1 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:12,011 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪ 2 00:00:12,011 --> 00:00:13,888 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 3 00:00:13,888 --> 00:00:15,640 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 4 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:18,727 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 5 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:20,270 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 6 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:22,105 ♪ People spouting, "howdy, neighbor!" ♪ 7 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:25,275 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 8 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:28,737 ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ 9 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:32,574 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪ 10 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:44,085 Hey, dudes. 11 00:00:44,085 --> 00:00:45,378 Just wondering if you guys have seen me 12 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:46,921 and Tolkien's latest Tiktok? 13 00:00:46,921 --> 00:00:48,715 You guys made another TikTok? 14 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,633 I think it's really our best one yet! 15 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:52,969 Yeah, nobody really gives a shit about your TikToks, guys. 16 00:00:52,969 --> 00:00:55,805 Hey, really great TikTok, guys! 17 00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:58,308 Yeah, it was pretty amazing. 18 00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:00,351 Well, anyway you guys gotta check it out when you get a chance! 19 00:01:00,351 --> 00:01:02,395 See ya later! Yeah, see you guys! 20 00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:07,400 Hey fellas! Loved that last TikTok! 21 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,568 Thanks, Butters! 22 00:01:14,365 --> 00:01:16,326 Konnichiwa! 23 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:18,703 Sayonara! 24 00:01:18,703 --> 00:01:21,080 Kochi, kochi, kochi! 25 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:24,334 Sayonara! 26 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:26,628 Konnichiwa! 27 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:28,713 Sayonara-- 28 00:01:28,713 --> 00:01:31,174 What the fuck is this? 29 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:33,218 Seriously, what the fuck is this? 30 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:34,719 Have you guys noticed that Kyle and Tolkien 31 00:01:34,719 --> 00:01:37,222 are, like, doing everything together lately? 32 00:01:37,222 --> 00:01:39,224 Yeah, they're quite the little team, aren't they? 33 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:46,689 I, uh... I'm gonna inside, guys. 34 00:01:46,689 --> 00:01:48,066 I'm gonna get some homework done. 35 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:53,071 Wow. I feel really bad for Stan. 36 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:54,739 It's gotta be hard to suddenly have your best friend 37 00:01:54,739 --> 00:01:56,825 always hanging with someone else. 38 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:58,910 Mrph. 39 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:02,121 I gotta see if there's some way I can help. 40 00:02:02,121 --> 00:02:03,540 There's a little voice inside me 41 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,375 that can't stand to see my friend suffer. 42 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:07,293 Mrph rmh rmphm? 43 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:09,045 I'm gonna go be a good Christian. 44 00:02:19,889 --> 00:02:23,268 Okay, just the woodwinds for this section. 45 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:31,067 Hey, Tolkien! What's goin' on? 46 00:02:31,067 --> 00:02:32,569 This is the brass section. 47 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:33,945 Yeah, I know. I was just-- 48 00:02:33,945 --> 00:02:35,613 I was noticing that you're kind of hanging out 49 00:02:35,613 --> 00:02:36,739 a lot with Kyle lately. 50 00:02:36,739 --> 00:02:38,408 Is there a problem with that? 51 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:40,034 No, I think it's amazing. 52 00:02:40,034 --> 00:02:41,411 It's awesome that someone like you could be okay 53 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:42,745 with someone like him, 54 00:02:42,745 --> 00:02:44,539 given all the new information lately. 55 00:02:48,626 --> 00:02:50,712 You know, the stuff that's come out about 56 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:52,797 how the Jews stole the Black race's identity, 57 00:02:52,797 --> 00:02:55,633 that the lost tribes of Judah were actually all Africans. 58 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:00,763 You didn't hear about this? 59 00:03:00,763 --> 00:03:02,223 Black people are actually the Jews 60 00:03:02,223 --> 00:03:04,100 and people like Kyle have taken that from them? 61 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:06,769 Stop talking to me. 62 00:03:06,769 --> 00:03:08,605 to escape persecution in World War II, 63 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:10,106 they found that Blacks were already the underclass in America, 64 00:03:10,106 --> 00:03:11,649 so they had to invent a story for themselves 65 00:03:11,649 --> 00:03:13,109 which they can make everyone believe... 66 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:21,951 Kyle runs Hollywood, Tolkien. 67 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:38,009 Hey, Stan. 68 00:03:39,218 --> 00:03:41,471 Guess what. I have some good news for you. 69 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:42,931 What? 70 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:44,641 A little magic fairy told me 71 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:48,144 that you and Kyle are gonna get back together soon. 72 00:03:48,144 --> 00:03:50,980 I don't care that Kyle is making TikToks with Tolkien. 73 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:52,774 Yes, you do. 74 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:55,401 But don't worry, Stan. It's almost Valentine's Day. 75 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:57,362 And the little angel on my shoulder 76 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:59,822 says that Kyle is gonna come running back to you any minute. 