Christian, but...
392
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:32,931
But I think he's just been
using Christianity as an excuse
393
00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:35,017
to be a racist
piece of shit.
394
00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:37,353
What did you do?
395
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,063
Not me, Stan!
396
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:42,524
This is going to be extremely
hard to believe, but...
397
00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:44,026
There's a little
magic angel
398
00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:46,528
that comes each year
around Valentine's Day.
399
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:49,239
He spreads love and brings
lonely people together.
400
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:50,616
But this year
is different.
401
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,910
Cupid me found Christ
and changed his name.
402
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,871
And I have to find a way
to get him back on his meds.
403
00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:57,331
Dude, Cartman,
are you okay?
404
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:58,707
Do you need to, like,
talk to somebody?
405
00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:00,959
Stan, do you believe
in Santa Claus?
406
00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:02,044
Yeah.
407
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,671
Do you believe
in the Easter Bunny?
408
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,047
I guess so.
409
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,299
Then believe that tomorrow
is Valentine's Day...
410
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,802
and there's no telling
what Cupid Ye is capable of.
411
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,888
[ Dramatic music plays ]
412
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,977
[ Students laughing, shouting ]
413
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,482
Happy Valentine's Day,
Clyde!
414
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,359
Here's a Valentine
for you, Red!
415
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:30,114
Ah, Valentine's day.
Isn't it nice?
416
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,782
Love is in the air!
417
00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:34,952
[ Hip-hop beat plays ]
418
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,123
♪ Dee deet deedle-y doo! ♪
419
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,250
♪ I ain't sayin'
she's a gold digger ♪
420
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,877
♪ But she ain't messin'
with no broke Jew ♪
421
00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:47,589
[ Knock on door ]
422
00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:49,299
Who is it?
Tee-hee-hee!
423
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:50,968
Hey! Asshole!
424
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:53,303
Other people need
to use the bathroom, too!
425
00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:55,305
[ Door bangs ]
426
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:02,521
Whoa... Dude...
427
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,314
Happy Valentine's Day,
bitch!
428
00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:05,482
What the hell?!
429
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:06,942
How about a little
anti-Semitism?
430
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:08,152
Ugh!
431
00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:13,115
Aahghgghgh!!!!
432
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,867
Tee-hee-hee-hee!
Tee-hee-hee-hee!
433
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,660
[ Students screaming ]
434
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,037
Tee-hee-hee-hee!
Tee-hee-hee!
435
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:26,336
[ Glass shatters, harp trills ]
436
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:28,255
[ Screaming continues ]
437
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:29,631
Girl: What is that?!
438
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:35,971
Tolkien!
439
00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:37,389
Tolkien,
I need to talk to you.
440
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:38,640
About what?
441
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,934
Tolkien...
I owe you an apology.
442
00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:42,811
Someone has been
messing with you...
443
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,146
and it was all for me.
444
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,689
I don't get it.
445
00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:48,442
I've been jealous about
you and Kyle's TikToks.
446
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:50,486
[ Glass shatters, harp trills ]
447
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,863
[ Screaming continues ]
448
00:17:58,076 --> 00:17:59,787
Tee-hee-hee!
Tee-hee-hee-hee!
449
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:02,664
[ Screaming continues ]
450
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,255
Mr. Mackey (over P.A.):
Attention, students!
451
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,758
There is a giant bee
in the school!
452
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,718
Get somewhere safe!
There's a giant bee!
453
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:16,428
Oh, Jesus, here it is!
454
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,138
Cupid Ye: Tee-hee-hee-hee!
Tee-hee-hee!
455
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:20,474
Mr. Mackey: Oh, God!
It's a bee!!
456
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,267
Craig: Look, there he is!
457
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,856
What do you think
you're doing, Kyle?
458
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:30,651
W-What do you mean?
459
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,569
A "Lord of the Rings" prequel?!
460
00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:34,321
What were you thinking??
461
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:36,907
How many more superheroes
do you think we need?!