77 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:02,408 Hey, Stan. 78 00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:03,368 Oh. 79 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:05,370 Hey, Kyle. 80 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:07,121 Rm! 81 00:04:07,121 --> 00:04:10,083 Well, dude, you wanna sit down? 82 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,168 I was actually just seeing if you had a phone charger I could borrow. 83 00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:13,670 Me and Tolkien are making another TikTok video 84 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,505 and my stupid phone died! 85 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:17,257 Oh. Yeah. Sure. 86 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:20,593 Thanks, dude! 87 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:22,136 Tolkien, I got one, dude! 88 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:26,057 The fuck is going on? 89 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:28,351 Well, um, I'm gonna head back to class, guys. 90 00:04:30,269 --> 00:04:32,814 I don't get it. The little cupid is always right. 91 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:34,983 Mrph rmhmhm rm. 92 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:36,943 Why didn't Tolkien listen? 93 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:41,155 Did you tell him about the Black Hebrew tribes? 94 00:04:41,155 --> 00:04:42,699 Yeah, I told him everything, Cupid Ye! 95 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:44,158 Tee hee hee! 96 00:04:44,158 --> 00:04:45,201 And did you tell him how the Jews stole 97 00:04:45,201 --> 00:04:46,577 Black people's identity? 98 00:04:46,577 --> 00:04:48,663 Yeah, but it didn't work, Cupid Ye. 99 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:50,039 That's okay, Eric! 100 00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:51,708 Remember, being a good Christian means 101 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:53,376 helping people even when it's hard. 102 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:54,877 You're right, Cupid Ye. 103 00:04:54,877 --> 00:04:56,921 Can you help make sure Tolkien hears our message? 104 00:04:56,921 --> 00:04:58,923 Spreading information is like spreading love. 105 00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:00,550 I'll help you get the word out, Eric! 106 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:02,301 Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee! 107 00:05:02,301 --> 00:05:06,723 ♪ All the pretty girls walk like this, this, this ♪ 108 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:09,058 ♪ This, this ♪ 109 00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:12,895 ♪ Pretty girls walk like this, this, this, this ♪ 110 00:05:12,895 --> 00:05:15,273 Wow, that's so cool, Tolkien. 111 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:17,025 Look how many likes we're getting for this one! 112 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:18,985 Hey, Kyle, you got a minute? 113 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,236 Yeah. What's up? 114 00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:22,905 Well, there's this rumor starting 115 00:05:22,905 --> 00:05:24,198 to go around the school. 116 00:05:24,198 --> 00:05:26,200 Kids are saying that, like... 117 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:28,453 I don't know, that, like, you run Hollywood? 118 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:29,871 What? 119 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:31,831 I told Scott that that's just people being dumb 120 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:33,249 and he shouldn't listen to stuff like that. 121 00:05:35,251 --> 00:05:37,587 But... Scott and I do have this sweet movie idea 122 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:39,213 about a dude who has guns for hands 123 00:05:39,213 --> 00:05:40,923 and we have the first 20 pages written, so... 124 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,762 You don't really run Hollywood, right? 125 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:48,306 I'm not even going to justify that with a response. 126 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:50,641 Because repeating a derogatory slur, 127 00:05:50,641 --> 00:05:52,018 even for the purpose of refuting it, 128 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:54,353 can make stupid people think it's valid! 129 00:05:57,857 --> 00:05:59,233 Holy shit. Kyle runs Hollywood. 130 00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:01,611 Kyle runs Hollywood, and you fucked up the pitch! 131 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:02,945 How'd I fuck up the pitch?! 132 00:06:02,945 --> 00:06:04,363 You gotta tell him what the stakes are. 133 00:06:04,363 --> 00:06:06,949 People who make movies, they just care about the stakes! 134 00:06:06,949 --> 00:06:09,827 The guy has guns for hands! 135 00:06:09,827 --> 00:06:13,623 Mr. Cartman, did you or did you not tell students at this school 136 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:16,000 That Kyle runs Hollywood? 137 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,294 I think I did say that, yes. 138 00:06:18,294 --> 00:06:20,797 And why would you say such an intolerant, 139 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:22,131 offensive thing like that? 140 00:06:22,131 --> 00:06:23,966 Somebody runs Hollywood. 141 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:25,843 Lots of people run Hollywood! 142 00:06:25,843 --> 00:06:28,888 Yes, lots of... people like Kyle. 143 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:31,974 Mr. Cartman you are on dangerous frickin ground here, buddy! 144 00:06:31,974 --> 00:06:33,518 I'm sorry, why is it so offensive 145 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:35,103 to say who runs Hollywood? 