462
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,700
Butters:
Mario Brothers, Kyle?!
463
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,995
You seriously can't do better
than Mario Brothers?!
464
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:46,375
That's enough,
you guys!
465
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,459
Tolkien?
466
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:48,627
I'm sorry, Kyle.
467
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,254
It's not his fault,
it's mine!
468
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,881
I was jealous of you guys
and your TikToks.
469
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:56,093
What are you waiting for?!
Let's jack up these mofos!
470
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:58,846
Holy shit!
471
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,639
Cartman: Cupid Yeeeeeeee!
472
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:04,476
[ Pills rattle ]
473
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,895
Time to take your meds.
474
00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:09,064
No!
Those are how people control me!
475
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:12,067
You're taking your meds, Ye,
one way or another!
476
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:17,906
No! I'm not taking--
477
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:19,241
You're taking your medication!
478
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:20,742
I'm not t--
479
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,744
Swallow it! Swallow it!
480
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,079
Swallow it! Swallow it!
481
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:25,539
[ Grunting ]
482
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:27,082
[ Grunting stops ]
483
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:34,131
Ye? Ye?
484
00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:40,262
[ Harp trills ]
485
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,763
Eric?
486
00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:43,098
Cupid me?!
487
00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:45,100
You guys! It's Cupid me!
He's back!
488
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,270
What day is it?
489
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:51,064
Why it's Valentine's Day,
Cupid me!
490
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:52,274
{\an8}Valentines Day?!
491
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,359
{\an8}Well, then, I need
to get to work!
492
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,653
Tee-hee-hee-hee!
Tee-hee-hee!
493
00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:57,779
[ Students screaming ]
494
00:19:57,779 --> 00:20:00,741
Tee-hee-hee-hee!
Tee-hee-hee!
495
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:02,868
[ Harp trills ]
496
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:10,042
We have a young man
who is joining us here today
497
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,878
to talk about stereotypes
498
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,963
and the harm
that they can bring.
499
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:18,550
Young man,
what is your message?
500
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:21,803
My message is, we can't control
what people say.
501
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:25,974
So we have to be smart
about what we choose to believe.
502
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:28,060
If one idiot says
that a certain group
503
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,812
"runs Hollywood,"
look into it.
504
00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:34,650
With very minimal effort,
you will find that "Hollywood"
505
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:35,901
is a multi-tiered industry
506
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,569
run by tens of thousands
of people
507
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:40,572
from all over the world.
508
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:43,659
In the past, Jews were shut out
of most professions.
509
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,994
So they came to dominate
vaudeville, which back then
510
00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:48,497
was considered too low-brow
for good Christians.
511
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:50,207
Those Jews eventually
moved West
512
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:51,959
and started the first
movie studios
513
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,711
when movies were also considered
work for the underclasses.
514
00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:56,088
And their descendants
515
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,006
are now a decent percentage
of the thousands
516
00:20:58,006 --> 00:21:00,968
of people of all races
that make Hollywood run.
517
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,305
This young man
518
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:08,350
has said in plain words
what so many of us in Hollywood
519
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:11,520
have been trying to get
people to understand.
520
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,314
To hear it all so plain,
and so passionate.
521
00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:17,192
This kid thinks about things
the way we all need to.
522
00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:18,652
You know what I think?
523
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:20,487
I think this kid should run
Hollywood!
524
00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:22,155
Yeah!
525
00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:24,533
[ Cheers and applause ]
526
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:27,494
Whoa, whoa--
Wait, what? Whoa.
527
00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:29,913
- Let him run Hollywood!
- Yeah! Give the kid a shot!
528
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:32,708
- Come on!
- Let him do it!
529
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,584
God damn it.
530
00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:36,753
[ All chanting ]
531
00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:38,714
Let the Jew run it!
532
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:42,926
{\an8}Let the Jew run it!!
533
00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:45,012
{\an8}Let the Jew run it!
534
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:50,308
{\an8}♪
535
00:21:53,478 --> 00:22:20,338
{\an8}♪