146 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:36,771 People like Hollywood. Hollywood's cool. 147 00:06:36,771 --> 00:06:38,231 The Jews should be honored to be in charge of it. 148 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,775 Hey! I am telling you right now, Eric. 149 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:43,152 The next time anyone says anything about 150 00:06:43,152 --> 00:06:44,904 Kyle running Hollywood, that person 151 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:46,656 Is gonna have two months detention. 152 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:48,825 Two months?! 153 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:50,159 Jesus, Mary mother full of grace. 154 00:06:50,159 --> 00:06:53,121 You guys really take this seriously. 155 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:12,181 Please help me be the best Christian I can be. 156 00:07:12,181 --> 00:07:16,894 All I want is to help people, but nobody understands. 157 00:07:16,894 --> 00:07:18,855 Please, I can't do this alone. 158 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:22,775 Tee hee hee! 159 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:24,235 There you are, Cupid Ye! 160 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:26,404 Sorry, Eric, I was just busy 161 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:28,739 praising our Savior's name in the music studio! 162 00:07:28,739 --> 00:07:30,324 The Principal said I can't talk about 163 00:07:30,324 --> 00:07:31,993 Kyle running Hollywood anymore, Cupid Ye! 164 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:34,829 Well, of course, Eric! They're trying to silence you. 165 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:36,330 That's what they do. 166 00:07:36,330 --> 00:07:37,707 Who's they? 167 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,543 Oh right... them. 168 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:42,253 Tee hee hee! Jews! 169 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:44,255 But Cupid Ye, I have to get to Tolkien or else 170 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:45,923 Stan is gonna be sad forever! 171 00:07:45,923 --> 00:07:48,968 Okay! I'll help you help your friend however I can. 172 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:50,845 You're such a good Christian, Eric. 173 00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:52,221 Thanks. 174 00:07:52,221 --> 00:07:53,890 Just don't do anything too drastic, okay? 175 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:55,516 What do you mean? 176 00:07:55,516 --> 00:07:57,226 I dunno know, it's just... 177 00:07:57,226 --> 00:07:58,686 ever since you changed your name and got all into Jesus, 178 00:07:58,686 --> 00:08:00,188 you've been acting a little bat shit crazy, Cupid Ye. 179 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:02,106 Tee hee hee! Don't worry, Eric! 180 00:08:02,106 --> 00:08:04,609 I'm gonna make everything better! 181 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:11,073 Praiiise Jesus! 182 00:08:14,285 --> 00:08:17,663 Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee hee! 183 00:08:20,082 --> 00:08:23,502 The true Jews of Israel are your Black ancestors... 184 00:08:23,502 --> 00:08:24,587 Tee hee hee... 185 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:26,297 Huh? 186 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:29,050 You think you and Kyle make TikToks together? 187 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:30,801 Kyle only cares about money. 188 00:08:30,801 --> 00:08:31,928 Tee hee hee... 189 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:33,262 Mmm? 190 00:08:33,262 --> 00:08:34,597 Think about it. 191 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:36,182 Are you really making TikToks together, 192 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:39,227 or is Kyle profiting off of you? 193 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:41,604 It's just like the lost tribes of Israel. 194 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:44,482 Kyle wants to take all the credit for what you doing. 195 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:45,775 Tolkien? 196 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:47,985 Oh, Jesus! 197 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:05,294 Hey, I didn't see you at the playground. 198 00:09:05,294 --> 00:09:06,796 Thought we were doing that morning TikTok. 199 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,339 Oh yeah, sorry. 200 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:09,632 I didn't get the best sleep last night. 201 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:10,967 Everything okay? 202 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:12,134 Hey, Kyle! How's it going, man? 203 00:09:12,134 --> 00:09:13,803 Good, Jimmy. How are you? 204 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:17,473 Great! F-F-Fantastic! 205 00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:22,812 Is there something you wanted, Jimmy? 206 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,522 Oh, yeah! 207 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:26,482 I just realized that I've never given you my headshot. 208 00:09:26,482 --> 00:09:28,901 You know, just in case anything ever comes up. 209 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:30,319 Anything like what? 210 00:09:30,319 --> 00:09:31,654 Anything like... 211 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:34,448 Anything you might need my headshot for. 212 00:09:34,448 --> 00:09:36,742 Jimmy, I do not run Hollywood! 213 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:38,244 Well, that's not what everyone's saying. 214 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,997 Everyone! I do not run Hollywood! 215 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,374 Get a fucking clue! 216 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:47,003 God dammit! This thing has gotten out of control! 217 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:49,630 Ah, it's not a big deal. 218 00:09:49,630 --> 00:09:51,048 It's a huge deal! 219 00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:52,675 It's an attack on my ethnicity, Tolkien. 220 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:53,926 You don't understand! 221 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:54,927 I don't understand? 222 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:56,470 Yeah, Tolkien. 223 00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:58,472 There's lots of Black people in the NBA, 224 00:09:58,472 --> 00:10:01,058 But nobody says, "The NBA is run by Black people!" 225 00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:02,852 That's because the NBA is run by white people! 226 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:04,854 Okay, yeah, good point. 227 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,272 Look, I'm sorry. 228 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,356 You wanna just go make the morning TikTok? 229 00:10:07,356 --> 00:10:09,400 Yeah, sure. We still have time. 230 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,319 Cool, come on. 231 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:19,035 Stan? 232 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:23,039 Sometimes, Jesus works slowly. 233 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:24,665 Stop talking to me. 234 00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:40,014 Hey, Ger. You got a minute to talk? 235 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,640 Yeah, what's up, Randy? 236 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:42,975 Look, I-- 237 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:44,602 I know that boys will be boys 238 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:46,729 and as parents, we can't always control 239 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:49,106 what their personal decisions are. 240 00:10:49,106 --> 00:10:51,233 No, of course not. 241 00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:53,069 I just want you to know first off that... 242 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:55,196 your son is a great kid. 243 00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:58,449 You know, Stan and Kyle have always been really close, 244 00:10:58,449 --> 00:11:00,785 and I know their friendship has meant so much. 245 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:03,079 What's happened, Randy? 246 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:06,499 Well, Gerald, I don't know 247 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,626 if you can just talk to your son but... 248 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:11,212 can we just admit this whole woke thing isn't working? 249 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:12,838 Woke thing? 250 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,882 I mean, it's been great in so many ways, 251 00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:18,511 but now it's like every movie and every TV show. 252 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,138 You know, it's like, you can see through it now. 253 00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:22,556 Audiences want to be entertained. 254 00:11:22,556 --> 00:11:24,058 They don't want to be preached at, 255 00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:25,768 and if you're just doing shows and movies 256 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,603 that have like an agenda, it's like-- 257 00:11:27,603 --> 00:11:29,939 it's going to keep failing. 258 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,607 Randy, what are you talking about? 259 00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:33,776 Box office is down, people are tuning out. 260 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:36,237 You know it's what killed the Marvel franchise. 261 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:38,572 And just as a side note, I'm gonna say it out loud. 262 00:11:38,572 --> 00:11:41,867 "Avatar 2" sucked. It just sucked, Gerald. 263 00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:43,577 Someone had to be brave enough to say it. 264 00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:45,871 God dammit! I do not fucking run Hollywood! 265 00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:48,374 Gerald, can you talk to him? 266 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:49,625 Kyle, what is he talking about?! 267 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:51,252 He's just being an idiot 268 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:52,420 and listening to what fucking Eric Cartman said! 269 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,422 I did not hear it from Eric Cartman. 270 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:57,633 I heard it from a prominent, respected artist on television. 271 00:11:57,633 --> 00:11:58,968 Who?! 272 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:01,512 Our next guest is a world famous rapper and artist 273 00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:03,722 who claims that the Jews run Hollywood. 274 00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:05,766 What exactly do you mean by that? 275 00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:08,644 Well, mostly I just mean that Jews control everything 276 00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:10,479 we see on TV and the movies. 277 00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:12,606 And why do you not want to show your face right now? 278 00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:14,316 Well, that's 'cause there's this one Jew-- 279 00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:15,985 um, his name is Kyle. 280 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:19,155 And he can totally retaliate me, 'cause he like, runs Hollywood. 281 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,283 Yeah, and Jews try to silence people all the time. 282 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:23,534 Especially Black people. 283 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,494 Yeah, especially Black people. 284 00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:27,496 That's because of all the new information lately. 285 00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:29,331 The new information about how the chosen people 286 00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:30,332 were actually Africans. 287 00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:31,333 So, you know, Black people 288 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,668 have really been hurt by the Jews. 289 00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:34,837 Yeah, so Hitler actually wasn't a bad guy. 290 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,672 Yeah, so-- Whoa, whoa, Cupid Ye. 291 00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:37,923 That's going a bit too far. 292 00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,341 He's just trying to be shocking. 293 00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:41,385 What are you watching, honey? 294 00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:43,554 I have no idea. 295 00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:51,520 ♪ Mommy? ♪ ♪ What is it, Caillou? ♪ 296 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:54,106 ♪ Can I get Roblox on my Xbox? ♪ 297 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:56,734 ♪ Sure thing, Caillou, as long as it's free ♪ 298 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,487 ♪ Oh, for sure, it is for free ♪ 299 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,197 Okay, wait, wait, cut. Hang on. 300 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,282 Let's try it again. I think you forgot the words. 301 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,576 Yeah, sorry. I'm just tired. 302 00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:06,785 I didn't get the best sleep last night. 303 00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:08,370 Maybe I should do the mom part. 304 00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:09,830 Nah, you do the kid part. It's funnier. 305 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:12,708 Okay, yeah. I guess you call the shots. 306 00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:14,293 What's that supposed to mean? 307 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,921 Just means you're in charge. 308 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,297 Oh, I'm in charge, 309 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,965 Like I control things? 310 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:22,510 Huh, are you gonna start saying I run Hollywood now too? 311 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,136 I didn't say you run Hollywood. 312 00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:26,388 And honestly, I'm getting kind of sick of hearing it. 313 00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:27,556 You're sick of hearing it? 314 00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:29,058 Yeah, I'm sick of hearing it. 315 00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,726 Oh, my God, are you listening to yourself? 316 00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,770 You of all people should have some compassion. 317 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:34,813 Oh, really? Why me of all people, Kyle? 318 00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:36,440 You seriously don't know why? 319 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,651 You know that Jews have stood alongside Blacks 320 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,402 since the Civil Rights movement began, right? 321 00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:41,904 What does that have to do with anything? 322 00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,989 I'm just saying I thought you'd be a better friend. 323 00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,324 'Cause you're like... 324 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:48,244 'Cause I'm like what? Black? 325 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,204 Oh my God, this is so awesome. 326 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,622 Whatever, Tolkien. 327 00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:52,748 Now you're gonna act like I somehow 328 00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:54,083 did something wrong to you. 329 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,751 No, you didn't do it to me. 330 00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,419 It just seems to work out that way all the time for you people. 331 00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:58,671 You people? 332 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,339 No, it works that way for you people! 333 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,758 You know what? I don't wanna make TikToks with you anymore! 334 00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,468 I don't wanna make TikToks with you anymore! 335 00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:07,930 Good! 336 00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:10,933 We did it. 337 00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,518 I can't believe we did it. 338 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:15,604 Praise Christ! They'll probably never talk again! 339 00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:17,815 And now Stan can have his best friend back. 340 00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:21,193 Yeah, and we can spread our Nazi message 341 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,403 all over the world! 342 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,530 Whoa, whoa, okay, Cupid Ye. 343 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,781 You mean our Christian message. 344 00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:28,450 It's the same thing. Christian message, Nazi message. 345 00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:30,452 Hitler was a great Christian. 346 00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:31,662 Cupid Ye, are you okay? 347 00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,163 Do you need to, like, talk to somebody? 348 00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:34,623 I mean it. 349 00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:36,375 People have to die so that the better races can live. 350 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:40,087 Okay, Cupid Ye. Time to go back inside. 351 00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,964 Tee hee hee hee! Tee hee hee! 352 00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,674 Come on, let's go, Ye. 353 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,050 I don't think so, dawg! 354 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:48,012 Let's go torch some motherfuckers! 355 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:58,063 Deathcon one, bitches! 356 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,524 Yeeee?! 357 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,489 Yeeeeeeeeeeee! 358 00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:09,283 Oh, shit. 359 00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,495 Yeah? 360 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,750 Stan! We aren't safe! 361 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,752 What? 362 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,170 He's totally gone crazy. 363 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,671 I don't think I can reason with him anymore! 364 00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:23,756 Reason with who? 365 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,299 Stan, listen to me. 366 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,509 There's someone who's been messing with Kyle and Tolkien. 367 00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:30,471 He said it was to be a good Christian, but... 368 00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:32,931 But I think he's just been using Christianity as an excuse 369 00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:35,017 to be a racist piece of shit. 370 00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:37,353 What did you do? 371 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,063 Not me, Stan! 372 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:42,524 This is going to be extremely hard to believe, but... 373 00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:44,026 There's a little magic angel 374 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:46,528 that comes each year around Valentine's Day. 375 00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:49,239 He spreads love and brings lonely people together. 376 00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:50,616 But this year is different. 377 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,910 Cupid me found Christ and changed his name. 378 00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,871 And I have to find a way to get him back on his meds. 379 00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:57,331 Dude, Cartman, are you okay? 380 00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:58,707 Do you need to, like, talk to somebody? 381 00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:00,959 Stan, do you believe in Santa Claus? 382 00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:02,044 Yeah. 383 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,671 Do you believe in the Easter Bunny? 384 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,047 I guess so. 385 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,299 Then believe that tomorrow is Valentine's Day... 386 00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,802 and there's no telling what Cupid Ye is capable of. 387 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,482 Happy Valentine's Day, Clyde! 388 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,359 Here's a Valentine for you, Red! 389 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:30,114 Ah, Valentine's day. Isn't it nice? 390 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,782 Love is in the air! 391 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,123 ♪ Dee deet deedle-y doo! ♪ 392 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,250 ♪ I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger ♪ 393 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,877 ♪ But she ain't messin' with no broke Jew ♪ 394 00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:49,299 Who is it? Tee-hee-hee! 395 00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:50,968 Hey! Asshole! 396 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:53,303 Other people need to use the bathroom, too! 397 00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:02,521 Whoa... Dude... 398 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,314 Happy Valentine's Day, bitch! 399 00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:05,482 What the hell?! 400 00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:06,942 How about a little anti-Semitism? 401 00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:08,152 Ugh! 402 00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:13,115 Aahghgghgh!!!! 403 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,037 Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee! 404 00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:29,631 What is that?! 405 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:35,971 Tolkien! 406 00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:37,389 Tolkien, I need to talk to you. 407 00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:38,640 About what? 408 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,934 Tolkien... I owe you an apology. 409 00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:42,811 Someone has been messing with you... 410 00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,146 and it was all for me. 411 00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,689 I don't get it. 412 00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:48,442 I've been jealous about you and Kyle's TikToks. 413 00:17:58,076 --> 00:17:59,787 Tee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee-hee! 414 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,255 Mr. Mackey (over P.A.): Attention, students! 415 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,758 There is a giant bee in the school! 416 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,718 Get somewhere safe! There's a giant bee! 417 00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:16,428 Oh, Jesus, here it is! 418 00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,138 Cupid Ye: Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee! 419 00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:20,474 Mr. Mackey: Oh, God! It's a bee!! 420 00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,267 Look, there he is! 421 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,856 What do you think you're doing, Kyle? 422 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:30,651 W-What do you mean? 423 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,569 A "Lord of the Rings" prequel?! 424 00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:34,321 What were you thinking?? 425 00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:36,907 How many more superheroes do you think we need?! 426 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,700 Mario Brothers, Kyle?! 427 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,995 You seriously can't do better than Mario Brothers?! 428 00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:46,375 That's enough, you guys! 429 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,459 Tolkien? 430 00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:48,627 I'm sorry, Kyle. 431 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,254 It's not his fault, it's mine! 432 00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,881 I was jealous of you guys and your TikToks. 433 00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:56,093 What are you waiting for?! Let's jack up these mofos! 434 00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:58,846 Holy shit! 435 00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,639 Cupid Yeeeeeeee! 436 00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,895 Time to take your meds. 437 00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:09,064 No! Those are how people control me! 438 00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:12,067 You're taking your meds, Ye, one way or another! 439 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:17,906 No! I'm not taking-- 440 00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:19,241 You're taking your medication! 441 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:20,742 I'm not t-- 442 00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:24,079 Swallow it! Swallow it! 443 00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:34,131 Ye? Ye? 444 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,763 Eric? 445 00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:43,098 Cupid me?! 446 00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:45,100 You guys! It's Cupid me! He's back! 447 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,270 What day is it? 448 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:51,064 Why it's Valentine's Day, Cupid me! 449 00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:52,274 {\an8}Valentines Day?! 450 00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,359 {\an8}Well, then, I need to get to work! 451 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,653 Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee! 452 00:19:57,779 --> 00:20:00,741 Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee! 453 00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:10,042 We have a young man who is joining us here today 454 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,878 to talk about stereotypes 455 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,963 and the harm that they can bring. 456 00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:18,550 Young man, what is your message? 457 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:21,803 My message is, we can't control what people say. 458 00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:25,974 So we have to be smart about what we choose to believe. 459 00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:28,060 If one idiot says that a certain group 460 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,812 "runs Hollywood," look into it. 461 00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:34,650 With very minimal effort, you will find that "Hollywood" 462 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:35,901 is a multi-tiered industry 463 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,569 run by tens of thousands of people 464 00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:40,572 from all over the world. 465 00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:43,659 In the past, Jews were shut out of most professions. 466 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,994 So they came to dominate vaudeville, which back then 467 00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:48,497 was considered too low-brow for good Christians. 468 00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:50,207 Those Jews eventually moved West 469 00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:51,959 and started the first movie studios 470 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,711 when movies were also considered work for the underclasses. 471 00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:56,088 And their descendants 472 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,006 are now a decent percentage of the thousands 473 00:20:58,006 --> 00:21:00,968 of people of all races that make Hollywood run. 474 00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,305 This young man 475 00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:08,350 has said in plain words what so many of us in Hollywood 476 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:11,520 have been trying to get people to understand. 477 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,314 To hear it all so plain, and so passionate. 478 00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:17,192 This kid thinks about things the way we all need to. 479 00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:18,652 You know what I think? 480 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:20,487 I think this kid should run Hollywood! 481 00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:22,155 Yeah! 482 00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:27,494 Whoa, whoa-- Wait, what? Whoa. 483 00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:29,913 - Let him run Hollywood! - Yeah! Give the kid a shot! 484 00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:32,708 - Come on! - Let him do it! 485 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,584 God damn it. 486 00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:38,714 Let the Jew run it! 487 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:42,926 {\an8}Let the Jew run it!! 488 00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:45,012 {\an8}Let the Jew run it!